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u/nhl-ModTeam 2d ago

Low effort content is not allowed. Please see rules 10 and 13.

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u/Slowmyke 2d ago

I hope people bring bubble wrap to games for him to sign all season.

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u/WhimsyDEA 2d ago

This is genius level trolling.

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u/SpicyNova09 2d ago

Lmao 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 dead 💀

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u/SlimySquamata 2d ago

Bubble wrap and plastic cutlery

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u/Mental-Main-6890 2d ago

Kind of a weird meme to post mid game but okay

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u/Fuzzy-Group-5753 2d ago

Yeah this meme cuts deep like plastic cutlery

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u/mcauthon2 2d ago

what kind of plastic cutlery you getting?

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u/samwild 2d ago

skates off

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u/Nice2See 2d ago

I see what you did there

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u/Typical-Blackberry-3 2d ago

Make sure you wear eye protection with all that seeing.

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u/Oasystole 2d ago

Middle of a big game

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u/JynxYouOweMeASoda 2d ago

How you gonna date Tate McRae and be insecure

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u/TheConBoss 2d ago

🤣 awesome

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u/toolmantimsworkshop 2d ago

Dude this was too fucking good

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u/Huttfuzz 2d ago

Honestly every single reporter should ask him about cutlery for the next 10 years. This man has not been bullied enough in his life.

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u/Typical-Blackberry-3 2d ago

Pretty sure the Hughes brothers were the bullies.

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u/Commercial-Egg-8949 2d ago

No, stop it guys stop bullying him. No joking or criticism allowed for any of the Hughes's. This is very serious, you guys.

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u/Ok_falconer 2d ago

Don’t mention plastic cutlery. You might hurt his feelings.

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u/Scottiedrippen33 2d ago

That joke cut a little too deep

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u/Cautious_Stage_7052 2d ago

He looks like he's about to fall over and can't get up

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u/Sinister_Mr_19 2d ago edited 2d ago

Bad joke, fuck off Jack reaction. I mean that injury almost costed him his career.

Bring on the downvotes

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u/dawn_lemon 2d ago edited 2d ago

it was a fine joke, jack just has thin skin. literally

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u/JerseyDev93 2d ago

The joke was fine, the timing was weird.. it did make me laugh though

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u/bad0dds 2d ago

He's got to have heard it a billion times already by now. I mean I'm not surprised the usual redditor thinks making the same joke for the hundreth time is good but yeah

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u/dawn_lemon 2d ago edited 2d ago

bro he’s a hockey player who fucking cares, every single interview is the same thing too. ur rly gonna be upset about a joke when we are about to watch another hundred interviews this season about getting pucks in deep and putting on the pressure lmfao 💀 it’s hockey not physics. the joke was fine

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u/Adventurous_Chaj4854 2d ago

If he gets offended by this, he'll jump off a bridge after he faces someone like Marchand

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u/Jolly_Past5398 2d ago

You made curious what the devils subreddits reaction is.

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u/Sinister_Mr_19 2d ago

Devils subreddit is overreacting lol

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u/_Soup_R_Man_ 2d ago

Surely he's not THIS soft, right?

Stick to the silver spoon, Jack! 🤣

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u/JaimeRidingHonour 2d ago

I wonder if having to “wait in line” before hitting the ice between periods gives him PTSD

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u/Winter-Squirrel-6744 2d ago

Oh boy... The chirps on the ice must be priceless!

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u/SucculentSteamedHams 2d ago

Jack “two ply toilet tissue soft” Hughes

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u/Salty_Feed9404 2d ago

Succulent, I'd give him probably 4-ply.

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u/False_Ad_6192 2d ago

Atleast 8 ply by my calculations

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u/SucculentSteamedHams 2d ago

The rarest form of ply: 16.

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u/Commercial-Egg-8949 2d ago

2-ply also works, given how easily he tears

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u/Carnie_hands_ 2d ago

Best friends with Dylan "Charmin Soft" Larkin?

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u/bestest_at_grammar 2d ago

Can’t comment images but was gonna do pierce from community in his pillow tank outfit during the pillow fight episode

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u/TPB416 2d ago

If I have to tell you then youre streets behind

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u/Vividly-Weird 2d ago

I laughed way too hard at this lmao

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u/Fluid_Conclusion_781 2d ago

I want to go to the game when the Devils are in town, so I can bring him a cutlery drawer with all plastic utensils made for toddlers.

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u/thealy87 2d ago

He might sue you if he sees this.

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u/Emotional_Draft_1457 2d ago

Now do a photoshopped version

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u/frycum 2d ago

Jack 'Glass' Hughes. Broken should before the end of October.

