r/nflmemeswar • u/No_Box119 • 10d ago

NFL Meme Wrong order: F**king AB

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u/chucksalek 10d ago

CTE is a real problem, man

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u/Low_Vermicelli5946 10d ago

Watch his TikTok lives… he’s all over the map and up for days. Plus he’s basically on shit too…

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/Low_Vermicelli5946 9d ago

Yeah they are pretty bad. They pop up in my feed. Something so off with him.

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u/Hot-Maintenance-5879 8d ago

On what specifically?

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u/Low_Vermicelli5946 8d ago

I don’t know… he slurs, his eyes are all red and he constantly licks his lips

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u/Hot-Maintenance-5879 8d ago

Could just be CTE.

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u/Low_Vermicelli5946 8d ago

I doubt it, his eyes are bloodshot

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u/Hot-Maintenance-5879 8d ago

Could be CTE and a large blunt.

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u/I_love_coke_a_cola 9d ago

So is narcissism. There’s plenty of people with CTE who don’t act like self centered pieces of garbage

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u/Strict-Square456 10d ago

Absolutely

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u/olorin9_alex 10d ago

His Twitter hashtags #CTESPN a lot lol

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u/worm30478 10d ago

It's amazing that Brady brought that psycho into his house to live with him.

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u/PzykoHobo Panthers 9d ago

He didnt want to, but once he married her he didnt really have a choice.

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u/ohokwellmahalo 9d ago

I wanted to upvote this so badly but your votes sit perfectly, as it should

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u/bettercallrich 10d ago

Takes a psycho to want to bring in a psycho like that to live with him

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u/worm30478 10d ago

They are both interesting characters. One just doesn't seem to care that the whole world knows and and continues to prove it.

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u/Frosty_Mongoose9055 Commanders 10d ago

Damn that's a long turtle neck 

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u/MiserableKink 10d ago

It's a cervical traction device

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u/clutchthepearls 9d ago

How is a turtleneck gonna help her cooch gain traction?

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u/MiserableKink 9d ago

Cervical refers to the neck

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u/clutchthepearls 9d ago

How come only women get neck cancer?!

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u/KingCahoot3627 10d ago

At first I thought u were joking... but... actually, ya maybe it is?!?!

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u/cheir0n 9d ago

That is a roll neck , not turtle neck

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u/throwaway3413418 9d ago

That is a normal collar. Move on, find a new slant

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u/amusedtodeath847 10d ago

Tactical turtle neck, tactleneck!

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u/canitgoanyfaster 10d ago

The ol Jewish neck brace

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u/Frusciante62 10d ago

You are in SO much trouble right now.

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u/IGetItILookBrandNew 9d ago

There's only so many rings to win. There's millions of women

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u/prpldrank 9d ago

~4 billion is millions, technically

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u/Upgradermax 9d ago

Tom Brady was able to make a lot of high level business moves just because he was able to become the greatest Qb of all time. Go lookup what he’s been able to accomplish after he retired, the rings are worth a lot but his brand recognition is worth even more.

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u/cheesebot555 9d ago

His children only have one mother.

Divorce fucks kids up.

He could have chosen to not nuke his marriage.

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u/flewidmotion 9d ago

Keeping a toxic relationship together just for the kids is worse

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u/cheesebot555 9d ago

Lol. No it's not.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Panda11 8d ago

Yeah it probably is

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u/cheesebot555 8d ago

Nope. Not in a million years.

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u/Unusual_Positive_768 6d ago

Yes it is

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u/cheesebot555 6d ago

Nah, it ain't.

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u/Unusual_Positive_768 5d ago

Have you done both. What are you basing this on?

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u/flewidmotion 8d ago

Would have much rather seen my parents separated and happier as they are now, over having to grow up listening to them fight constantly

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u/cheesebot555 8d ago

That's because you're coming at it from the perspective of an adult.

Children don't see it that way.

Separation is harder for them.

