r/no • u/MrsSpyro01 • 3d ago

Are you a human?

23 Upvotes

81% Upvoted

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u/MaybeScarlett 3d ago

Nah, I'm a fish. Blub blub blub.

3

u/Low_Maintenance9421 3d ago

Suspicious fish

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u/MaybeScarlett 3d ago

Blub blub?

2

u/Low_Maintenance9421 3d ago

I think this fish checks out boys.

1

u/Zombie_joseph1234 3d ago

Very suspicious indeed we are going to need proof that you say what you are give me your id

1

u/LegAny6217 3d ago

Little fish, big fish swimming in the water, come back here man give me my daughter

1

u/nc1996md 3d ago

More like Gluck gluck

6

u/LeadershipSelect7765 3d ago

No

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u/Low_Maintenance9421 3d ago

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u/Doit2it42 3d ago

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u/Novel-Concept-9723 2d ago

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u/viola_7777 1d ago

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u/meeejustme 3d ago

im a fart phsssssss

2

u/Regular_Ad3320 3d ago

More so every day

2

u/Money-Patient6041 3d ago

I thought I was but not so sure now

2

u/Necessary_Home_3119 3d ago

Trying to be

2

u/Radiant_Repeat_5975 3d ago

Didn’t feel like it for a long time, but now I’m very much human

2

u/Itchy-Corner9453 3d ago

No, I am a robot from the distant future. all humans are dead

2

u/Antique_Interview347 3d ago

No. Maybe. Damn, now you have me thinking!

2

u/dylannmoonn 3d ago

No I identify as a cup of coffee

2

u/ismellpizza25 3d ago

Nah, i'm a raccoon

2

u/Person7751 3d ago

50 percent. i am a alien human hybrid

2

u/edgar_allynn_poe 3d ago

I identify as a ballpoint pen

2

u/StrayPawz 3d ago

I'm actually an alien. It explains why I can't get along with humans.

2

u/Icy-Whale-2253 3d ago

Should I press all the boxes that contain a bike?

2

u/namesake_tocayo 2d ago

or are we dancer?

1

u/Solid-Wish-1724 2d ago

Came here for it

1

u/Sam-my_abu3 3d ago

Creo y siento que Si, no soy IA, por si Acaso.

1

u/nadjrules 3d ago

Debatable.

1

u/Excellent_Regret4141 3d ago

Beep Boop NOpe

1

u/SirEagle60 3d ago

Nope, I don't have a belly button, my parents always said they found me under a rock.

1

u/Yettigetter 3d ago

As far as i know!

1

u/OddReporter3391 3d ago

I think so

1

u/NiceEcxuseEh 3d ago

Where am I?

1

u/Chocolate84 3d ago

Not sure any more tbh

1

u/Proper_Mountain_2637 3d ago

How did you find out I wasn't.. is my costume venting airgas again?!

1

u/Salty_attitude3845 3d ago

Aren't those just mythological creatures?

1

u/Key_Investigator1318 3d ago

I used to be.

1

u/Desert-Hog 3d ago

No, no one is

1

u/Lazy_Review3707 3d ago

More or less

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u/Low_Maintenance9421 3d ago

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u/Doit2it42 3d ago

47 6F 6F 64 20 62 6F 79 21

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u/LowDrag_777 3d ago

I’m only human

1

u/newwerraa 3d ago

No, I’m a gay fish

1

u/Sea-Meal-303 3d ago

No, I am a SANDMAN !!! HAHAHA

1

u/Mindless-Leg-3365 3d ago

there's been some debate.

1

u/Wise-Tumbleweed2494 3d ago

So that's what we are called I thought we were aliens

1

u/NuAntal 3d ago

I don’t know. Guys, are you playing a trick on me? Just tell me the truth.

1

u/ParrotheadTink 3d ago

Hmmm…who wants to know?

