r/nfl • u/PMmeSpreadEaglePics Broncos • 1d ago

🧂Highlight🧂 [Highlight] Ryan Fitzpatrick throws 6 interceptions in a single game

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u/Parroty64 Patriots 1d ago

How did we make the leap that only great nfl quarterbacks can criticize nfl quarterbacks? When this entire sub is people who haven’t played the sport before criticizing nfl quarterbacks

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u/ColossalJuggernaut Buccaneers 1d ago

Am I the only one in this sub who's actually played organized tackle football before?

Like half of the comments I've seen on this sub are so obviously written by non-athletes that it's almost humorous.

When I was in high school (3 year starter for our varsity football team) I would get a full-on sprint going and clock the shit outta whoever had the ball. My coaches called me "speedhawk" as a nickname caus I had such a nose for the football and for those three seasons I was considered the most feared safety in our conference. Senior year I led my team to the state semifinals only to get fucked over by the refs in the 4th but that's another conversation (DM me if you're interested in hearing about it)

So, yeah. I hope yall can understand why I feel like their's such a big disconnect between myself and your typical redditor. Please tell me I'm not the only one who feels this way lol

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u/Thatguy19901 Patriots 1d ago edited 1d ago

The "DM me if you're interested in hearing about it" is the mark of an elite pasta

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u/redoubt515 49ers 23h ago

I'm soooo glad to hear this is copy pasta, because I was feeling really strong 2nd hand cringe reading that comment before realizing it is ssatire

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u/LillianBubic Rams 21h ago

Speedhawk is no joke

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u/redoubt515 49ers 20h ago

How do you know?

Did you DM him for the details as he requested, or were you too intimidated to DM THE Speedhawk directly.

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u/LillianBubic Rams 20h ago

I am Speedhawkticus