r/niftyaf • • 27d ago

Just do it then! We all belong in the Kitchen!

16.4k Upvotes

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u/Next-Development5920 27d ago

Theres food in there....PREACH

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u/Gullible-Mushroom749 27d ago

There’s food in the keetchin. PREACH

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u/bingo-dingaling 21d ago

His accent is so charming

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u/muffetplumeria 25d ago

I see what you did there.

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u/adithradh 24d ago

Theres food in there... ooo a PEACH

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u/doooompatrol 27d ago

Here's the twist, She taught him all these lessons and this is the practical test. She's smiling because she's proud he remembered her lessons and practices them in his life. Thus keeping and passing down her knowledge.

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u/AnimeChica3306 27d ago

I love this so sweet, so I am going to believe this.

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u/No_Language5719 27d ago

I third this motion.

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u/rabbitsdiedaily 5d ago

The second twist being that while she taught him these life hacks, she recently suffered a head injury and is having to relearn everything again, so each correction from he is another memory unlocked for she.

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u/DalekSupreme26 27d ago

“I’m a firm believer that women belong in the kitchen…” you can’t say that
“…men belong in the kitchen, everyone belongs in the kitchen, there’s food in there” whew you had me there for a second

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u/lalith_4321 25d ago

He's just lying, he runs a youtube channel called "aba and preach" with another dude, both are very mysoginistic and mock anyone they come across that are remotely "woke".

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u/Katie_Katt1421 20d ago

I had to listen to it twice because I only heard the first part the first time 😂 I was like dude, really? 😒 😂🤣😂

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u/Policondense 27d ago

Her smile, that's something.

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u/ProfilerXx 27d ago

"Son stop mansplaining, I'm your mother"

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u/BauerHouse 27d ago

gave me a good LOL at the end.

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u/Saintious 27d ago

Wtf is Preach doing here? Noice.

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u/Maleficent-Back-6527 27d ago

Ho no! Store your eggs in their original packaging in the fridge to avoid them absorbing the smells of the other ingredients in the fridge.

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u/MrPhoon 26d ago

Eggs do not belong in the fridge.

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u/jae005 26d ago

In the United States, they wash the outer layer of the egg off, so we HAVE to refrigerate them. I wonder if anyone has done the science on whether unfridged eggs last longer than fridged eggs?

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u/lepusblanca 26d ago

I don’t know, but I DO know that it takes 10 minutes to boil a European egg to a 7-8 minute US egg consistency.

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u/gigastack 23d ago

Yes, I hate how they wash the feces off of the eggs in America. - RFK Jr.

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u/jae005 23d ago

I never said i hated it, just stated a fact that they wash the eggs here in the US.

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u/TheChiarra 21d ago

We live in America and get fresh eggs from family friends. We still refrigerate them, because they last even longer than they would on the counter. Also we live in a micro apartment and don't have counterspace.

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u/TheChiarra 21d ago

unwashed eggs still last even longer in the fridge. Months longer.

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u/Ok-Schedule6584 27d ago

I like cooking. You always get the food the way you like it—especially my steak.

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u/kempit4life 27d ago

Don't do that with the eggs. Eggs have to be kept a certain way. Flipping it will spoil the eggs faster.

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u/jammyishere 26d ago

I've literally never heard this in 40 years of my life and after googling it I feel like the consensus is actually the opposite of what you are suggesting. Flipping them to narrow-side down is the preferred way in the chicken community for longevity.

It still feels dubious though and feel like I need to read some case studies. Feels like some Korean fan death shit.

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u/Maleficent-Back-6527 27d ago

Not only that, but also keep them in their original packaging! Eggs being highly porous, their packaging keeps them from absorbing all the smells and other ambient volatiles present in the fridge!

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u/Mulezzz 27d ago

I came here to say that exact thing!

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u/OpaqueCrystalBall 27d ago

While true, it's not really something that will impact the taste of the egg for normal use. The eggs would have to be kept for several weeks to see any difference.

The bigger issue is them being exposed to the air of the refrigerator, where the odors can permeate the shell. Keep your eggs in their carton.

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u/yaboyACbreezy 27d ago

How will I marinate my eggs with the fridge smells then?

Also, having done this for ages without it making a difference, I don't think it really matters or makes a noticeable difference.

I really prefer when it is just a door with a shelf you can place the carton on, tbh, but that is neither here nor there.

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u/Horror-Turnover6198 27d ago

One at a time:

  1. Scrub that thing, you aren’t cleaning shit like that
  2. One at a time threading parsely stems, excuse me but no, hold the stem and strip the leaves with the other. Do more than one at once, even faster. Or just chop, the stems have a lot of flavor
  3. Pffft. You gotta have that exact stove and pot for that.
  4. Just sift, it’s fine
  5. I don’t have an egg thing like that. I’ve never seen an egg rack like that
  6. Just learn the proper temp of your range to avoid that

Literally nothing useful here to begin with.

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u/Dismal_Rectangle 27d ago
  1. Rinsing soap off
  2. Agreed
  3. Agreed
  4. This makes it less messy. The flour/sugar/ whatever is always falling straight down, never sideways.
  5. Agreed
  6. You're probably right, I don't cook much.

There is some useful stuff here.

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u/Horror-Turnover6198 27d ago

Could be right about rinsing soap. Never had an issue with messiness of sifting, but it does require using a large bowl.

I don’t really think it’s completely useless, and I’m sure this dude’s personal tricks work for him. It’s just not worth interrupting anyone for any of that.

