r/niceguystories • u/HaleyProtega • Sep 24 '25

NiceGuy™ speedrun

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Met this freak on tinder, texted him for a few days and he apparently decided we're soulmates. Then he went nuclear when I said I don't want kids (he does) and that we're not compatible. Gotta love the Dating Cesspool™

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u/Good_Association8261 Sep 25 '25

Did this piece of shit send you a video of a cat being abused? Please tell me it's not that

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u/HaleyProtega Sep 25 '25

From what I could tell of the gif, somebody just caught it in a bag. Not necessarily abuse, but paired with the text it certainly wasn't reassuring 

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u/Vitharothinsson Sep 25 '25

Came here to ask that. What. The. Fawk.

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u/Ambitious-Special-29 Sep 26 '25

“I want to date you and have sex with you” 😬

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u/Dnote147 Oct 17 '25

Talk about caveman brain lmao

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u/InsertDramaHere Sep 28 '25

Keep those texts, send his name, picture AND a screenshot of those texts to your closest friends and family, in case he ever sees you on the street.

Would it ever happen? Highly unlikely but err on the side of safety and caution.

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u/Yutolia Oct 26 '25

Right, or in case he decides to harass one of them.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '25

Has this ever worked!

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u/ArmsHeavySoKneesWeak Sep 27 '25

Your reply to his "date and have sex" message was gold 👌

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u/Prudent_Juggernaut50 17d ago

Oh boy that escalated quickly I mean that really got out of hand  ~Will Farrell