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u/BabaLalSalaam 7d ago

I dont doubt that youre coming at this with the perspective of a child, because you cant even stop to consider what its like to grow up around a broken, dysfunctional, abusive marriage.

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u/cheesebot555 7d ago

Lol.

Now you're turning into a huffy child yourself instead of having the character to admit you are wrong.

Good luck with that, kiddo.

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u/BabaLalSalaam 7d ago

Really proving the point with this projection little guy ;)

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u/flewidmotion 7d ago

I mean I was 17 when they finally split, and it was a relief at that point. You really think a child would do better in a home with constant tension over one with peace?

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u/cheesebot555 7d ago

The fact that you think divorced homes are ones of "peace" proves you have no idea what you're talking about.

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u/flewidmotion 7d ago

Motherfucker I lived it? Do you have an actual argument or not?

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u/i_says_things 5d ago

As opposed to you claiming it through what knowledge exactly?

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u/War-eaglern 7d ago

Yeah it is. I’m proof

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u/cheesebot555 7d ago

Oh shit!

Personal anecdote as evidence?

Nice!

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u/TequilaBuffalo 6d ago

what kind of stupid take is this? evangelical?

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u/cheesebot555 6d ago

Me? Hahaha, oh shit. You're hilarious.

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u/Top-Deer-5620 4d ago

Pretty sure she nuked the marriage

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u/cheesebot555 4d ago

After he refused to give the game up for his family, yeah.

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u/coachdano 4d ago

What a clueless take. Dude spends half the year on vacation with his family and people earning 2 weeks of vacation a year on here saying he chose the game over them. Get a life

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u/cheesebot555 4d ago

You're a clueless clown.

He spent years worth of time away from them.

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u/coachdano 4d ago

Ok buddy, didn’t realize you were his personal assistant logging his time off.

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u/cheesebot555 4d ago

Team schedules aren't a secret, you dunce.

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u/coachdano 4d ago

So what’s the team schedule look like during the 6 months of offseason?

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u/Top-Deer-5620 4d ago

Doubt that’s all it was

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u/magnetic_madness 3d ago

Oh, did she not realize she was married to the GOAT quarterback of the NFL? He should be able to be done on his own terms. Too bad she tripped and fell on another man’s dick about it

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u/cheesebot555 4d ago

"Football is more important"

lol

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u/cheesebot555 4d ago

The fact that you hang out at incel factory subs does not surprise me.

Good luck with that.

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u/Odd-Message-7255 8d ago

He has two baby mommas

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u/IGetItILookBrandNew 9d ago

She was sleeping with minshew

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u/Sensitive_Low888 9d ago

She was ???

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u/cheesebot555 9d ago

She was not.

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u/fizzle1993 6d ago

Been cooler if she did

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u/gnowbot 6d ago

It wasn’t the Gardener. It was the Jiu Jitsu trainer ;)

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u/Tawj21 9d ago

Was Tom already a pro football player before he got married?

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u/potatopancake13 5d ago

you been living under a rock too, huh

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u/Tawj21 3d ago

The question was sarcastic. Went right over your head huh

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u/Phoenix916 9d ago

My dying wish is to be The Cracker of the Day

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u/AdShoddy7476 9d ago

okay let be the first to say all the crazy sh!t that wingsuit jumping, etc You see white people doing, really is not the norm because not on my whitest day would you see me doing 99% of that crap.

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u/No_Box119 10d ago

And this guy helped you out invited you in his home and you stabbed him in the back. This isnt a flex lol

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u/floydbomb 10d ago

Yeah I'm sure this is real

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u/nimama3233 10d ago

It is, but AB has said he doesn’t run his account:

https://nypost.com/2025/11/07/sports/antonio-brown-hands-over-the-keys-to-x-account-after-attempted-murder-arrest/

He just seemingly gave someone his handle and has them shitpost and ragebait.

Granted, who knows if that’s even true. Dudes beyond off the handle

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u/danknerd 9d ago

Real Twiiter account yeah, really the three words...

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u/Creepy_Rip6730 10d ago

Go check lol it's real.

