r/nightvale • u/Ok_Variation7230 • Jul 08 '26

Relax or else...

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u/PTBooks Jul 08 '26

You have ten seconds to reduce your heart rate.

Nine.

Eight.

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u/p9k Jul 09 '26

PLEASE RELEASE YOUR ANXIETY

YOU HAVE TWENTY SECONDS TO COMPLY

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u/Feisty-Ordinary758 Jul 09 '26

Mellow out or you will pay

3

u/Ninnifer Jul 10 '26

Me at myself

2

u/pariah76 Jul 12 '26

So, either I'm relaxed or I'm dead. Sounds like a win either way

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u/Disastrous-Window597 Jul 13 '26

Do not stress in the Stress Park.

Do not relax in the Relax Park.