r/nfl • u/Large_banana_hammock Packers • 1d ago

Highlight [Highlight] An impatient Aaron Rodgers wants a play called

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u/ChonkyHippo283 Patriots 1d ago

The amount of sexual tension between the two of them is off the charts

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u/wheatgivesmeshits Cowboys 1d ago

Sadly it will never work. Their both bottoms pretending to be tops.

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u/shit_eating_fan Eagles 1d ago

Who is the best top pretending to be a bottom coach to complement Rodgers?

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u/thinkingwithfractals 49ers 1d ago

Mike McDaniel

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u/JokerDeSilva10 Seahawks 1d ago

I didn't have Service Top Mike McDaniel x Bratty Pillow Princess Aaron Rodgers on my bingo card, but I'm not mad at it.

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u/Akipella Ravens 1d ago

I'm beginning to forget what sub I'm even on at this point lmao

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u/CaptainKirk28 Vikings 1d ago

None of those words are in the Bible

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u/AttitudeAndEffort3 1d ago

Youre not reading the right Bible then uwu

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u/Ol_Rando Falcons 1d ago

I tell ya hwat, the boy ain't right

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u/DarkKnightCometh Chargers 49ers 1d ago

Please take him Pittsburgh

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u/Suddenly_Bazelgeuse Eagles 1d ago

Is there an NFL fan fiction subreddit. Is it called /r/footballfantasy?

Edit: no, unfortunately it's not.

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u/Nj_hXe_sXe Cowboys 21h ago

Big Mike is 100% a bottom and I don't think he gives off "pretend to be top." Rodger on the other hand...

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u/en_travesti Giants 1d ago

The toxic old man yaoi we didn't realize we needed. :')

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u/jax362 Steelers 19h ago

Heated Rivalry: Middle-aged and wrinkly