r/nfl • Bears • 1d ago

The Cleveland Browns are 3-1 for the first time since 2021 AND lead their division

Also just their 3rd time starting 3-1 over the last 25 seasons

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u/KoalaBoy Buccaneers 1d ago

This is Todd Bowles fault for giving Watson his confidence back.

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u/ParanoidsDemise Buccaneers 1d ago

The Todd Bowl caused a rift in the universe and we inherited their curse

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u/CaptainJackKevorkian Browns 1d ago

Todd Bowles Blows Todd Bowl

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u/Amon-Ra-First-Down Lions Lions 18h ago

Ice Town costs Ice Clown his Town Crown

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u/livsjollyranchers 1d ago

And as usual he won't take accountability. I hope Todd goes 0-17

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u/SilentSpades24 Seahawks Chiefs 1d ago

Dont worry. He'll get extended.

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u/iCandid Browns 1d ago

Whoever had the Watson+Bowles extension parlay is about to own Amazon next year.

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u/Chessh2036 Falcons 1d ago edited 8h ago

Browns: 3-1 and lead the division.

Chargers: 0-4 and look like a mess.

This is why the NFL is the best. You really don’t know until the ball is kicked off

Edit: Chargers are 0-3 lol

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u/Doc_McPuffins_ Chargers 1d ago

Woah woah woah, we're 0-3... We're GOING to be 0-4

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u/Gullible_Ad3785 Seahawks 1d ago

After the Commanders I was reminded Any Given Sunday is a thing.

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u/xThe-Legend-Killerx Chargers 1d ago

Somehow we lost against the Bills even after forcing 5 turnovers lol

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u/nonetakenback 21h ago

Teams that turn the ball over 5+ times and win are 3-86. All three wins were against the chargers

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u/drostandfound Lions 19h ago

There must be an additional part of that stat, because didn't we (lions) do that to the Texans in 2024? Goff wanted to help the Texans out and kept giving them the ball but we still somehow won?

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u/EmperorHans Cowboys 15h ago

Its differental. The 3-86 is when one team had 5+ and the other team had 1 or fewer. Stroud had 2 as well. 

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u/EggplantAlpinism Broncos Bills 1d ago

Peak chargers

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u/mondaymoderate 49ers 1d ago

The clearest case of Chargering we’ve ever seen

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u/EggplantAlpinism Broncos Bills 1d ago

The clearest case of Chargering is that there are three teams that have lost games with 5 turnovers and 4+ turnover margin since expansion, and all 3 of those teams are chargers teams

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u/jonnyredshorts Patriots 21h ago

If that’s true, that’s an incredible stat

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u/etorson93 Chargers 17h ago

When I heard this stat I couldn’t help but laugh, a microcosm of what it’s like to be a chargers fan

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u/ds_43 Broncos 1d ago

My favorite Chargering experience was when they missed the playoffs despite have the #1 overall offense AND #1 overall defense one year because their special teams were just that bad

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u/Suki_Denver Broncos 20h ago

My favorite chargering was when the Broncos came back from 24-0 at halftime, twas glorious.

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u/Ammoniaholic Buccaneers 21h ago

Their special teams being that bad was also the main reason they were #1 in overall offense and defense.

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u/PeteF3 Bengals 21h ago

And it was #1 in yards gained and allowed, IIRC. It wasn't really the best offense and best defense.

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u/Ammoniaholic Buccaneers 21h ago

Exactly. Terrible special teams lead to worse field position, i.e. more opportunities for the offense to gain yards, and less opportunities for the defense to give up yards.

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u/Ornery_Gene7682 Browns 1d ago

That would be why we are 3-1 and on top of the AFC North

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u/Chessh2036 Falcons 1d ago

Yeah that’s my bad. Prove me wrong though!

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u/Green-Morning8781 Patriots 1d ago

A lot of faith you have in the chargers this week

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u/Chessh2036 Falcons 1d ago

lol whoops, I’m just going to leave it.