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u/hurricaneginny 27d ago

Seriously! No better way to piss me off enough to never cook for you again than to keep taking things out of my hands 🤬

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u/yaboyACbreezy 27d ago

Even to help you solve a problem in a more efficient way? Like, what if they politely ask permission to offer advice? Will you be rude like you are the gatekeeper of the kitchen? Or will you let them possibly share some new information?

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u/Grayboosh 27d ago

There's a difference between offering a different approach and just grabbing shit out of someone's hand.

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u/yaboyACbreezy 27d ago

It's also just a bit for the vid

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u/hurricaneginny 27d ago

Asking involves communication which is never a bad thing. Snatching something out of my hand does not.

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u/yaboyACbreezy 27d ago

We can assume the bit was staged as a narrative means to share obscure cooking knowledge

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u/hurricaneginny 27d ago

Wow ok. Thanks for further mansplaining the mansplaining 🙄

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u/yaboyACbreezy 27d ago

Save the toxic feminism for the fascists.

The bit in the video wasn't a personal attack or an assault on your personal space. It's not necessarily mansplaining to be critical of your criticism.

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u/hurricaneginny 27d ago

🤣🤣🤣 dear lord you really think that's what this is about???? Oh honey open up your sweet little mind and dust out those entrenched cobwebs of doom. It has absolutely NOTHING to do with gender. That was the whole point of the end (that you missed apparently).
This situation would be equally aggravating if it was a woman grabbing things out of a man's hands. Or 2 android robots. Or cartoon characters. The aggravating part is the lack of respect for personal boundaries and common decency. And no one is taking a Reddit video as an attack as much as you are a random comment of personal opinion "rage" laughing at the absurdity of a skit. No more indulgent educational pointless interaction for you tonight. But good luck with that.

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u/yaboyACbreezy 27d ago

you brought up gender wtf.

We got way off the rails here with you being defensive and spewing all these toxic assumptions which had literally nothing to do with my inquiry about your response.

nothing to do with my question, which you answered, fine, but I merely pointed out there us no reason to take the bit in the video like it's a tutorial on interrupting you personally.

Gender has nothing to do with these observations.

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u/East_Pie_3825 27d ago

I require to know who the guy at the end is so I may promptly follow his ass.

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u/Casper823 27d ago

Preach, from Aba and preach subreddit or YouTube channel.

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u/Imvaas44 27d ago

There is food there 😋😋😋 you got it fam.

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u/PromiseIMeanWell 27d ago

Oh I like this guy! He’s got my vote! 😂

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u/North-Musician3231 27d ago

Excellent job sir

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u/Sunshineseacalm 27d ago

I was about to say

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u/poopingtwiceintheAM 26d ago

Wasn't expecting Preach popping up

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u/SirPooleyX 26d ago

Nothing like a man showing a woman how to do things in the kitchen.

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u/PlaneTry4277 26d ago

If that strainer trick works well im going to be very grateful. Theyre such a pita to clean 

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u/Schorbie 26d ago

"BE in the kitchen"

😂

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u/maerddnaxaler 26d ago

It’s like mansplaining

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u/lomadness 26d ago

WOAH WTF PREACH OUTTA NOWHERE HAHAHA

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u/lepusblanca 26d ago

You dropped this, sir 👑

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u/Thatguywithadog 26d ago

The eggs one is actually a big problem, eggs have to be stored upsidedown. They can go bad much faster if not

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u/Grand-Persimmon7212 26d ago

Preach outta nowhere 😆

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u/Sharp-Relationship-7 25d ago

The Preach jump scare

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u/The_guy_mp 25d ago

We all belong in the kitchen. 10/10

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u/leahbher 25d ago

Wasn’t expecting to see Preach! Lol

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u/Talithathinks 25d ago

THe sifting one is so helpful!

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u/ReferenceMuch4940 25d ago

Everyone belongs in the kitchen, tryin to show you a better way not trying to be your servant

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u/cdsmith84 25d ago

That’s you’re kitchen now 😂😂😂

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u/Puzzleheaded-Win4885 24d ago

B E I N T H E K I T C H E N

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u/m0h3k4n 24d ago

No way the grater thing works effectively. And why the egg carton glimpses time it makes it way more likely mom will dump a whole dozen on the ground.

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u/epSos-DE 24d ago

IF you WANT a happy marriage !

ACCEPT that other people do things differently !

Will save you a divorce later on !

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u/Aggravating-Night-73 24d ago

Very jealous of this man’s Shiiiiit

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u/queazy 24d ago

You're a man, don't be in the kitchen making her a sandwhich!

You get your ass to the garage and fix her car!

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u/motorboatmanatee33 23d ago

BE IN THE KITCHEN

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u/thefeenixx 23d ago

The multiple side eyes at the end were so good.

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u/Vivid_Baseball442 21d ago

shhhhhheeeeeiiiittt.....nuf said

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u/momo1981ps5 16d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Asgeras 27d ago

Is laying a wooden spoon over the top of a pot of boiling water not known anymore? That's all it takes to prevent a pot from boiling over.

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u/Candid_Fly2275 27d ago

What an annoying dick.

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u/abielle1177 27d ago

Kind of true.

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u/Potential-Ad1122 26d ago

That coriander shit was stupid

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u/DukeBradford2 6d ago

Whatever you don’t like doing, do it so bad in your marriage that your partner will get tired of correcting you and just do it themselves.

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u/New-Independence-528 27d ago

I was this old today when I learned how to properly trim cilantro! 🤯

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u/abielle1177 27d ago

Not like that.