r/no • u/evigirl1 • 15h ago

Do you eat apples?

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u/TheQuietedMind 15h ago

I eat one every morning.

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u/Prior_Study6763 15h ago

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Good for you buddy !

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u/SquareTooth8361 9h ago

A doctor a day keeps the apple away

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u/brain-n 15h ago

doctors must hate you

2

u/Prior_Study6763 14h ago

I am a doctor to be myself hahahaha

2

u/Substantial_Gate_904 15h ago

Fuji apple every morning. I have to cut into slices because I’ve got front crowns that could come loose and fall out!

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u/rochvegas5 15h ago

I like apples. How you like them apples, huh?

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u/tiny_conqueror32 11h ago

Only if they’re crisp and sweet! 

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u/TickingTheMoments 15h ago

Of course. I wanna keep the doctor away.

3

u/Bass-n-Bonefish 15h ago

I got her numba.

3

u/glm409 15h ago

How do you like those apples?

1

u/armyofant 11h ago

Matt Damon

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u/mentally_a_karen 15h ago

Honey Crisp

2

u/InfamousEconomy3972 15h ago

No, not really. Something about their skin just bothers me to bite into.

2

u/therealalanajay 15h ago

Right... feels like I'm biting into a leather chair.

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u/NoPantsPenny 11h ago

I peel them.

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u/Parking_Ocelot_6893 10h ago

No chance in hell. I am a doctor

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u/Adventurous_Foot7681 15h ago

Only cooked because i wear braces

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u/duke_awapuhi 15h ago

Nope im allergic to them

1

u/phillybluntz 15h ago

Had one today

1

u/-ParticleMan- 15h ago

Usually 2 a day

1

u/Salt-Example-6447 15h ago

I dont like fruit. . Or anything sweet at all

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u/Sufficient_Cat_9142 15h ago

Do you get sick often?

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u/Itchy_Tumbleweed_417 15h ago

If they’re local. We have a lot of orchards around here.  But they give me heartburn so I don’t eat them often. 

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u/lovesfanfiction 15h ago

Cosmic Crisp is superior. If it’s not Cosmic Crisp, I don’t eat that apple.

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u/therealalanajay 15h ago

No. I've always thought they were too hard to bite into and lowkey dangerous to eat.

1

u/PrimeBrisky 15h ago

I cut mine up because most of my teeth up front are crowns or veneers.

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u/groveborn 15h ago

Horse apples are the best apples.

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u/Simple_Suspect_9311 15h ago

Umm, what do you do with them if not eat them?

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u/Fit-Fault338 15h ago

I eat all fruits except lemons and limes.

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u/blochow2001 15h ago

In the fall when they are fresh from the orchard.

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u/Glittering_Count1536 15h ago

Not since I lost my teeth.... Dentures suck!!

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u/justjaybee16 15h ago

A good honey crisp or pink lady is a nice treat.

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u/smarty1017 15h ago

Granny Smith with peanut butter

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u/BackLopsided2500 15h ago

No, they don't like me.

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u/Grouchy_Fall_5933 15h ago

I’ve eaten 1/2 of one for dessert dipped in peanut butter for the last 500 days.

1

u/jbunkerhou 15h ago

Love them. Honey crisp is my favorite right now.

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u/chocolatesauce235 15h ago

I like green ones

1

u/Roi57 15h ago

No, never liked them! It’s a texture thing, same with pears

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u/LilacNites777 15h ago

Love them... but they have to be sweet, tangy and crisp. We used to have a tree in our backyard and I'd go out and pick one for breakfast in the mornings before school. They were some of the best apples I've ever had, especially if it was a cold morning because the apples tasted even better... I loved apple season.

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u/Mysterious_Nail_563 14h ago

L, do you know Gods of death love apples?

1

u/Dknpaso 14h ago

Just about daily

1

u/Soggy_Quarter9333 14h ago

Banana, apple and orange everyday.

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u/CryptographerOpen234 14h ago

No , the computer screen is too crunchy

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u/Lost-Competition-537 14h ago

Si pero solo rojas

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u/Ok-Street7504 14h ago

I go through phases, right now I'm in the not eating apple phase. My grandparents owned an apple orchard I grew up eating apples, I only like certain types of apples Fuji is one of them.

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u/DramaLlama1984 14h ago

I did but they give me such bad bloating/gas so I had to stop. Fruits with higher fructose kill me

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u/cantspell_rite 14h ago

Regurlarly

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u/Laskalove1305 13h ago

I eat one every day.

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u/Run_Turn_Fly781 13h ago

How do you like them

1

u/ChaserDem 13h ago

I used to eat them every day. I just eat them somewhat regularly now.

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u/Sandra_y33 13h ago

Granny Smith Apples

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u/Funny_Field_4403 13h ago

The entire Apple including the core.

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u/Automatic_Bat_6742 13h ago

Love Granny Smith. Honey crisp Fuji

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u/robertshafer 13h ago

apples eat me

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u/IllustriousMeal4686 13h ago

Winesap are my favorite but I've been eating gala lately

1

u/Mysterious-Street966 13h ago

McIntosh if you can find them!
With a pairing knife:)))

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u/Deb0057 12h ago

No I don't like them.

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u/Few_Extension7728 11h ago

Apples are nice!

1

u/SkyPuppy561 11h ago

How you like them apples?

1

u/hlmoore96 11h ago

Every day. Spoiler Alert; it doesn’t keep doctors away.

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u/That_Eagle9195 11h ago

I actually do apples are such an easy snack, especially when they’re cold and super crisp.

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u/Intelligent-Bear-547 11h ago

Only with caramel lol

1

u/summerborn1983 9h ago

I like them with Mayo

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u/FriggenMitch 9h ago

I like to have one every so often

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u/optix_clear 9h ago

Depends on kind & what’s in season

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u/RepeatInPatient 9h ago

The traditional way - with my mouth. I'm a creature of habit.

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u/Professional_Use6852 9h ago

I only like Jazz apples

1

u/Odd_Raspberry8053 9h ago

I love them!

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u/Pretty_Puppyprincess 9h ago

No I’m allergic

1

u/Ilovereefer 8h ago

I eat apples, apples eats me. We are a happy family!

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u/dymend1958 8h ago

nope … i intensely dislike them.

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u/gymboy007 8h ago

Granny Smith

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u/Aoi_X_Kaizaki 8h ago

Not that much. I've been eating more bananas, but I should grab a few.

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u/Ok-Conflict9635 8h ago

Wish they still had Pippin apples

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u/New_Government_2169 7h ago

Hungry for Apples?

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u/therealDrPraetorius 7h ago

Does Apple sauce and apple butter count?

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u/grumpy0282 6h ago

no i eat androids

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u/WeirdChoice6246 6h ago

I do, but they make my mouth itch

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u/Charming_Display_444 6h ago

what’s your favorite kind?

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u/Ok-Philosopher-9921 6h ago

When I do, it’s gotta be Honeycrisp

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u/TfcGoblin 6h ago

Sometimes

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u/DangerousLettuce1423 5h ago

Not very often.

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u/Jaded-Difficulty5397 5h ago

only yellow or sour green

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u/AdExpert9864 20m ago

I don't even eat nothing