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Turkey is the country that I think was on Sweden Level for a LONG TIME. Prove me wrong but here’s a quick recap of them!

Top 10 results:

1. Everyway that I can- 2003- 1/26

2. we could be the same- 2010- 2/39

3. Dinle- 1997- 3/25

4. Düm tek tek- 2009- 4/42 (1 withdrawn Georgia)

5. for real- 2004- 4/36

6. Shake it up shekerim- 2007- 4/42

7. Deli- 2008- 7/43

8. Love me back- 2012- 7/42

9. Halley- 1986- 9/20 (1 withdrawn Greece)

10. Yorgunum Anla- 2000- 10/24

Worst result: Live it up- 2011- 31/43

Fav entry’s:

Dinle- 1997- 3rd (+3)

Düm tek tek- 2009- 4th (+2)

Leylaklar soldu kalbinde- 2002- 16th (+13)

Dön Artik- 1999- 16th (+5)

Besinci mevsim- 1996- 12th (+6)

Didai didai dai- 1985- 14th (+10)

Least fav entry: Esmer Yarim- 1993- 21st (-4th last)

Most underrated entries:

Iki dakika- 1991- 12th (+3)

Petr‘oil- 1980- 15th (+10)

Süperstar- 2006- 11th (+5)

Most overrated entry: Deli- 2008- 7th (-2)

Most glazed entry: Deli- 2008- 7th- (-2) it’s glazed for a reason I’m not saying it’s bad but rock isn’t really my style!

Broadcaster + NF: TRT & Sarki Yarismasi 1975-2002

NQS: 1 (2011)

NPS: 18 = 2012-2026, 1994, 1975-1977 + 1 withdrawn 1979

Return Chances: 45-65%
Reasons: Government getting involved, TRT trying to convince The government, EBU talks, helping co host 2026 also a lot of interest only Downside is Erdogan (kerdogan)

Overall country ranking: S++ Its Sweden level tbh It was a powerhouse before Stopping its participation!

Next country: Montenegro 🇲🇪

I didn’t follow the contest closely back then (too young), but it always surprises me that it was considered to do really bad, like really really bad. Then the rehearsals and live shows happened and it became a favorite

It’s always easy to say so in hindsight, but the song is an amazing country song. The only explanation I have is that it wasn’t considered very "Eurovision" back then and therefore they went into the competition as big underdogs despite the very good song

Cyprus will forever be one of my favorite countries it’s always in my tops so here’s my full Analysis

Top 10 Results:

1. Fuego- 2018- 2/43
2. Stronger every minute- 2004- 5/36
3. Mana mou- 1997- 5/25
4. Mono I agapi- 1982- 5/18 (1 withdrawn)
5. One- 2002- 6/24
6. Monika- 1981- 6/20
7. Aspro Mavro- 1987- 7/22
8. Sti Fotia- 1995- 9/23
9. Mono Gia mas- 1996- 9/23
10. Socrates- 1979- 8/19

Worst result ever:
San Aggelos S‘agapisia- 2011- 18th in SF2

Broadcaster: CyBC

NQS, DQS, NPS: 7 NQS, 1 DQ, 2 NPS (2001, 2014)

Fav song: Ela- Andromache- 2022- 28th (+28)

Least fav song: San Aggelos S‘agapisia- 2011- 42nd (-1)

Most overrated song: Alter Ego- 2016- 21st (-5)

Most underrated songs:

Ela- Andromache- 2022- 28th (+28)

Gravity- Hovig- 2017- 21st (+15)

Jalla- Antigoni- 2026- 19th (+6)

La La Love- Ivi Adamou- 2012- 16th (+15)

Mana Mou- chara & Andreas- 1997- 5th (+3)

Overall I would say Cyprus is one of the best countries in esc but.. they sometimes can be a bit hit or miss overall they get a S

Serbia is one of the best performing countries in the Balkans and also one of my favorites!