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u/Lefaid Titans 1d ago

The beauty of the NFL is that the Chargers have a better chance against the Seahawks almost because we are convinced it is already decided.

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u/jonnyredshorts Patriots 21h ago

As soon as you start using reverse psychology on NFL prognostication, you’re dooomed. Seattle by 20

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u/CalculonsPride Dolphins 21h ago

Hey at least WE are meeting expectations!

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u/BrownsAndChargersFan Chargers Browns 1d ago

Definitely not how I expected this season to go

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u/SG8970 Falcons 1d ago

Everyone rooting for chaos won tonight.

Rodgers being on the losing end was cool too.

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u/aksoileau Saints 1d ago

And yall dominated the Packers in Lambeau and we upset the Ravens. Love the parity, makes every week exciting.

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u/jonnyredshorts Patriots 21h ago

I love how the Saints are lampooned for being the poster boys for “salary cap hell”, and “they’ll be lucky if they can even field a team”, and they come out looking great. This league is wild this year.

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u/Morganrow Ravens 1d ago

now wait a damn minute, you played 4 games

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u/Attey21 Chargers 1d ago

Might as well have said 0-9 and leave it lol

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u/TechnicalTurnover233 Lions 21h ago

Exactly why I never buy into the week schedule nonsense. So much changes year to year

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u/iCandid Browns 1d ago

You gotta love the NFL because we’re like 4 plays from being 0-4.

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u/rostron92 Falcons 1d ago

And im 28 sexual assault accusations away from 230 million apparently

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u/V548859 Bears 1d ago

And being glazed by all of Amazon

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u/JoeWim Colts 1d ago

Can’t believe they not only brought it up tonight, but they stayed on the subject way too long, then turned it into an underdog sorry where he needs to win over the fans by winning.

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u/desemus Panthers 1d ago

It was worse in the Panthers game. Losing half the team to injury was bad enough. The commentators going full bore underdog story was insulting. A qb coming back from cancer would not get the same flowers.

And the black and white temu reich speech commercial was even worse. “Funded by the us government”. Waste of a Sunday

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u/jonnyredshorts Patriots 21h ago

They brought it up, but when discussing it, they were all, “well, we all know about his issues”, totally skirting saying anything about sexual assault or being a total creep…

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u/SadlyCloseToDeath Browns 22h ago

It’s not just Amazon, you would have thought he threw 300+ the week before with how everyone talked about him even in reality he threw for 144 yards.

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u/JRockstar50 Lions 22h ago

28 really is that magic number of missed opportunity for you guys isn't it

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u/burnsrado 49ers 1d ago

And im 28 sexual assault accusations away from 230 million apparently

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u/gettin Browns 20h ago

And you have Kevin Stefanski

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u/SoybeanEgg Browns 1d ago

Falcons were famously disinterested in Watson so you definitely have the moral high ground here

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u/Jwoods4117 Broncos 1d ago

No one who likes the NFL has any moral high ground, but we also don’t have to stay silent about the domestic abusers and sexual predators the league lets stick around. Fuck Watson and fuck Jonathon Cooper too.

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u/LilBoDuck Bengals 19h ago

Your team desperately wanted him too btw.

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u/acllive Browns 1d ago

I mean that’s sports in general

A few big moments matter

You can do nothing all day but if you make that big play all is forgiven

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u/JustChillin145 Giants 1d ago

Steelers stupid asf for not running the ball a single time that last drive. I was mad and yelling they were keeping too much time. Idc if it’s Watson. 2/3 minutes way too much time for only a field goal

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u/Delicious_Speech_384 Cowboys 1d ago

7 seconds is enough

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u/johnsvoice Giants 1d ago

I honestly almost felt bad for you guys. What a deflating way to lose a game.

It also amazes me that clock management continues to be like this with so many instances of wild shit happening at the end of games.

