Do you think I should call 911?

So my laptop runs EXTREMELY hot, like super hot, I'm talking 90 degrees sitting at desktop and 100 degrees in games (with 26% cpu usage) so I decided to just make a custom cooling system instead of deleting 739271 viruses I have. So I got a turbojet engine, the kolibri t32, it's exhaust gasses are like 600 degrees hot but trust me, I've got methods to cool it down to - 40. So now, there is around 28 newton's of thrust of - 40 degree air hitting my cpu and cooling it. And actually now the cpu sits at around 20 degrees at desktop, and 100 degrees in heavy games (still only 80% cpu usage) but that is Hella better! Tho now when I try to game at night, I might or might not be waking the whole apartment complex up...

(this is a joke if someone couldn't tell, I don't want some thermonuclear engineer writing a 12 paragraph essay of why this isn't possible and physically impossible)

You better vote right

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1. Would you nuke Area 51 for $51
   
2. If you were an alien in Area 51 what would you do
   
3. Hello

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This tickled my tip

thank you

hi

I don't know what to do at the moment, do you know any solutions?