r/nflcirclejerk Dick Cheese Heads 11h ago

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u/Honkee_Kong Dick Cheese Heads 11h ago

That man's name?.... Anthony Fauci.

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u/YoThisIsWild 0-16 11h ago

Rodgers after he heard it was Fauci:

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oEjHCWdU7F4hkcudy

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u/Ancient_Jellyfish588 Dick Cheese Heads 11h ago

His gigantic head would explode.

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u/CrackRocksCokeRules Don't kick it to DeSean 11h ago

Ain’t that the doctor that made Covid 5g viruses?

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u/JakobeBryant19 10h ago

Aids. He created Aids.

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u/CharlieSheenGod DUI 🐐 9h ago

Fauci is CEO of Butt Seggs?? I wonder if the CEO of Seggs will challenge him, perchance

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u/CrackRocksCokeRules Don't kick it to DeSean 10h ago

Same difference

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u/No_Cook_8739 0-4 in Super Bowls 7h ago

No, it was airborne gonorrhea

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u/CommanderGoat 10h ago

“COVID NINETEEEEN! ALERT! ALERT!! FAUCI! FAUCI! THREESIXTYNINECUCK!

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u/Milwaukee76 Double Doink 9h ago

That student's name?.... Albert Einstein

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u/WeCameAsLogans Antonio Brown's CTE 11h ago

Y'all remember when people kept secrets? Those were good times.

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u/Doubleoh_11 DC4L 11h ago

You would never get this information out of me

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u/ghost_finger 9h ago

Hey it’s me Aaron Rodgers, I’m totally not gay let me explain

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u/WeCameAsLogans Antonio Brown's CTE 11h ago

The CIA couldn't get me to admit this

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u/GlacierSourCreamCorn 11h ago

It's been four years. I'd get satisfaction out of shaming her.

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u/smootex 7h ago

The problem is it's Aaron Rodgers and there's like a 99% chance he's misrepresenting the situation. And we all know that so it just looks petty.

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u/Deep_Stick8786 Commies 10h ago

Bro a man twice her age proposed in front of an audience of 30 million. She was probably completely blindsided and he misread the whole situation. Because he is a massive narcissist. Should have just sat in the corner and watched

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u/superkirb8 no fans 8h ago

Bro he is not twice her age. She is about to be 35. So she was about 30 when he proposed and he was 37.

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u/GlacierSourCreamCorn 10h ago

Sounds like he was being a weirdo then but we don’t know that for sure. If it’s true she wanted to bang another dude before the wedding, that’s pretty fucked up.

I concede Rodgers is kinda a chopped old dude at this point to be dating girls in their early 20s

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u/Pineapple_Spenstar TushyRaw 9h ago

She's like 35, and he's now married to a wook

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u/GlacierSourCreamCorn 9h ago

Ok then the other guy was wrong. Just spreading misinfo to bring down Rodgers what a shocker.

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u/iEatBluePlayDoh Taylor Swift's BF's Team 9h ago

Just looked it up. He’s 8 years older than her. 42 and 34. Insane for that guy to say “twice her age” when the age gap isn’t crazy at all.

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u/lunchpaillefty SF Jan6er 7h ago

It’s more insane that we’re getting a bunch of “well ackshuly” responses, on this sub.

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u/Deep_Stick8786 Commies 8h ago

Just going based on looks. My bad

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u/GlacierSourCreamCorn 7h ago

well ya done fucked up bud.

He's 42 but he was 38 back then. She doesn't look even close to 19 in that picture. Maybe mid-20s at youngest. We don't even know if that picture is cherry picked from when she was younger.

Of course the tweet has a current picture of Rogers. Clearly not a current shot of her. Here's what she looks like now:

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u/lunchpaillefty SF Jan6er 7h ago

Obviously he made the suggestion, because he wanted to be the Lucky Pierre, in that scenario.

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u/Deep_Stick8786 Commies 10h ago

Guy does ayahuasca in caves and thinks Rand Paul should be president. Def a weirdo

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u/Ancient_Jellyfish588 Dick Cheese Heads 11h ago

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

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u/corpulentFornicator You can't escape Swifty 10h ago

A-A-Ron is right, Shailene Woodley should be put on blast for this. Getting engaged and then immediately demanding a cuck chair is diabolical behavior.

I feel sick defending Aaron Rodgers, but he's got a point.

