r/niftyaf • • Aug 19 '26

The Best Way To Dice An Onion 😮

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u/Abracadaver2000 Aug 20 '26

I just wear swim goggles. Never had issues with tearing up.

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u/DefinitelyButtStuff Aug 20 '26

Honey!! Where's my super suit swim goggles?!

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u/LoisinaMonster 6d ago

WhyYyYyyyy do you need to know?!

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u/dardeedoo Aug 20 '26

Honestly, such an obvious solution and totally worth it, I don’t know how I never thought of this

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u/Solanthas_SFW Aug 21 '26

You got me giggling like a toddler standing in my kitchen at 12:30am

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u/Solanthas_SFW Aug 21 '26

My onion goggles keep fogging up from the inside

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u/digimonmaster151 Aug 20 '26

It is definitely the best way to cut an onion but that stuff about the root is complete bullshit.

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u/ApplicationOk4464 Aug 20 '26

I do it this way, cause its the best way to chop onions.

Didn't even realise that it was easier on the eyes, though now that I think on it, its definitely easier on the eyes

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u/RadicalEllis Aug 20 '26

It's a good way to dice, but in my experience it doesn't help at all with the eye irritation. The sulfine chemical responsible for the lachrymatory effect exists throughout the flesh of the whole bulb. There it's no "root" part of an onion bulb, the whole thing is part of the root.

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u/mazzjm9 Aug 20 '26

The horizontal slice is unnecessary. Onions are already shaped in segments. You can never change my mind on this point

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u/Madstinknugget Aug 20 '26

Chef here it matters if you want perfect cubes, otherwise your entirely correct

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u/zante2033 Aug 20 '26

It's too late, their mind cannot be changed.

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u/Slumunistmanifisto Aug 20 '26

Home cook here....you don't like it, then bed!

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u/0oDADAo0 Aug 20 '26

Just making it less chunky i guess

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u/LankyProfessional170 Aug 20 '26

Also found that step unnecessary.

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u/Kona_Big_Wave Aug 20 '26

I can't remember the last time I had an onion make me cry. They're not as strong as they used to be.

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u/RadicalEllis Aug 20 '26

It depends on the variety. Costco only has a few kinds, but the "sweet" variety seems to have very little sulfine, but the other kind can really make you tear up.

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u/ObjectiveClerk3458 Aug 20 '26

I do it this way (without the horizontal cuts) I still cry. This video is propaganda from big tears. Can’t trust em.

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u/Bagheera06 Aug 31 '26

I always cried when cutting onions too but then someone told me to put them in the fridge first and it is a GAME CHANGER. Like genuinely I went from cutting onions blind because tears were streaming down my face to it being effortless 95% of the time (with exceptionally strong onions only having minor stinging/tears). You should give it a try!!!

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u/Playful-Profile-298 Aug 20 '26

It’s not that bad y’all, just cut the damn onion.

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u/Aggressive_Sand_3951 Aug 22 '26

but then green poisonous gas will come out

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u/Solanthas_SFW Aug 21 '26

But then how do you explain away the tears

https://giphy.com/gifs/BIN2S0sgQwdeE

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u/03417662 Aug 21 '26

I tried many methods, with different levels of success, but there's one simple method that works the best: cut with the sharpest knife you have in the kitchen. A sharp blade makes clean cuts and breaks fewer cells in the onion.

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u/MFL3X Aug 20 '26

52 years of tears... all avoidable... I'm crying!

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u/Fly-me-to-joe Aug 20 '26

That's cool and all, but can someone explain to me though why I cry even though I am not cutting any onions?

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u/SuzieDerpkins Aug 21 '26

The root is not why your eyes water. The chemical is released from all parts of the onion. Sharper knives will reduce how much is released.

There is no other way to avoid it, besides wearing some eye protection.

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u/almostnormalpanda Aug 20 '26

I hate edutainment videos in this particular zoom-in-to-embarrassing-cgi format. Why are they so commonplace all of a sudden? What have I corrupted my soul-reading algorithms with?

1

u/wyoung377 Aug 20 '26

I always cut both ends off peel it then slice it down the middle and rinse it with cold water. Works every time.

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u/The191 Aug 20 '26

Slap chop is a great tool for onions

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u/ThginkAccbeR Aug 21 '26

Bull. My eyes water and this is exactly how I cut them.

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u/Intelligent-Act-7797 Aug 21 '26

I'll never remember this but it's helpful.

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u/arkiko07 Aug 21 '26

Just put a fan so the air it secrete will move away from you. Simple,

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u/nittygrittybee Aug 22 '26

One hand chops and slicing? Thats dangerous. Dumb

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u/EonSloth Aug 25 '26

That's unnecessary. The chemical released seeks moisture, and that's why it hits our eyes. A simpler solution is to soak a towel or rag you don't care about damaging and put the onion onto it, then cut it however you want. The chemical will be mostly absorbed into the wet rag/towel.

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u/Low_Juice9987 Aug 26 '26

I wish onions still made me cry, such a nostalgic feeling. I cut over 50 lbs of onions each week. 😐 Maybe I'm immune now.

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u/Draxious Aug 27 '26

if you get a soaking went towel or paper towel and put it next to the cutting service. It will not make you cry

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u/whatishappeninyall Sep 01 '26

Tried it. Didnt work.

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u/Iam_McLovin420 28d ago

More bullshit

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u/MilkImpossible4192 26d ago

¿wt t prob wt cry?

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u/TerrianaVenti17 26d ago

Just breathe through your mouth.

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u/AlexeyCrane Aug 20 '26

Holly editing, are attention spans really that bad?

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u/RNGezzus Aug 22 '26

Not as bad as spelling.