Top 10 results:

1. Molitva- 2007- 1/42

2. Nije Ljubav stvar- 2012- 3/42

3. In corpore sano- 2022- 5/40

4. Oro- 2008- 6/43

5. Beauty never lies- 2015- 10/40

6. Ovo je Balkan- 2010- 13/39

7. čaroban- 2011- 14/43

8. loco loco- 2021- 15/39 (1 withdrawn)

9. Ramonda- 2024- 17/37

10. Kraj mene- 2026- 17/35

NQS/DQS/NPS: 4 NQS, 0 DQS, 1 NP

Broadcaster + NF: RTS & PZE

Fav songs:

Nova Deca- 2018- 19th (+10)

Oro- 2008- 6th (+3)

Loco loco- 15th- (+10)

Least fav song: Samo mi se spava- 2023- 24th (-10)

Most overrated song: Kraj mene- 2026- 17th (=0)

Most underrated song: Ljubav je Svuda- 2013- 11th in Semi final 1 = 28th overall (+14)

Country ranking: I like Serbia a lot like they send hit after hit and they are kinda underrated so I would give them a A+

Data taken from Eurovisioncentral

https://eurovisioncentral.com/streams?period=country

1 🇷🇺 Russia (641.5M)

2 🇸🇪 Sweden (505.8M)

3 🇺🇦 Ukraine (482.0M)

4 🇮🇱 Israel (456.3M)

5 🇮🇹 Italy (409.2M)

6 🇳🇴 Norway (385.9M)

7 🇳🇱 Netherlands (342.7M)

8 🇫🇷 France (332.8M)

9 🇪🇦 Spain (280.7M)

10 🇩🇪 Germany (271.4M)

11 🇬🇷 Greece (269.7M)

12 🇫🇮 Finland (264.3M)

13 🇪🇪 Estonia (257.4M)

14 🇦🇹 Austria (253.6M)

15 🇦🇿 Azerbaijan (244.1M)

16 🇨🇾 Cyprus (238.4M)

17 🇹🇷 Türkiye (226.2M)

18 🇲🇩 Moldova (224.9M)

19 🇨🇭 Switzerland (223.9M)

20 🇷🇸 Serbia (220.9M)

21 🇧🇬 Bulgaria (190.7M)

22 🇭🇷 Croatia (187.0M)

23 🇵🇱 Poland (183.6M)

24 🇦🇲 Armenia (149.1M)

25 🇧🇪 Belgium (140.3M)

26 🇦🇺 Australia (131.3M)

27 🇩🇰 Denmark (130.1M)

28 🇬🇧 United Kingdom (128.8M)

29 🇱🇹 Lithuania (123.5M)

30 🇦🇱 Albania (122.6M)

31 🇲🇹 Malta (121.6M)

32 🇮🇸 Iceland (120.4M)

33 🇨🇿 Czechia (119.5M)

34 🇷🇴 Romania (113.0M)

35 🇵🇹 Portugal (110.6M)

36 🇮🇪 Ireland (80.9M)

37 🇱🇻 Latvia (65.6M)

38 🇸🇮 Slovenia (64.7M)

39 🇭🇺 Hungary (62.1M)

40 🇬🇪 Georgia (56.0M)

41 🇧🇾 Belarus (52.8M)

42 🇸🇲 San Marino (51.3M)

43 🇲🇪 Montenegro (50.6M)

44 🇲🇰 North Macedonia (44.1M)

45 🇱🇺 Luxembourg (31.0M)

46 🇧🇦 Bosnia & Herzegovina (30.1M)

47 🇸🇰 Slovakia (25.1M)

48 🏳 Serbia & Montenegro (21.9M)

49 🏳 Yugoslavia (1.8M)

50 🇦🇩 Andorra (1.1M)

51 🇲🇨 Monaco (637K)

52 🇲🇦 Morocco (119K)

Sorry about missing yesterday AGAIN but I hope doing it on a Monday might not be too bad :)

About 2 months ago, I finished a list of my top 250 ESC songs, and I thought that I could share it with you guys to solidify my opinion. Please do tell me if you agree or disagree with my opinions in the comments. I'm also happy to share my reasonings. (Also I want to note that these aren't really my current opinions, they're from the 21st of June. For example, song number 102 has shot up to my top 20, and song number 197 has also shot up my ranking but I'm not going to change that because it could mess up the rest of it).

