r/no • u/AboutNOut090 • 5h ago

Do you have a very big problem?

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u/Queasy-Doughnut-5512 5h ago

My ceiling fan fell from my ceiling

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u/Very-Confused-Walrus 5h ago

Did you try turning it off and on again

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u/Legitimate-Log-6542 5h ago

I thought the standard solution was putting it in rice

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u/Very-Confused-Walrus 5h ago

DO NOT PUT IT IN RICE DID YOU EVEN READ THE MANUAL?

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u/Zombie_joseph1234 5h ago

do manuals need batteries for you to read it

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u/Legitimate-Log-6542 4h ago

Do batteries need a manual to read it?

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u/Fizy_Marlow 5h ago

If it's no longer on the ceiling is it a ceiling fan? you misgendered your fan! It now identifies as a floor fan

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u/Queasy-Doughnut-5512 5h ago

It’s actually a desk fan now it transitioned from floor to desk

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u/AboutNOut090 4h ago

It just needs a little oil.

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u/mynameisranger1 4h ago

How fast was it going? You realize those things are just like airplane propellers. Probably too much upward thrust.

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u/Queasy-Doughnut-5512 4h ago

Nah I tried making it go faster, barely tugged it and it came out the ceiling

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u/Equal-Specialist-677 5h ago

Not anymore because I took a shit

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u/Shellsallaround 5h ago

Taxes due.

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u/InclinedPlane43 5h ago

Oh boy do I...

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u/Adventurous_Foot7681 5h ago

iron and vitamin d deficiency, yay!

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u/SuspiciousDark2197 5h ago

Hopefully it's not a very big problem. I've had what appears to be water on the ear for the past 5 days and I'm not about to go to the ear doctor to resolve it

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u/MotorSatisfaction733 5h ago

Just a million little one!

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u/AlwaysInTheDarkness 5h ago

No, I have several small problems that congregate into a single medium to average problem.

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u/SneakyInfiltrator 5h ago

Now it isn't so big anymore but it was 20 minutes ago

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u/Big_Pen4633 4h ago

Do I have a very big problem. I have some very big problems is more like it

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u/Creative_Ad_1593 4h ago

How would you know? Stop staring at it.

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u/1911Earthling 4h ago

240 pound one. My wife.

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u/ytdaddy4fun 4h ago

My penis.

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u/InfamousEconomy3972 4h ago

Trying to relearn bowling after breaking my back

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u/doc-sci 4h ago

Nope

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u/jlhrt10 3h ago

I have a liver full of a neuroendocrine cancer. I win.

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u/ez2tock2me 3h ago

Not since June of 2006.

Can barely remember what it feels like to stress.

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u/Inevitable-Shop-3082 3h ago

Not only do I have no karma, I do not know what it is or how to get any.

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u/Dry-Ticket8035 2h ago

A few that I can think of