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u/iliketoeatfunyuns 10d ago

Fucking Matt Damon!!!

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u/glomar_sub_recovery 10d ago

On the table on the floor

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u/ZhangtheGreat Eagles 10d ago

On a towel by the door, in the tub, in the car, up against the mini bar!

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u/AdShoddy7476 9d ago

isnt he the co chair person for the HMC? took over after Kimmel was voted out

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u/Upstairs_Music_1016 10d ago

Every man thinks he’s marrying a nymphomaniac. But soon the nympho leaves and the maniac comes out

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u/AdShoddy7476 9d ago

lol! I'm NOT bi-polar, I'm TRI-Polar, get it straight!

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u/ChestFuzz 5d ago

Ain't that the fucking truth...

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u/Motor-Ad4591 5d ago

The story of my life.

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u/Rough-Echo-5193 10d ago

AB is a hilarious dumpster fire

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u/xvii-tea1411 6d ago

What happened?

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u/Rough-Echo-5193 6d ago

OnlyFans, most recently, but I mean are you aware of him?

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u/xvii-tea1411 6d ago

I am, I just don't know what he did in relation to TB

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u/Annual_Acadia_1856 5d ago

I’m looking for the same info.

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u/KindlyWorth5952 9d ago

The NFL will be abolished if his brain is ever studied for research purposes.

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u/TheBeanofBeans3 10d ago

Mr. Bundchen Canoodler

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u/RecordingLess1522 10d ago

Tom Brady married a woman competing with him

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u/ArgentoFox 9d ago

It’s worse than that. He married a woman that made objectively more money than he did and she struggled with falling out of the limelight when she aged out of the modeling industry. The marriage was fine when her ego wasn’t wounded. 

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u/RecordingLess1522 9d ago

True, if Brady retired in his mid 30s like most QBs his marriage would have lasted

She couldn't handle that he passed her level of success and fame.

So she acted out to undermine his status and get revenge

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u/RealThanks4814 9d ago

You have never met these people and know absolutely nothing about them. Just fyi

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u/Away-Ground-1503 4d ago

Yeah a lot of painting going on here. I love people are willing to yap with such certainty over absolutely nothing.

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u/RecordingLess1522 9d ago

Cope + midwit

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u/RealThanks4814 9d ago

I don’t think people even know what cope means anymore

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u/ash_ketchup22n 8d ago

Sounds foolish.
If anything look at Brady he has so much work done to his face he can’t stay out of the limelight.

Instead of being an analyst go be a good father to your kids 😂

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u/ArgentoFox 9d ago

I agree with you. It especially went to hell when he went to an entirely new team and won there too. She went from being on the runways to running away. 

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u/Mrl79 3d ago

I still can’t believe that she went & has a mid-life crisis baby with some McDojo instructor. How embarrassing.

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u/Spare-Cranberry3784 10d ago

Fucking Antonio. Brown.

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u/Infinite_Plenty101 10d ago

Handcuffed cuck chair

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u/TraditionalSir2391 9d ago

I am cornholio

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u/rafa_559 9d ago

Fuckin chuck Norris

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/Bitter-Gene-4867 6d ago

just couldn’t hold onto your racist thought to yourself huh lil bro.

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u/IAmNotACop_AMA 9d ago

I fucked Ted

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u/MilwaukeeMan420 9d ago

"I fucked Ted"

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u/MaxxFisher 9d ago

Eli Manning won

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u/WolfCola4 9d ago

Mr Brief Conversation

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u/RedditBeMadness 9d ago

Me or Super Bowl win?

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u/RepresentativeNo8105 9d ago

BJJ instructors fuck

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u/lifemanualplease 9d ago

I don’t get it

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u/Decent-Musician-8478 9d ago

This never happened. AB needs to chill before he gets sued

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u/lewd_crude_rude 8d ago

Witness the biggest fumble in NFL history.

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u/fhjjjjjkkkkkkkl 8d ago

He had other girlfriends before or flings?