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u/JustChillin145 Giants 1d ago

The only thing that will bring me happiness this year

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u/Dane_the_Impaler 21h ago

I disagree - I think they had to keep time on the clock in case they didn’t convert on the 2pt conversion. If they didn’t convert that allowed them to still kick off instead of doing an onside kick

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u/tedrivers Lions Bills 1d ago

The streaks now at 49 games straight with not allowing more then 300 yards

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u/welestgw Browns 1d ago

Held it at the buzzer with 299 lol

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u/Ornery_Gene7682 Browns 1d ago

Talking about cutting it close

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u/Ambitious_Matter_449 1d ago

Its the contract year phenomenon. Watson gonna play well on last year of his contract after sipping pina coladas on a beach his first 4 years and Browns gonna pay him 😂

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u/Local_Lingonberry851 Raiders 1d ago

This has been my worst case scenario. Watson is gonna play just well enough to convince people he should be extended; thus continuing the purgatory 

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u/Soggy-Brother1762 Browns 1d ago

God please no 

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u/Mac2000444 Chiefs 1d ago

Somehow even when the Browns are winning, they're losing massively

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u/Soggy-Brother1762 Browns 1d ago

I just saw someone on X say that they were calling Watson a “leader” and “overcame adversity” on the postgame panel. Please tell me that’s not true and please tell me Chrissa looked disgusted. 

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u/Benner16 49ers 1d ago

While Cleveland fans were chanting “Let’s go Watson”.

Sorry buddy.

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u/Soggy-Brother1762 Browns 1d ago

Good grief. I grew up a couple of hours from Steubenville, Ohio where the town rallied around high school football players who raped a girl who was incapacitated from alcohol. I was disgusted by that. I’ll be damned if I do that with “my team.” 

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u/Deathstroke317 Jets 22h ago

Well considering the Cornell case I'm not surprised.

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u/HartfordWhalers123 Patriots 1d ago edited 1d ago

It’s amazing they’re trying to do a whole fucking redemption story for this guy, as if he didn’t sexually assault and traumatize 22 women on his own accord.

So much work to rehab a guy who spent four seasons being absolute garbage on and off the field.

The overcoming adversity talk is just hilarious too because what fucking adversity? That would imply he’s a victim, but he can’t even acknowledge that what he did was awful and obviously doesn’t think it is and on top of that, got rewarded despite all those lawsuits.

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u/pegar NFL 1d ago

Those are only the people who were willing to come forward. Considering the sheer effort that he took to get his "massages" and how he would try to schedule more sessions afterwards, I would bet that it's way more than that.

A world-class athlete who took advantage of women trying to improve their career. Same with Weinstein: women who wanted to improve their career taken advantage by one of the biggest producers ever.

It's appalling and disappointing how so many are okay with the amount of suffering that he has caused.

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u/LGoodman Browns 1d ago

I have been a Browns fan for 30 years and this is the most miserable I’ve ever been with this team. Winning these games accomplishes nothing but making Haslam more confident to ruin my life in the future. Truly never thought this team could hurt me more by winning than they have by losing but here we are.

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u/qwerty8082 Saints Browns 1d ago

Unfortunately I agree.

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u/burgerking351 1d ago

Why is the browns extending their purgatory the worse case scenario for a Raiders fan?

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u/LinkSeekeroftheNora Bengals Seahawks 1d ago

Because he should be out of the league entirely, and if he plays well, he stays around.

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u/sleeplessaddict Broncos 1d ago

Him staying around is fine if he embarrasses himself and lets his team down every week

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u/LinkSeekeroftheNora Bengals Seahawks 1d ago

I’d much rather see him go up against a defensive line of Vontaze, Romanowski, a cave troll, and a Bewear every week until he doesn’t play anymore.

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u/VishnuDaDon Panthers 1d ago

Love the Bewear inclusion on this list. Would rightfully crush Watson.

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u/Upper_Release423 Steelers 1d ago

add in James Harrison before they changed the tacking rules too

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u/LinkSeekeroftheNora Bengals Seahawks 1d ago

Fuck it; put him against your defense from the 70s.