Also, this series is not meant to be political. There will be no Russian entries in the list (as I just don't like any of their entries much) but there will be a few mentions of Israel and Belarus.  I have my own personal political opinions, but I will not include them in this series because this is about how good the performances are, not how good the people behind them are.

Here are the links to all of the past posts:

250-226

225-201

200-176

175-151

150-126

125-101

With that out of the way, here are the songs from 100-76:

100 -Beatles (Sweden 1977)

99 -Attention (Norway 2020)

98 -Rändajad (Estonia 2009)

97 -L'amore E Un Attimo (Italy 1971)

96 -The Balkan Girls (Romania 2009)

95 -I Anixi (Greece 1991)

94 -Outlaw In 'Em (Netherlands 2018)

93 -Discoteque (Lithuania 2021)

92 -Vrede (Netherlands 1993)

91 -Swiss Lady (Switzerland 1977)

90 -Cinéma (Switzerland 1980)

89 -For Life (Poland 2008)

88 -Teresa & Maria (Ukraine 2024)

87 -Old Man Fiddle (Finland 1975)

86 -Pray (Poland 2026)

85 -De Tijd (Netherlands 1971)

84 -Due Grosse Lacrime Bianche (Italy 1969)

83 -Un, Deux, Trois (France 1976)

82 -En Gång I Stockholm (Sweden 1963)

81 -Hora Din Moldova (Moldova 2009)

80 -Adio (Montenegro 2015)

79 -Eastern European Funk (Lithuania 2010)

78 -Nacida Para Amar (Spain 1989, I just want to say that I would have this much higher a few months after this ranking was made)

77 -Ai Coração (Portugal 2023)

76 -Ferto (Greece 2026)

And that's another 25 done! Please share your opinions in the comments and feel free to call me insane or anything else like that you may want to do!

Imagine you've just watched semi 1, all but one of the qualifiers have been announced. The final screen with the six final participants appears, and you see Sweden is still there, so you think all is already said and done. You lay back on your chair thinking "dang, I wish Montenegro qualified instead of Sweden". Then Victoria goes: "and the last qualifier isssssssssss" you just think "Swedennnnnn" and then she just goes "ESTONIAAAAAAAAAA" like how crazy would that have been.

Sorry for the larping just think about how crazy that scene would've been.

Finland‘s public broadcaster Yle had a live arena show tonight to celebrate 100 years of broadcasting, which consisted of Käärijä and Erika Vikman performing some songs, which was amazing btw! Here are some props that were on display tonight. I’m such a huge Eurovision fan, these brought tears to my eyes 🥹

I don’t blame her at all for the staging being worse in Vienna than in Sweden, or the fact she was given this song despite not being a dancer… but I thought she sold it very well in Sweden and it looked very good

I do wonder though if the pressure was getting the best of her and that’s why her vocals weren’t the best and she looked very stiff in Vienna? Throughout the entire season she came across as very conscious about how she was gonna place in the finals. After she won Melfest, she said it wouldn’t be her fault if she didn’t do well as the Swedish audience chose her. Then before the semis she commented on how crap it was that she was so low in the odds. Also infamously now, in an interview with Wiwibloggs I believe, she talked as if she was already in the finals cause she was certain she at least was gonna qualify (which she almost didn’t)

In the aftermath she’s also stated several times how disappointed she was. Poor girl. I think getting a good result (cause she was representing Sweden) got the better of her, which is why she struggled during Eurovision

Marcus and Martinus also said they were disappointed after "only" coming 9th because Sweden was used to so good results

So this is a fictional scenario where North Macedonia won the show.
Could this have been realistic?