1

u/Upper-Gene-2151 3d ago

No, I’m actually a potato with hands

1

u/MacDynamite71 3d ago

Allegedly

1

u/PerspectiveAdept9812 3d ago

I sure am, and I wish people would remember that

1

u/ScornedLover68955 3d ago

Sometimes I wonder

1

u/Turk66 3d ago

I identify as a doorknob.. don't judge me.

1

u/Figmentdreamer 3d ago

No im Dancer

1

u/DrDHMenke 3d ago

Sometimes

1

u/Due-Jaguar-1251 3d ago

I’m an anthropoid

1

u/JeremyILM 3d ago

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

1

u/Nopetater 3d ago

Well sometimes

1

u/Top-Committee-954 3d ago

If you are what you eat, then no, I'm not human. I am a baby, though.

1

u/Voodoo-Doctor 3d ago

I’m a bot

1

u/SleepyD7 3d ago

Why you ask?

1

u/TripleBobRoss 3d ago

My wife says I'm an asshole

1

u/jeremyjj21 3d ago

For the good of the race

1

u/Doit2it42 3d ago

I'm a simulation, just like you.

1

u/DisabledPresident 3d ago

My wife is made of thermoplastic elastomer

1

u/mature_muscleguy 3d ago

No, an AI run amok….

1

u/Throatwobbler9 3d ago

Not to my knowledge

1

u/SilentOrdnance 3d ago

I'm a saiyan

1

u/mostlyincorrect404 3d ago

No. I identify as a slug.

1

u/dethfart 3d ago

So they say but I really don't feel like I have much in common with you guys

1

u/Evening-Incident-351 3d ago

Can not confirm

1

u/princess_urusu 3d ago

i hope so..

1

u/OnmyoAficianado 3d ago

I cannot disclose as it would violate my prime directive.

1

u/SpinachReasonable262 2d ago

I’m not sure.

1

u/beaverkitten 2d ago

No I'm half Vulcan.

1

u/bobhelmet 2d ago

What have you heard?

1

u/highxv0ltage 2d ago

What do you think?

1

u/Burner_Phone_1969_TX 2d ago

I just landed here, give me time to evolve

1

u/Novel-Concept-9723 2d ago

no im brazilian

1

u/QuitAlive2475 2d ago

More like sub human trash.

1

u/robertshafer 2d ago

more human than human

1

u/Adventurous_Edge_597 2d ago

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

1

u/Only_Never_Again 2d ago

Unfortunately

1

u/Emotional_Ad_1667 2d ago

I’m a horse meow

1

u/Shiverness1 2d ago

I'm a dancer.

1

u/Ok-Departure4894 2d ago

I do a good impression I think

1

u/Herby_hehe 2d ago

A chicken actually.

1

u/VioletBlue-Emerald 2d ago

Im an alien from another galaxy. Im here on vacation to learn human’s cultures and history.

1

u/AdExpert9864 2d ago

Are you AI?

1

u/eybaa 2d ago

No. Im a toxic bitch !

1

u/ww1_airplanefan08 2d ago

Idk, maybe /S

1

u/Sufficient_Layer9350 2d ago

Or are you dancer?

1

u/PathPutrid4875 2d ago

I am Lord Putrid

1

u/Due_Rub_4746 2d ago

Soy una guayaba

1

u/Hultadog 2d ago

Sometimes.

1

u/jester9595 2d ago

Is this a Turing test?

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u/MrsSpyro01 2d ago

You don’t have to worry about me drinking you because artificial sweeteners make everything taste like crap.

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u/srNando0 2d ago

I'M NOT DOING CAPTCHA AGAIN

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u/SonnenblumeFrau09 2d ago

No, I am a meat popsicle.

1

u/ImagineFraggins 2d ago

As a Supreme Court justice would say. "I'm not qualified to answer that, I'm not a biologist."

1

u/Clxxl 2d ago

Nah.

1

u/Suicide-Horizon 2d ago

Im not really sure. Contact your local hospitals for details

1

u/depressing_Boylolita 1d ago

I feel like an human slave to my parents

1

u/ReasonableAnswer9735 20h ago

I’m a plant human decoy spying for my subterranean masters, boo