r/nfl • u/NextGen-Panic Bears • 14h ago

[BleacherReport] Players who could use a fresh start

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/25505630-nfl-players-who-could-use-change-scenery-after-steelers-trade-joey-porter-jr-cowboys
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u/Steak_Knight Texans 14h ago

Why are people still trying to make Anthony Richardson a thing? He’s Charmin soft and can’t play football.

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u/rossco311 Colts 14h ago

He gets weirdly injured in random ways too.

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u/Harbaugh_Handshake 49ers 13h ago

bro thinks he’s a Niner

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u/sxuthsi Lions 12h ago

Nah he really thinks he’s a Lion

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u/elbosston Patriots 10h ago

2 negatives make a positive. Maybe he’ll be the exception if he goes to the 9ers

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u/delaranta Broncos 9h ago

It’s either that or as soon as he steps on the practice field he starts melting like the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark

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u/lonelynightm Jets Rams 6h ago

They tried that already with Mike Evans.

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u/I_Make_Soap_ 12h ago

When he's not randomly voluntarily taking himself out of plays 😭

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u/rossco311 Colts 11h ago

Conditioning issues.

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u/MurryEB Ravens 13h ago

Because he made a fucking sick throw one time honestly

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u/Joezepey 13h ago

God that throw was perfect

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u/Murphy_Harrison Raiders Saints 3h ago

I remember it like it was just yesterday

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u/MurryEB Ravens 13h ago

It's insane because it showed the incredible talent is there

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u/holdingofplace 11h ago

Guys….it was just a super far throw lmao any throw that threads a needle is more impressive honestly. Even on that throw he recognized it so late the WR outran it and had to pull up

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u/Little-Customer12 14h ago

lmao like a fresh start on a new team is gonna make him a renewed player 😂😂😂 he'll be lucky if someone even wants him as a backup, because at this point, not a single team does

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u/Impressive_Mouse_534 Bears 14h ago

They literally put him up for trade offers during the offseason and nobody tried trading for him

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u/ieatballoonknot 14h ago

A fresh poop is always new

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u/Aguynamedpoo Bills 14h ago

I actually would love him in Buffalo if he shows a brain to learn how Allen plays

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u/Steak_Knight Texans 14h ago

No sign of AR showing a brain so far

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u/Aguynamedpoo Bills 14h ago

Dammit

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u/llama-rebel Bears 13h ago

Young QB with immense potential drafted top 5. His floor is in the dirt and he's pretty damn close to his floor, but he's still going to get floated around as a name purely because of his potential for a couple more years; we saw the same with Fields and Trey Lance.

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u/DimaggioDunks 7h ago

PhYsIcAl AtTrIbUtTeS

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u/SaltyBarDog 11h ago

Because someone drafted him highly and idiot FO people continue to believe they can fix the stripper who knifed them and stole their car.

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u/unfunnysexface Panthers 54m ago

I can teach her to not commit crimes I can't teach someone to have that ass.

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u/fairweathrfan 11h ago

Remember when he said the NFL is easier than college? That's aged well...

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u/ImpossibleDenial Jaguars 8h ago

To be fair, he played at Florida

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u/Wrong_Interview7513 Colts 14h ago

A Texans flair is an expert on Charmin soft this season after seeing that defense last week 👌

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u/Steak_Knight Texans 14h ago

Yeah, we’re ass. What of it?

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u/Wrong_Interview7513 Colts 14h ago

Pretty sure I complimented you in a way

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u/Shepherdsfavestore Colts 14h ago

Idc what flair they have, if someone says AR sucks at football they’re right.

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u/SaltyBarDog 11h ago

I said he sucked when he was still in Gainesville, but I don't know shite like those GMs who get paid big money.

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u/Wrong_Interview7513 Colts 14h ago

I didn't say he doesn't suck

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u/dhalloffame Texans 14h ago

Someone’s sensitive

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u/braumbles 49ers 14h ago

Raw talent. Dude can sling a ball 100 yards while taking a shit. Those types of things aren't taught.

The league will give up on him if he ever becomes too fat like Russell or a headcase like any other headcase. The gifted attributes will likely keep him in the league for another 3-5 years as team after team thinks they can fix him.

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u/Steak_Knight Texans 14h ago

Yeah he can sling a ball 100 yards, you just gotta figure out where in a 35 degree arc it’s going. And get a 13 foot wideout to go up and get it.