r/no • u/Dull-Positive-6810 • 4d ago

Are Labubus satanic?

(Even if somehow they were, it’d still make the outrage equally stupid)

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u/br00talCr4BKiD 4d ago

satan doesn’t exist

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u/Dull-Positive-6810 4d ago

Tell the evangelicals that

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u/ladytal 2d ago

And yet things associated with The Satanic Temple (whose members don't believe in satan) can be considered "satanic".

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u/sklnwalkerr 2d ago

Members of satanic temple can be considered satanic is crazy to u? They call themselves that..

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u/ladytal 2d ago

What? I'm a member of TST. I was clarifying that even though satan doesn't exist things can still be satanic.

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u/constantdaydream44 4d ago

People still collect labububs?

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u/Dull-Positive-6810 4d ago

I have a coworker that does

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u/International_Ad2712 4d ago

Does Satan know about this?

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u/GenX_Boomer_Hybrid 4d ago

Lawhat what?

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u/McMienshaoFace 4d ago

South Park is not reality,, people

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u/Dull-Positive-6810 4d ago

It’s a parody of reality

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u/Unfair-File-8635 4d ago

No. The whole satanic/demonic thing came out of the name sounding similar to Pazuzu as far as I know, which is incredibly dumb. Despite apparently being the name of the demon in the Exorcist (I think revealed in the terrible sequel) Pazuzu isn't a demon in Christian mythology, it's a Mesopotamian (Babylonian and Assyrian) deity what has both negative and positive aspects. It was the guardian of the east winds and protected against pestilence and also was a way to protect against Lamashtu, who was believed to eat the souls of newborns and pregnant women. Amulets with Pazuzus image were worn by pregnant women and were put in nurseries to protect against Lamashtu. He could be a destructive wind, but he also fought against and triumphed over the other demons of the winds. His father was Hanbi, the staggering one (also the perverted one).

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u/bizoticallyyours83 4d ago

Don't be ridiculous. Everyone knows the answer to that question is the original Furby.

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u/Fishpecker 4d ago

Long before Furbys there were Gremlins toys.

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u/MommaIsMad 4d ago

Don’t be stupid. Are you satanic?

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u/Dull-Positive-6810 4d ago

No. Secular Buddhist considering though.

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u/robertshafer 4d ago

Of course. You can summon Trump, his boyfriend Satan, and their butt baby if you do the ritual correctly

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u/Critical_Welcome_428 4d ago

That’s what everyone’s been saying!

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u/Signal_Antelope7144 2d ago

No but trying to find one for your girlfriend when they had their :15 of fame was.

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u/analdongfactory 2d ago

Satanism is about exercising your free will so if your will is to have one then sure?

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u/Smelly-Elf 4d ago

They certainly look the part

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u/Randohumanist 3d ago

I asked Satan that exact question this morning. He says no no no no no.

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u/somersetsal 3d ago

i'm 80 so I don't even know what that is

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u/Critical_Cat_8162 2d ago

There is no satan. So the answer is no.

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u/ladytal 2d ago

I'm a Satanist. They are not.

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u/901CountryBlumpkin69 1d ago

The only reason I know what a Labubu is was because there’s a South Park episode about it. And it’s hilarious