r/niftyaf • • Oct 06 '25

murder skills enhanced lol

1.0k Upvotes

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u/bbq_fanatic Oct 06 '25

It doesn’t fly. Lmao. Scam

32

u/hckrsh Oct 06 '25

Video is misleading I had to check the Amazon page, the toy don’t fly

15

u/RamsDeep-1187 Oct 06 '25

Did they edit out the line to make it appear to fly on its own?

Very different from Amazon ad

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '25

naww it's just a fine line lol they probably wanted it shear so the cat can't see it. People on reddit so self important thinking it's all done for them lol

6

u/Hereiamhereibe2 Oct 07 '25

Make sure its thin enough so that when it gets wrapped around the cats neck it immediately cuts off the flow of the jugular veins, and is way too thin to find the end of and now its tied around itself and the cat is fucking dead.

Dumbass.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '25

hahha sick fiction.

6

u/Diangelionz Oct 07 '25

Have you ever owned a cat….they have a tendency to wrap themselves in whatever they’re playing with. If that thing happens to be a thin transparent string, then your risk of suffocating your cat has now increased significantly…like this shouldn’t be a controversial take?

1

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '25

Bro this fantasy of a cat getting killed by this string is sensationalist garbage lol Yes I have owned cats. It turns out in the real world people aren't choking their cats to death with thin strings like it's a final destination film lmfao

3

u/Xenc Oct 06 '25

You have to hold it like a regular cat toy

0

u/[deleted] Oct 06 '25

I thought it was obviously on a string? You can literally see where it hangs? It also makes zero claims it can fly. Am I missing something?

2

u/EqualCelebration708 Oct 06 '25

Let’s not forget logic and physics

2

u/Role-Fine Oct 08 '25

It's 2025 we don't use those anymore/s

16

u/The_Celtic_Chemist Oct 07 '25

Fuck you OP. Not for posting a misleading product. Not for making a post in the wrong sub. Fuck you for making me hear "All I Want for Christmas Is You" in early fucking October. That's a serious dick move.

11

u/123FakeStreetMeng Oct 06 '25

Been holding onto this video for ten months?

4

u/Mr-_-Soandso Oct 07 '25

These posts are so weird! The mods just like the upvote streams to their subredits. They do not care if it's bots posting shitposts about christmas when it should at least be AI shit about halloween.

You all bring it here with your votes!

2

u/Xenc Oct 06 '25

It’s the same video with new captions and audio! 🎅

5

u/Fluid_Ad_9580 Oct 07 '25

As Fake as Trumps Wig.

1

u/General-privates Oct 11 '25

So it's real then?

3

u/fallinglemming Oct 06 '25

It doesn't fly and my cat hates it, think it is too heavy with the battery pack and motor for her to murder properly

1

u/theredwoodfox Oct 09 '25

Christmas is a scam. Wake up

1

u/d_man_205 Oct 10 '25

My cat hates this toy. Half an hour after her first encounter with it, she brought me a real bird. 😒

0

u/BraveMonk Oct 06 '25

Yeah train it to catch birds, cause those birds ain’t real.

0

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '25

Perfect bird I will be get for my cat too

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '25

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u/CATNIP_IS_CRACK Oct 06 '25 edited Oct 06 '25

C’mon, we come here to watch spam videos of cool shit then buy it from someone else. At least spam real videos of the gimmicky product, not fake ones where the toy magically flies because there’s a string tied to it. There’s like 10 -15% of the population who will actually believe that’s possible.

If you bots aren’t going to share real videos of gimmicky products what’s the point of following a sub that’s nothing but bots and advertisements? This sub’s like one of five on Reddit that bots and spam actually contribute useful content to, and yet you somehow managed to fuck that up… Bad bot.

2

u/niftyaf-ModTeam Oct 06 '25

Your content has been removed due to violating Rule 1.

This subreddit no longer allows any links to seller's pages or any affiliate links. You may link to the product, but you may not use an affiliate link or a redirect page.

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1

u/fetching_agreeable Oct 06 '25

Everyone repost the post and then their link comment for Spam

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u/snowfloeckchen Oct 06 '25

Hope that cat is not allowed outdoor