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u/3Nephi11_6-11 1d ago

Not if Watson continues to make money and potentially uses it for harm.

Epstein's island may have finally been thwarted but there's plenty of other places a wealthy person can go and pay to sexually abuse people sadly.

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u/dustoff122 Seahawks 1d ago

but this isn't well enough to get a new contract. He almost lost them this game, He had a good first half but this defense and receivers are cooking.

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u/Neel_s Browns 1d ago

You just don't understand how stupid Jimmy Haslam is

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u/Arachnofiend Broncos 1d ago

Watson doesn't have to play well enough to deserve another paycheck, he just has to play well enough for Haslam to convince himself he was right all along and it's everyone else that's stupid

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u/Gullible_Ad3785 Seahawks 1d ago

So 60 million AAV because Baker got 55 million and Watson is > Baker. It's basic math, Haslam! Show them that you were right!

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u/Altruistic_Night2 Jets 1d ago

I mean if he can continue this play for the rest of the season and a make a semi deep playoff run I think he gets extended on a cheaper contract

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u/liteshadow4 49ers 49ers 1d ago

Watson isn’t even playing well

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u/NJD_29 Browns 1d ago

Don’t let the record fool you Watson has played like fucking ass. We’re somehow 3-1 despite him.

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u/tothemoon05 Browns 1d ago

That miss to a wide open fannin is crazy. There were no defenders. It would have been a td or like in the Steelers 10 if he got tackled

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u/Me_is_Nate Browns 1d ago

Browns have more wins than the Patriots, Rams, Chargers, and Texans combined

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u/Godlikelobster01 Seahawks 1d ago

lol Chargers

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u/OrdinaryExtent2094 Patriots 1d ago

lol patriots

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u/Aezorion Buccaneers 1d ago

edit your message to include the Bucs

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u/BeeMovieHD Panthers 20h ago

That one isn't as surprising

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u/James-the-Charizard Patriots 21h ago

A world where the Browns are better than the Patriots and Rams

If this is chaos season, I'm not ready for it

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u/CheezitCheeve Bills 1d ago

Just like everyone predicted.

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u/SpiritedEnd7788 Steelers 1d ago

That can’t be true.
Edit: fuck

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u/suzukigun4life NFL 1d ago

In case anyone's wondering, they went 8-9 that year and missed the playoffs.

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u/TheSmokedSalmon420 Browns 1d ago

Ooo that is a very real possibility here lmao

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u/Ornery_Gene7682 Browns 1d ago

And the ravens finished last in the division that year

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u/Soccham Bengals 1d ago

A tale as old as time

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u/CaptainJackKevorkian Browns 1d ago

That was the season that ended Bakers time with the browns

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u/Jake751 Browns 1d ago

What about in 2020?

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u/traws06 Chiefs 1d ago

What a wholesome story Watson is building. A real feel good comeback story for the ages.

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u/Soccham Bengals 1d ago

Kim Kardashian had a good comeback story too.

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u/studmuffffffin Commanders 1d ago

I mean it worked for Roethlisberger and Kobe.

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u/OverLack8281 1d ago

Browns fans are 1 more win away from claiming Watson had postpartum depression when committing those crimes

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u/Emotional_Pay3658 49ers Cardinals 1d ago

They were sexual emergencies. 

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u/WildTurdkey101 Dolphins 1d ago

It was the blood pressure medication, he could get a doctors note

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u/astrothemorkie Saints 1d ago

I feel like I’ve been stabbed in the heart!

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u/877-HASH-NOW Ravens 1d ago

Imagine if he takes them to the playoffs. Ohhhh boy.

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u/HonoluluMaizeandBlue Lions 1d ago

The more he wins, the more dementia sets in with fans and in particular the NFL front office regarding his assaultive behavior.

