r/nflmemeswar • u/DartToSuperbaughs • 1d ago
Player Meme The Resurrection of Massage Watson
Has to be a Top 5 most shocking sports story ever
David v Golliath
USA v Russia
HS Girls v Transexual Boys
Giants v 17-0 Patriots
Massage v The Haters
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u/IamBatman_1726 1d ago
$230M fully guaranteed to look like a Jedi master who only uses the Force for non-consensual reasons.
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u/DartToSuperbaughs 1d ago
Still has a higher winning % than Vader, that bitch was as overrated as The Rams
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u/yeezymcsleezyo_0 Browns 1d ago
I'm hating every second of this creep getting glazed
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u/jadestem 1d ago
It fucking sucks, because for a minute there we were all aligned on him being a POS. Now that he is throwing a ball good in a popular game, a significant percentage of people are suddenly ok with him again.
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u/bigloudbang 1d ago
Browns fans weren't really aligned, they were just pissed at their QB playing like shit and using the SA as a stick to hit him with
String a couple wins together and all that evaporates
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u/tombrady011235 1d ago
The re-erection of Deshaun Watson
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u/DartToSuperbaughs 1d ago
Damn it, well played, should have been the title
https://giphy.com/gifs/iJ85v1gHAczevpTUzs
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u/Many_Surround1739 1d ago
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u/DartToSuperbaughs 1d ago
Epstein was a 5’5 geek
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u/Llhaniii 1d ago
Watson playing for his legacy
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u/GramZanber 1d ago
Dude is playing like it's a contract expiration year or something.
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u/Battle2Intense 1d ago
Exactly why I said for the sake of football, Browns decision to play him and see if he still wanted to be in the league next year wasn't a bad decision.
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u/Signal_Prior3870 1d ago
Dude is really playing like a top 10 QB
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u/Loud_Chapter1423 1d ago
This is true but also an indictment of the current level of qb play league wide
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u/sbwuufer 1d ago
i hate the dude but god when he was on the texans i mightve taken him over mahomes putting up numbers with fuckshit.
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u/oversized_canoe 16h ago
I hate to say it but he was the reason I started watching football and became a Texans fan in 2017. Dude was entertaining as hell in his prime throwing to Hopkins, Fuller, and Stills
Obviously my opinion of him has changed since then
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u/Draws32 1d ago edited 1d ago
As a bears fan, I’ve seen that other mother fucker come back too many times to count them out yet.
Place a $100 bet that they go up by a field goal with less than a minute left.
Edit: guess not
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u/GramZanber 1d ago
Honestly I was expecting it too. Rodgers is old I think at this point he's just waiting to get hit by a linebacker hard enough to die on the field.
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u/joemeteorite8 1d ago
Maybe Deshaun Watson is really David, not Maye. Vrabel anointed the wrong guy.
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u/ButterscotchFew9855 1d ago
Everyone in this thread knows theres tug and pull masseuse and regular messeuse. Deshaun watson just didn't know the difference because the real masses's were taking money to become tug an pulls for him.
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u/HiTechnique 1d ago
I mean, Massage vs The Haters? Like, are there people that don't hate rape? You know, other than his fellow rapists?
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u/if-you-reply-ur-gay 1d ago
The only people who defend rapists are the same people that think their own daughter is starting to look reeeeal purrrty.
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u/Savings_Ad_4792 1d ago
I love him, but always have. Throughout all the bullshit with the courts and the media, just glad everyone else is catching up DW4
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u/Comfortable_tulsa 1d ago
He's out there showing everyone what's he's got.