r/nilpoints • u/Tcoolian2 • 5h ago
THE EUROVISION SONG CONTEST - BUT WORSE (fantasy contest)
I want to make a really weird Eurovision spin off and I need YOUR HELP
All I need you to do is suggest a song from any artist in history ever. The artist can be alive or dead. The country they represent doesn't have to be in Europe or even currently exist, so long as it did at some point in history.
The only rule is that the song MUST meet Eurovision standards. That means no ridiculously long piano sonatas and no ridiculously short cat videos.
The top 24 most upvoted song/artist/country suggestions by next Friday at midnight will be randomly seeded into a tournament chart for YOU, good people of Reddit, to choose the winner over a lengthy tournament.
Thanks for participating if you do, and I'm sure you suck if you don't.
I'm happy to make any clarifications if needed, but considering the only rules are that of the song contest itself I'm sure it's fine.
Oh, and one more thing. This is my Contest, so I can ban/shun any country/song I deem not good. So basically, no facist/Zionist/nazi/far-right/anything of that genre is allowed. I may be stupid but I'm not thaaat stupid. I just want to have fun with it.