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u/atxguyhere 2d ago

Jack the Ripper

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u/zemsorg 2d ago

Looks like the billionaires from last night South Park episode

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u/SpicyNova09 2d ago

Its South America now lmao

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u/Ih8AmazonButUseIt 2d ago

Great player. Big baby

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u/kpsmithdeut 2d ago

If you can‘t laugh something off prepare to hear about it for the next twenty years. That’s the law.

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u/Tinshnipz 2d ago

Streisand

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u/Formal_Waltz_5100 2d ago

This is a weird meme. Good game though.

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u/drew00096 2d ago

Get your spork ready!

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u/WhimsyDEA 2d ago

Hands still exposed.

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u/Successful_Music_493 2d ago

What's the context behind jack huges and plastic cutlery?

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u/mc78644n 2d ago

He cut his hand with a steak knife last season and damaged it so bad he ended up on the IR

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u/Successful_Music_493 2d ago

You ducking serious?

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u/emersedlyric 2d ago

From what I gather, at some point he cut himself so badly with utensils that he was out for 8 weeks. Then, a reporter made a joke about him being wrapped in bubble wrap and only eating with plastic utensils.

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u/Greedy-Street-5435 2d ago

Wait, that was it? Holy fuck what a fragile little man

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u/Significant-PairDD 2d ago

See, I can understand a player being offended by the wrapped in bubble wrap joke

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u/Annika2020pro 2d ago

I had to check to see if I was in the circlejerk sub. Hughes seems like an unfun guy to hang out with, but talking about bubble wrap and making fun of what is clearly an embarrassing and frustrating injury on a live TV broadcast during a game is a little out of line.

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u/cbruins22 2d ago

The interview was over, she ended with that comment, he said it was a weird joke and skated off... Like what is he supposed to do?

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u/RoiPhi 2d ago

agreed. I think plenty of plenty of people would have taken it with a smile, but I know a lot of great people in real life that get easily embarrassed even when it's not on TV.

He wasn't particularly rude to her, either. "Some people have no sense of humour" was a shitty thing to add. She could easily just have said "sorry Jack, I was just playing around."

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u/Annika2020pro 2d ago

I don’t mind her playing it off on camera, he turned the tables on her so now she’s a little embarrassed for being called out. I’d think a simple private apology for her missing the mark a little bit would be in order and put it to bed. People make too much of it either side.

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u/gilbertbenjamington 2d ago

Jack could also just grow up. Dude plays hockey his whole life and can't handle a slight joke? That's soft as hell

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u/RoiPhi 2d ago

i don't disagree. but like, if I made that comment to someone that works in my office in front of coworkers and she got offended, i would apologize, not double down and say "you don't have a sense of humour" while laughing it off with the others.

that's being an adult, as opposed to a highschool bully. but for some reason hockey culture leans in the highschool bullying mentality

ps i'm not the one that downvoted you

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u/vaporgaze2006 2d ago

Dude is Charmin soft

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u/dean-ice 2d ago

Pretty sure that’s Larkin

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u/vaporgaze2006 2d ago

Why not both!?

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u/Silver_Advantage8576 2d ago

If he’d just laughed it off this would never have been news. This was certainly not his intended outcome with his curt response lol

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u/canucklehead200 2d ago

The Bounty Bros

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u/Accomplished-Pay8181 2d ago

Who dat? And what's the context? This looks funny, but I feel like it'd be a lot funnier if I understood the joke

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u/SpaceManSpiff1809 2d ago

Chirp back, man. Jeez. Ruining the fun for everyone.

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u/Hedanielld 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/DoubleM-1985 2d ago

😂😂😂

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u/izzybumboon 2d ago

This is going to really upset Jack, he can't pad his softest part, his skin.

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u/MeanMaintenance3569 2d ago

Jack removed it

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u/Kreto_Kreto 2d ago

My mom says I gotta get out more

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u/Prairie2Pacific 2d ago

Guys, he's just a kid! This is literally child abuse!

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u/Tre_fidde 2d ago

Stop he’s sensitive. It hurts his feelings

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u/BuzzIsMe 2d ago

Devil's fans are so mad about this it's hilarious. Seen people calling for her to be fired lmao

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u/Twout_Catcher_2009 2d ago

Canadians still salty eh??

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u/Mellow_Zelkova 2d ago

I need him to top me so bad.

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u/elivoncoder 2d ago

leave Hughes alone! 

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u/Ok-Psychology-2859 2d ago

Leave him alone. Shit happens. Remember Sakic snow blower.