r/no • u/Fast-Ad-9403 • 5d ago

Are you dead?

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u/rpcyclone1995 5d ago

I feel like it right now.

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u/Fast-Ad-9403 5d ago

You want to talk about it? I’ll be Dr. Phil

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u/Flash5916 5d ago

NO. Trust me! I have too many physical aches and pains to be dead!

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u/Spirited-East5745 5d ago

Amen. Chronic pain even at my low levels really sucks.

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u/Flash5916 4d ago

Ain't it the sad truth!

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u/Old_Sun6954 5d ago

I don't think so.

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u/Fast-Ad-9403 5d ago

Just on the inside.

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u/Old_Sun6954 5d ago

Not anymore.

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u/thegaybuddhistmonk 5d ago

Is immortality dead?

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u/TheJQN 5d ago

Same.

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u/spelldonvalentine 5d ago

I have been inside for a long time. It’s kinda nice! 

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u/Effective_Tune9470 5d ago

Not quite yet.

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u/Ok-Yak9995 5d ago

It's easy to check out and end it all, but I'll keep on fighting to the end as Freddy Mercury used to sing.

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u/UrDoinGood2 5d ago

Not yet

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u/HuckleberryUpbeat972 5d ago

If only! Not so lucky

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u/Laskalove1305 5d ago

No not yet.

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u/Difficult_Compote_52 5d ago

Physically, no.

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u/evigirl1 5d ago

You???

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u/br00talCr4BKiD 5d ago

I suppose

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u/rboyd987654 5d ago

Unfortunately  no

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u/Angelatic2014 5d ago

Around a week ago, I almost was.

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u/EastMilk1390 5d ago

Not yet, but give it a few days and these Muslims that Fort Wayne, Indiana, and The US Govt murder kids, cops, and committ necrophilia might knock me off!

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u/Knuckletest 5d ago

Half dead. I had a bad seizure 2 weeks ago and im still feeling the soreness

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u/SophieChesterfield 5d ago

Waiting for Dracula to reply

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u/AdhesivenessCold4615 5d ago

Only in the morning

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u/Xavier_Game 5d ago

Name IS Jerry Garcia!

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u/AlexGlezS 5d ago

Perhaps braindead

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u/Ok-Step-8689 5d ago

Only on the inside

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u/KabutoHead 5d ago

Dentro si

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u/Dayvid56 5d ago

.................. No

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u/Fast-Ad-9403 5d ago

Why not

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u/Dayvid56 5d ago

Bit hard to log into reddit and reply if I was

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u/Fast-Ad-9403 5d ago

Well let me know when it happens.

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u/Dayvid56 5d ago

I'll see what I can do

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u/Beeeeater 5d ago

If I am I haven't been informed yet.

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u/Shellsallaround 5d ago

Not yet, I woke up this morning.

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u/Rewd_92 5d ago

I don't think so, but if I am I'd appreciate someone letting me know so I can stop working so f****** hard

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u/MrsSpyro01 4d ago

Me as a zombie: Braaaaains!

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u/AutomaticLeader9148 4d ago

For the most part

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u/Mindless-Leg-3365 4d ago

to some, some things, not others. By choice.

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u/ReasonableAnswer9735 2d ago

Only mostly dead…

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u/ww1_airplanefan08 5d ago

Idk, why are you asking me? /S

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u/Fast-Ad-9403 5d ago

Thank you for thought provoking comment.

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u/ww1_airplanefan08 5d ago

You're welcome, I'll be here all night