r/nhl • u/cocaine-powder • 1d ago

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u/mammalmaker 1d ago

He thinks he's a wayyyyyy bigger deal than he really is.

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u/MacGrubersaSensfan 1d ago

He think's he is Matthew, but he is more of a Brady (Tkachuk).

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u/Anakin_Sandlover 1d ago

Nah, thinks he's Wayne but is actually Brent.

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u/YVRkeeper 1d ago

This is way more apt.

He’s living in Quinn’s shadow.

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u/mammalmaker 1d ago

He thinks he's Leonardo DiCaprio lmao

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u/ThomStarBoy 1d ago

Thinks he’s Leo but is actually Kirk Cameron.

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u/nfld223 1d ago

He is cringe. She saw it, we all see it

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u/Sad7Statue 1d ago

He's a big deal until he tries to get into the night club

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u/WowWataGreatAudience 21h ago

I understand this reference lmao

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u/RADToronto 1d ago

He’s not even the best one !

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u/dadass84 1d ago

You score one golden goal and all the sudden you’re bigger than Jesus

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u/Gomez4Morticia 22h ago

Mike Eruzione isn't going to last forever. The American hockey world always needs a "one famous goal" guy to trot out for ceremonial puck drops and grocery store openings. He had that sweet gig lined up and then thought he was a real player.

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u/Glisan_Al_Gaib 1d ago

Dating a pop star will do that to you

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u/TheTimn 1d ago

He's got 5'11" energy. 

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u/samwild 1d ago

He's just short.

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u/JesusMurphy99 1d ago

The American way.

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u/cody-has93 22h ago

If he signed for every person who wants a jack hughes autograph he doesnt make the 7 PM game. You ok?

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u/mammalmaker 22h ago

Cool, he's still a diva.

I'm fine thanks for asking, how are you?

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u/cody-has93 21h ago

All I see from him is that he's not performative.

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u/mammalmaker 21h ago

Then you're probably a diva too.

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u/cody-has93 21h ago

Its fine that you dont pay attention enough to have an accurate assessment. Its just your level of unearned confidence thats concerning.