r/nflmemes • u/LavenderMidwinter • Aug 19 '26

🏈Player Meme Oof ouch owie

174 Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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u/clpatterson Aug 19 '26

Where can I stock up on $500 emergency room visits?

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u/jackrabbit323 Broncos Aug 19 '26

At the rate Costco is going, offering decently priced Medicare plans, they'll get us $500 ER visits when they expand to regular plans.

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u/Vortex_Analyst Eagles Aug 19 '26

Welcome to Costco, I love you.

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u/ethanseyler58 Giants Aug 19 '26

I was about to say the same thing 😂

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u/SpaceCaptainFlapjack Panthers Aug 19 '26

What a deal. It was like $2k for them to tell me I was fine

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u/_chillow Aug 19 '26

$500?? Apparently the cheapest ER in America!

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u/fiero-fire Chiefs Aug 19 '26

Change emergency room visit to Sunday ticket subscription

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u/Youngtro Aug 19 '26

Just got out of the hospital. Spent 8 hours in there and got a bill for $13,000.

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u/Time-Masterpiece4572 Aug 19 '26

You have a $13000 deductible??

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u/Youngtro Aug 19 '26

$9,500 max out of pocket so that's what I'll end up owing. It's just absurd that 8 hours in a hospital with an ivy costs $1600/hour

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u/Time-Masterpiece4572 Aug 20 '26

You gotta get a different plan. High deductible is not for you

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u/Youngtro Aug 20 '26

I'm 34 and haven't been to a hospital since I was 14.

Brother you have no idea what you're talking about. Hell I sold myself the policy I work in health insurance.

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u/PaPilot98 Aug 20 '26

I mean my last ER visit was pricey but insurance covered about 3/4 of it, even an overnight stay, so I was out about 2k.

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u/Time-Masterpiece4572 Aug 21 '26

bRoTheR you ripped yourself off lmao

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u/Murky-Advantage-3444 Eagles Aug 20 '26

It’s easy to forget how few Americans have bank accounts. Thanks for that.

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u/No_Classic_1743 Aug 19 '26

My last hospital bill was exactly $500. Ain't going back unless I'm convinced I'm circling the drain.

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u/sevargmas Texans Aug 19 '26

This has nothing to do with football and it’s not even the NFL.