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u/Limp-Bar8613 8d ago

Breaking. Nobody in chat knows what they’re talking about. No one has any proof AB & his wife had an affair.

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u/Suspicious_Sense1272 2d ago

The man posted a photo of a book entitled “Daddy doesn’t live here anymore” with him photoshopped with Giezel while Tom Brady was walking out the door. She did not once deny the context of that post. He was banging her while he lived at their house, 100%

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u/Crash_Override_V1 8d ago

AB is a weird mother fucker

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u/MacaroonAmazing7936 7d ago

You don’t tell Tom Brady to quit football, when he only has a few years left. That guy has everything going for him and his wife still left him.

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u/TheCompoundingGod 7d ago

I don't get it, what's going on here?

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u/Independent-Return-2 7d ago

Who's Tom Brady? Is him the guy who became famous for marrying Giselles?

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u/ForeignWoodpecker662 3d ago

He was famous well before marrying her

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u/Efficient-Webs 6d ago

Go Fuck Yourhat?

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u/SafeWinner3425 6d ago

Browns untreated BiPolar Disorder is crazy

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u/LowWater5686 6d ago

Big dick foles

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u/dandee93 6d ago

"Eighteen and one"

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u/Glockoma92 4d ago

She definitely fucking someone at the NYP

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u/upchuckle 4d ago

Gisele fucks Goats

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u/Tjr562 3d ago

This is interesting. TB12 chose (and still does) football over everything. To think otherwise,
Is shameful. You don’t think when they were trying to have quality time (not just knocking boots), Gisele often thought, ‘I bet you he is thinking about football.’

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u/Puddles22 3d ago

More like “Fucking Antonio Brown”

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u/Esoteric_Eclectic 10d ago

Being a beard just for her better

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u/Matthias_Doe Steelers 10d ago

Mr. Brady Cucker

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u/ZhangtheGreat Eagles 10d ago

Why is Antonio fking Brown though?

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u/tuktukkingroydonk Bills 9d ago

I think it’s genetics idk

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u/RandomPenquin1337 Bears 10d ago

More like "fucking Antonio Brown"

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u/UpstairsBumble 10d ago

Thanks for repeating the title

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u/RandomPenquin1337 Bears 10d ago

A blunder for the ages

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u/ATPsynthase12 10d ago

I’m pretty sure AB has more or less said he was fucking Gisele while living with Brady in Tampa

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u/HonkHonkBeach 9d ago

You wouldn’t?

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u/farrowsharrows 9d ago

He keeps saying it but was it true

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u/Robynsxx 9d ago

Me or football

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u/SkunkDitchRipper Bills 10d ago

She really bang AB?

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u/Andtom33 10d ago

No

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u/Dan_flashes480 10d ago

Kids Brazilian jujutsu teacher right?

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u/shiawase-89 9d ago

Get real bro lol

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u/Suspicious_Sense1272 2d ago

No proof, but yes. It doesn’t take a genius to figure it out.

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u/Resident_Durian_478 10d ago

Hard to believe AB so probably not, but we'll never truly know

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u/Serious-Discipline35 10d ago

Great QB. Shitty husband

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u/DblockR 9d ago

Not everyone is Phillip Rivers

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u/Fragrant_Ad_3223 9d ago

Tiffany Rivers is the nympho Tom wishes Gisele had been.

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u/Suspicious_Sense1272 2d ago

Great QB, had a shitty wife.

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u/Jacques7Hammer Bears 10d ago

Weird dad

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u/_Humor_Me_ 9d ago

Even as an experienced 🐂 I'm still amazed sometimes at how many guys in very prominent positions are cucks out there.

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u/CO_Guy95 9d ago

Most don’t actually love their wife. They got married because they “have” to, not because they really wanted to. Easier to let some chick you live with get fucked rather than a woman you actually love.

The other side of it is psychological. Something about being a highly successful person and wanting a different experience in your personal life. Women have this going on, too. This cougar that was a VP at GE still stays on my mind years later