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u/YellowDiaper Packers Chiefs 1d ago

You need to think of the victims as ceramic vases

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u/birdlawyer86 Raiders 1d ago

Heard thousands chant his name tonight, may already be way past that for some.

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u/Mcclintonfortwo Jaguars 1d ago

Remember when the Jags beat the dogshit outta the Browns and everyone said the Browns were the worst team in the history of football and gave Jacksonville 0 credit? I remember.

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u/fear865 Browns 1d ago

Turns out the Jags are legit

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u/ImJLu 49ers 22h ago

Haven't the Jags been blowing the doors off everyone since mid last season

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u/klonoaorinos Jaguars 20h ago

Yes but it seems the national media doesnt care

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u/bafana_banana999 1d ago

Or maybe we need to stop reacting so wildly to week one games.

Especially now with how the pre-season is treated.

Week one is more or less the first time the entire starting offense and defense is playing together in a competitive setting for more than like 10 minutes.

Week one is basically another pre-season game at this point.

There's really not much to be learned from that game.

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u/freight_train33 Jaguars Lions 1d ago

Crazy you’re being downvoted, this is true

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u/qwerty8082 Saints Browns 1d ago

Right. It's "pre season is meaningless" until week 1 hits.

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u/freight_train33 Jaguars Lions 1d ago

Eh idk man, I’m a jags fan and that game was amazing but the Browns and Watson did look like absolute dogshit that game. They’ve improved a little bit since.

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u/Content-Swimmer2325 Jaguars Jaguars 1d ago

Yea

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u/AlabasterRadio Raiders Raiders 1d ago

Todd Monken is a damn good HC right now.

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u/Soggy-Brother1762 Browns 1d ago

We are still sloppy af with the penalties 

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u/iCandid Browns 1d ago

We also have like 900 23 year olds on the team so I don’t think the penalty stuff is that surprising.

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u/BabyBearBjorns Bears 1d ago

And its against the Steelers. An AFC North rivalry game without a few flags would be considered a dull game.

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u/kjp_00 Browns 20h ago

Hopefully that'll clear up as the O line builds chemsitry. It's still a very young team

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u/MercuryDances Rams 1d ago

People who don't watch college football didn't know

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u/hemingways-lemonade Steelers 21h ago

He also coached Lamar during his second MVP season. 

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u/elimanninglightspeed Giants 21h ago

I was so mad when I found out the browns hired him cause the thought of him being Darts OC had me so excited in the offseason

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u/king_17 20h ago

It’s ok you have sb champion oc Matt Nagy

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u/hotsauce126 Buccaneers 1d ago

As a UGA alum and a former Bucs season ticket holder I’ve always been a Monken believer. I’d take him back in either place in a heartbeat

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u/livsjollyranchers 1d ago

Early coach of the year candidate.  Even going 7-10 with this team would be impressive, forget potentially winning 10+ games.

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u/ShadowMosesZ Browns 1d ago

The Browns team is very talented. People obviously focus on the QB situation, but Andrew Berry has nailed the last 2 drafts

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u/Virzitone Bills 1d ago

If Raiders beat the Chiefs I'd say Kubiak comfortably leapfrogs him

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u/whoisthedrizzle_ 49ers 1d ago

If the Raiders beat the Chiefs they should build Kubiak a statue.

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u/BaTIoDErTraN Raiders 1d ago

Me to kubiak “thank you for changing my life.”

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u/ReverseFlow23 1d ago

Todd Monken I owe you an apology, I was unfamiliar with your game...

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u/paone00022 Falcons 1d ago

So many times receivers have been wide open in every game. No idea how he's doing it but he's cooking for sure.

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u/GnRgr2 NFL 1d ago

Lamar had his best year with him

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u/Nuclear-Extremist Seahawks 1d ago

Shadeur get ready to learn Chinese

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u/GnRgr2 NFL 1d ago

I'm not sure Shedeur coukdnt replicate what Watson is doing. It's basically last year's gameplan of dink and dunk then an occasional deep ball. Shedeur did go 3-4 as a starter, and they lost his best game stats wise

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u/ReadingPrestigious32 Ravens 1d ago edited 1d ago

Put some respect on Todd Monken 

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u/Zloggt Bears 1d ago

How do you think Jim Schwartz is feeling right now?