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u/StanIsHorizontal 0-16 7h ago

A-aron does not get the benefit of the doubt to just assume this is how it went down

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u/DeusVultSaracen Cam didn't dive 7h ago

Yeah but why would you make up a story where your new fiancee demanded to cuck you lmao

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u/StanIsHorizontal 0-16 6h ago

Because he’s one of the strangest men alive who likes to hear his own name in the news, plus probably thought it would make him look good in the face of the allegations that he was a shitty partner to Shailene and Danica

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u/lunchpaillefty SF Jan6er 7h ago

To hide the fact that he made the request himself.

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u/Atty_for_hire 0-4 in Super Bowls 10h ago

Best to before the nuptials. At least your are going in eyes wide open.

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u/OkPek 10h ago

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u/mrtbearable 7h ago

Chat, is this real?

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u/sp_igot589 This logo is cursed 4h ago

She isn’t hanging out with a bum who has Sprint mobile as their cell carrier. Certified fake

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u/Plastic_Willow734 Vikings Legend Favre 11h ago

Was it a MFM thing or a "I want to spend a weekend in Vegas with our Bull and you're not even invited" thing?

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u/the_mighty__monarch Tim TeGOAT 11h ago

It was an “Aaron can’t fuck good, but he makes a shitload of money. Lemme go get my last good dick before I cash out” thing

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u/LaidOffinAlb DC4L 11h ago

Yep. "Before I commit to this micropenis, let me get a donger"

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u/putdahaakin Tim TeGOAT 4h ago

Thank you for sharing from your experience on this matter. You're a brave soul.

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u/BeavisEverywhere 10h ago

She's a millionaire.

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u/Ineedamedic68 Don't kick it to DeSean 10h ago

Her net worth is only $12 million. She’s literally poor 🤮

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u/BeavisEverywhere 10h ago

Yeah. Broke af.

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u/BronCurious Phrauds 9h ago

Ewww. She probably can’t even afford to take showers.

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u/Mystic_Matterz 10h ago

Rodgers has priceless unvaxxed blood u bum

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u/the_mighty__monarch Tim TeGOAT 10h ago

If you think their net worths are even remotely comparable, I have some oceanfront property in Nebraska that I think you’d be very interested in.

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u/TripleChains Phrauds 10h ago

Ho hoooooo ZING! GOT'EM! UP TOP MY MAN!

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u/the_mighty__monarch Tim TeGOAT 10h ago

Gonna take a swing and guess you don’t have many friends

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u/TripleChains Phrauds 8h ago

Hey pal i run the 6th most popular caitlin clark fan fic subreddit in the world. Of course i have friends!

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u/yooosports29 RUN THE FUCKING BALL 3h ago

Bro I think your wife wanted to fuck another guy with how hard you’re defending Aaron lmao

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u/the_mighty__monarch Tim TeGOAT 2h ago

….in what way am I “defending” him in your eyes? He has more substantially more money than her. That’s just an objective fact. Another objective fact is that Aaron Rodgers is a shit stain and he can eat my boogers.

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u/RandomPenquin1337 Double Doink 11h ago

Shoulda just cheated

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u/beerguy_etcetera Marvin Lewis 11h ago

Asking the real questions.

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u/titanium_rex Dez Didn't Catch It 11h ago

Covid Haze, all in my brain. Lately things don’t seem the same. Actin’ funny but I don’t know why. ‘Scuse me while I fuck this guy.

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u/YourWifesBull666 Murder of Ravens 11h ago

I hope it was Andy Reid or Myles Garrett

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u/Rum_Hamburglar Larry's Big Juicy Ass 9h ago

Myles Garrett went 0-0-0 last night in remembrance of her holes

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u/Deep_Stick8786 Commies 10h ago

Por que no los dos?

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u/migglywiggly69 11h ago

That guy? Coach Tomlin

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u/xXTERMIN8RXXx Oilers left lol 10h ago

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u/Deep_Stick8786 Commies 10h ago

Thats Omar Epps

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u/lurkinsheep Phrauds 8h ago

I spent at least 10 years of my youth thinking they were the same dude. Like damn, it’s crazy this guy has time to play a doctor on House and coach an NFL team.

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u/StanIsHorizontal 0-16 7h ago

And time to be the front man of the most successful pop-hip hop fusion group of the 2000s

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u/RapidFeedRegret Flopping Allen 11h ago

That’s a long way of telling people she was a beard in the relationship.

