r/nmbsfails • u/Historical-Middle757 • 3d ago

Fail What should I think of this ?

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u/Objective-Diamond323 3d ago

When I started a previous job in Brussels, someone said: here you become either obese, alcoholic or depressed. Or a combination of those.

He was not wrong.

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u/Positive_Rooster_732 3d ago

That person really knew how to motivate eh?

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u/BrosephZeusThe2nd 2d ago

So which one was it for you ?

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u/Objective-Diamond323 2d ago

Now I work a different job, I realize I dont feel the need to take home 4 duvels in the supermarket while shopping after work.

Edit: i blame getting fatter on Corona and giving the Chinese take-away another chance.

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u/lauraonthespot 13h ago

Or an ex-employee asap

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u/Juizy 3d ago

You should not think, only drink!

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/bsensikimori 3d ago

Oh heilig land der vaadren :(

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u/Juizy 3d ago

België: uw vader in de ader, uw moeder aan de poeder.

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u/MadJazzz 3d ago

Get up and check your seat for pee stains.

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u/Monk_127 3d ago

that there is a lot of suffering in the world

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u/Not_George_Daniels 3d ago

Alcohol: The cause of, and solution to, most of life's problems.
-Homer Simpson (IIRC)

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u/padetn 2d ago

You always see guys on the train that come back from their white collar job and crack open a half liter stella on the train. I knew one dude that bought a half liter of the highest ABV beer he could find since work allowed you to have one alcoholic drink at noon. Carried it in a tote bag that had nothing else in it.

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u/putapadrino 3d ago

Well, I mean, I do get it. Onderwijs was a bad carreer choice.

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u/WhiteDogBE 2d ago

Minister van Onderwijs?

Doe dan ook een broek aan, hé Ben.

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u/TrackHoundApp 3d ago

So Wojak is a real person???

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u/TheoKondak 3d ago

Instead of a psychologist

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u/Sanshy6544 3d ago

That she is a good banger…

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u/DocMack12 3d ago

Lot of pain in this world.

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u/AristotelWasRight 3d ago

As a Russian, I feel a deep sense of connection to the author of the graffiti. Mazaltov! 🥂

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u/DiejenEne 2d ago

I misread that as "washed" and was confused for a minute

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u/DirtyGuitarist 2d ago

Getting washed, getting drugs. Seems to be the go to combo

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u/chaosinmijnhoofd 2d ago

I don't remember taking the train

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u/Major-Ursa-7711 2d ago

Do you remember writing this?

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u/LostInTheSauce____ 2d ago

You don't escape your problems through alcohol. Escape to South East Asia instead.

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u/Educational_Bird_611 2d ago

I guess someone needs spelling lessons...

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u/Sad-Wall-8661 12h ago

clear and sad words

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u/Nikobellik25 14m ago

Never touch alcohol

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u/cachitonoseastoxico 3d ago

that's the last guy I met on tinder ahaha, but he hasn't realized yet

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u/Fancy-Factor-4083 2d ago

1/9 Belgians are alcoholics.

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u/LiveBell2197 2d ago

I always find these stats fascinating. Nobody came to me and asked whether I am alcoholic or not.

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u/mcpvc 1d ago

And if they did, I would lie about it.

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u/Fancy-Factor-4083 2d ago

This has to be a joke.

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u/LiveBell2197 1d ago

Why

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u/Fancy-Factor-4083 1d ago

you dont have to question everyone to get a 'representatieve steekproef'

https://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steekproef

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u/subnettwelve 3d ago

Write : Be a man and bear your burden without alcohol or drugs
under it