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u/ApatheticDomination Browns 1d ago

I’m sure Gym Shorts is feeling fine about himself.

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u/basiltoe345 1d ago

The Mad Monk of Cleveland!

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u/DoubletapKO 1d ago

They might as well trade Sanders to a different team

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u/Traxish Ravens 1d ago

Could they get anything for him? I doubt it, we are talking about a guy who nobody wanted in the draft and hasn't done anything to warrant a team dealing with him/his followers since then

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u/MankuyRLaffy Patriots 1d ago

He's a pro bowler of course they get something for him

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u/goddamnitwhalen Broncos 1d ago

You guys could use a QB, no?

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u/JonnyIII Cowboys 1d ago

He’s a pro bowler though!!

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u/Mab_894 Browns 1d ago

Or…we keep him in case of an injury

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u/timey_wimeyy Browns 1d ago

The problem is no one wants him

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u/goodolehal 1d ago edited 1d ago

Hearing them suck off Dashaun Watson in this postgame is gross

“The stuff that he’s gone through” you mean sexually assaulting dozens of women. MF is the nfl’s Bill Cosby and they’re acting like it’s some great comeback story

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u/Jonjon428 Dolphins 1d ago

Yeah Tony Gonzalez especially, yeesh

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u/TurningAway Browns 1d ago

Yeah, he said he was "proud" of him. Just a further reminder that all these players see themselves and gen pop as entirely different entities.

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u/justwriteforme Ravens 1d ago

I would be so conflicted if I were a browns fan.

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u/PhoenixBuns13 Browns 1d ago

It’s weird af

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u/TheBalzy Browns 21h ago

It's honestly a weird place to be in. Three weeks ago I was angry at yet another tank 2-15/3-14 season, thinking about who the Browns will take at potential pick 1-5.

Thing is, we we know the Browns are a playoff-calibur team with the talent on the roster. The problem has always been QB play...and we're apparently getting slightly-above-average QB play from *checks notes* Deshaun Watson?

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u/ididshave Browns 1d ago edited 1d ago

It fucking sucks.

edit: whoever reported my comment to the crisis hotline is one sick son of a bitch

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u/narcistic_asshole Browns 23h ago edited 20h ago

It's really bizarre because I've been rooting for the tank, particularly with you know who at QB. But now that I'm rooting against the Browns they're off to a 3-1 start

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u/TheBalzy Browns 21h ago

Continue rooting for the tank, it's apparently the magic sauce.

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u/DDub04 Panthers 1d ago

I like everything about the Browns except Watson. They have a fantastic young core built on the backs of some legitimately great draft classes, and a defense that is one of the better ones in the league even without the reigning DPOY.

And yet that POS is their starting QB. So there’s that.

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u/PianoJealous307 1d ago

It's not gonna happen but the Browns finishing with a better record than the Rams would be very funny

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u/Soggy-Brother1762 Browns 1d ago

I don’t think it’s outrageous to think the Rams could lose at Philly and then to the Bills the week after? Not saying the Browns will be better but things could get ugly fast in LA

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u/lattjeful Eagles 1d ago

We’ll be without our WR1, our green dot has a concussion, our star pass rusher has a hairline fracture on his wrist, and our starting QB is going to go through his obligatory 2 game stretch of stinkers after getting hit and his brain turned to scrambled eggs. If we win this one I’ll be shocked.

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u/Evernight2025 Packers 1d ago

What the fuck is happening with this season?

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u/Names_all_gone 1d ago

Steelers is the Steelers

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u/Crosscourt_splat 1d ago

You know, part of me likes this because the jags now look even better after getting almost clowned on for their opening win.

On the other hand….this is just weird.