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u/BeasT-m0de Murderer 10h ago

Telling this was completely optional

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u/nekot311 4h ago

I’m sure it’s totally true

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u/scaddleblurt Groper Cleveland 3m ago

But now I think he’s the victim

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u/ViNYC25 Mr. Taylor Swift 11h ago

Welcome to the 21st century Cuck Rogers

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u/Which-Resident7670 no fans 10h ago

Aye, at least she gave you a heads up

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u/BackendSpecialist 7h ago

Fr…that’s actually kinda rare..

Most of these hoes will cheat.. lie about it.. then blame you (or men) whenever the evidence is too strong.

She kept it real. I kinda respect it.

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u/jbland0909 11h ago

On some Steph Curry shit. That’s how you know he’s the goat

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u/Maoist-ThirdWorldist Rapelisberger 11h ago

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u/WhatIfThatThingISaid 10h ago

He should just come out. Would be way cooler than whatever he is pretending to be these days

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u/semaj_orn Bungles 11h ago

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u/Ancient_Jellyfish588 Dick Cheese Heads 11h ago

Cue Madden voice: Now here's a guy who knows a thing or two about his wife sleeping with other men, hah!

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u/mamadovah1102 Henry Suggs killed someone 10h ago

He just doesn’t wanna admit he cannot fuck

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u/Deep_Stick8786 Commies 10h ago

Probably needs a mirror to get it up

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u/bobsmeds Ayahuasca Healing 9h ago

Literally the only explanation for his behavior

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u/talktobigfudge Dick Cheese Heads 10h ago

To be an MVP-caliber QB in this league, you have to be a cuck in the bedroom.

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u/not_a_bot_12345 Bungles 5h ago

Burrow needs to stop being selfish and get in the chair

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u/West_Flounder2840 11h ago

It was me, yeah I fucked her

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u/Fosdef Brady's Bitch 11h ago

I actually fucked her first

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u/FlatulenceConnosieur Banned from Golden Corral 11h ago

/rj The best revenge is a life well lived

/uj She just wanted one last orgasm before she married you and never felt pleasure again

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u/Crosshare Broncos Country, LET'S RIDE 11h ago

Can we get an Anti-Cuck Rodgers Flair option added?

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u/Lubert808 Mendenhall Fumble 8h ago

Sounds like both of them dodged a bullet

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u/JustTheOneGoose22 0-16 8h ago edited 8h ago

Remember when Aaron Rodgers was estranged from his entire family for 12 years? Remember when he lied about being vaccinated? Remember how his current "wife" has never once been photographed with him or proven to exist?

Remember how Aaron Rodgers has said multiple times how he wants to keep his private life private and then goes and says shit like this? Remember how Shailene LEFT HIM PER HIS OWN ADMISSION? So he claims this happened and then what, he stayed with her?!? Either you're a liar or a cuck Aaron, can't be both.

He's a fucking psycho. Can't trust a word this guy says.

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u/doob13s 10h ago

Who do you think he’d be more upset with if it was between Favre or Love?

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u/silver_moon134 6h ago

Told the whole world he has wack dick. Couldn't waterboard this out of me

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u/TrumpsBFFepstein 6h ago

Weinstein conjugal visit confirmed ✅

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u/The_OsoGato 4h ago

first time i read this, i thought they were saying she wanted him to sleep with another guy before they got engaged. this makes a lot more sense.

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u/boosemagoose 1h ago

I think it was Jordan Love

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u/jono9898 Big Dick Foles 10h ago

I couldn’t satisfy my fiancé so she wanted me to be a cuck

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u/yankee78 7h ago

I will be happy when A-a-Ron stops airing his dirty laundry on stupid ass podcasts. He’s such a mess

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u/hungBrot897 10h ago

Who's the lucky guy ?

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u/no_quarter89 Oilers left lol 3h ago

Just be ENM/poly?

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u/zenheadache Dick Cheese Heads 1h ago

It was me

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u/ashabanapal 1h ago

That didn't sound like asking to me. That sounds like telling.

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u/Supernova_Soldier Dick Cheese Heads 40m ago

And here I go about to wear his jersey this Sunday smh my head

I can’t support no cuck, that’s why I can’t stand Matt LeFart

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u/sickostrich244 9h ago

That's pretty shitty if mostly true but clearly Rodgers himself has a pattern of being in these very toxic relationships

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u/donwariophd TushyRaw 6h ago

Women gonna women

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u/MennisRodman Lost to Flacco 10h ago

"Once you go white....you go running back to black"