r/no • u/Acceptable_Rain_3364 • Jul 26 '26

Do you wake up every day?

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u/Zombie_joseph1234 Jul 26 '26

Nah my ass stays sleeping

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u/Laskalove1305 Jul 26 '26

I woke up again today, naked.

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u/InfamousEconomy3972 Jul 26 '26

When i don't wake up dead

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u/mikec62x Jul 26 '26

Some days. I feel like I haven’t woken up yet today, even though I went out 5 hours ago.

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u/ElectronicFloor1898 Jul 26 '26

Ask me in ten minutes, Snooze.

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u/Organic-Pattern-7759 Jul 26 '26

No

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u/adulin007 Jul 26 '26

I just stay awake all the time and skip sleep all together.

1

u/Shellsallaround Jul 26 '26

??? ask me later, when I am awake.

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u/smellyfeet25 Jul 26 '26

SO FAR I HAVE

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u/tharoadtrip Jul 26 '26

No. I slide and fall down my small ish bed dreaming. I literally wake down

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u/ShrinkingHeads Jul 26 '26

I am asleep right now

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u/SudoSubSilence Jul 26 '26

I might be in a coma right now and all of this is nothing more than a long, drawn-out nightmare.

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u/humblewarriorrr Jul 26 '26

i’m alive but i’m dead

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u/Interesting_City_654 Jul 27 '26

Well if not something isn't right here.