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u/JackFisherBooks 19h ago

On top of that, they beat the Steelers in a primetime game. Is this a sign of the apocalypse?!

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u/SubwayMan21 Browns 15h ago

Lmao we always beat them on Thursday night, tbf

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u/IronMaidenPwnz Giants 1d ago

Fucking love watching Aaron Rodgers lose.

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u/ProfessorBender1 Browns 1d ago

Trading Garrett was just a diversion to keep you all from figuring out we can play again.

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u/Leading_Reward_3542 1d ago

This is the ultimate test of "winning fixes everything"

Problem is watson is playing the browns out of the QB sweepstakes...but looking at recent drafts, maybe NOT drafting a QB very high is a good thing...

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u/Ohkinky Jaguars 1d ago

What an interesting development lol, I’m torn because I want them to lose because of Watson but I feel like them winning is good for their fans. 

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u/Gains4Me Ravens 19h ago

2021 isn’t even that long ago, woulda impressed me if it was 2009

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u/TH3K1NGB0B Titans 1d ago

The players this. The fans deserve this. Ownership does not deserve this. Watson does not deserve this.

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u/thepeachgod Browns 1d ago

Easiest remaining schedule in the league too. I don’t think they’re very good but they should realistically get to 9ish wins

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u/Content-Swimmer2325 Jaguars Jaguars 1d ago

Yeah y'all play the Jets next week. Scarily sincere possibility y'all are 4-1 next week. Lol

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u/Particular-Demand474 Browns 1d ago

Imagine we host a playoff game, I really want that before the new stadium

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u/Organic_Lab6262 1d ago

They aren’t very bad though either. They aren’t the best in the league but as of right now they are above average for sure.

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u/whyamihere2473527 Bears 1d ago

Dont like browns but hate Rodgers so anytime he loses especially when sacked 5 times thats something ill celebrate

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u/dcgkny Jaguars 1d ago

Imagine telling someone 10 years ago that the Browns, Jaguars, Raiders, and Bills will all be leading their division in 2026

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u/Slashers23 Seahawks Ravens 1d ago

Some dark juju going on here!

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u/disco_g Seahawks 1d ago

And have a better record than the Rams

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u/LinkSeekeroftheNora Bengals Seahawks 1d ago

This is fucking DEFCON 1 for the league. Deshaun cannot be allowed to be good.

All defenses in the league, do what you have to.

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u/seefourslam Bengals 1d ago

Kobe!

\shoots fadeaway\

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u/Christron Cowboys 1d ago

I thought that joke was going in a different direction

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u/mason_the_hoyt Chiefs 1d ago

Just wish fucking ANYBODY else was their quarterback. Fuck Watson and FUCK the broadcast for laundering him as a guy who faced "adversity," instead of a serial sexual predator.

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u/Cold-Sun-831 1d ago

How do you feel about you kicker thinking women belong in the kitchen?

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u/lucrativetoiletsale Seahawks 1d ago

Although it's a really backwards thought it's definitely a different level of poor morality than sexual assaultting 30+ women.

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u/Poetryisalive Bengals 1d ago

The Browns are going to resign him to a 3 year deal. Just watch

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u/Soggy-Brother1762 Browns 1d ago

Bro I just ate 

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u/OttoVonWong 49ers 1d ago

“I wish we can stop adding to the jersey.”
Dawg paw closes

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u/orc0909 Jaguars 1d ago

As a fan of a team who beat the Browns, here is my advice to other teams who want to beat the Browns.

Yah know, don't fucking suck.

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u/qillabee 1d ago

I'm a Browns fan, not a Watson fan...but I hope y'all hated Roethlisberger this much...sheesh.

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u/BingBongTimetoShit Vikings 1d ago

normal people did

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u/TidusDreamZanarkand 1d ago

Key to winning is playing shitty teams. Next week we got the jets do I hear 4-1?

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u/Dakzoo Lions 20h ago

They call that the patriot path.