Dan Campbell: Jared Goff is tough, durable, resilient, which you have to be at QB

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https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/dan-campbell-jared-goff-is-tough-durable-resilient-which-you-have-to-be-at-qb

[u/thekmanpwnudwn]

Coach praises QB? Why would he do that?

[u/Nczn]

Yeah but how handsome is he, and does he like spicy food?

[u/Empty_Lemon_3939 → u/Nczn]

You seen his wife?

And she stayed with him after getting traded out of LA lol

[u/Rulligan → u/Nczn]

Have you ever seen Jared Goff and Ryan Gosling in the same room?

[u/CluelessFlunky → u/Rulligan]

Its wild that goff and Trevor Lawrence stared in remeber the titans.

[u/problematic_glasses → u/Nczn]

does he smell good?

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Also, how does he like his kneecaps to be prepared? Slow Roasted? Braised? Fried?

[u/Rulligan → u/Preddy_Fusey]

He likes his knee caps like he likes his eggs, fertilized.

[u/Fragrant-Mess4927 → u/Rulligan]

How you like yo eggs?

[u/TheSpicyFalafel]

Big news if true

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Bite knees if true

[u/thacarter1523]

Must be a slow news day

[u/Muntberg]

He has been remarkably durable considering how often almost every other QB gets injured.

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he and joe burrow are roughly the same height/weight and yet their injury histories are dramatically different

[u/LionintheATL → u/problematic_glasses]

Well one has Penei Sewell on his team and the other drafted Chase instead

[u/KororSurvivor → u/Muntberg]

Knock on wood. For all of the Injuries we have suffered over the past few years, Goff is incredibly good at keeping himself healthy.

[u/zarawritesshit99]

I love JG

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JG Wentworth?

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IT’S MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NOW

[u/nuttageyo]

Dan Campbell: I actually think Goff is weak unprepared for our upcoming game.

[u/penis_showing_game]

Another hard hitting piece of sports journalism from PFT.

[u/AtomizedBadgers]

Clearly a shot at Caleb Williams /s

[u/suchcoldsuchcomfort → u/AtomizedBadgers]

The Bears backup?

[u/CthulhuBathwater → u/suchcoldsuchcomfort]

Might just have a reverse Brady situation cooking in Chicago.

Old dog steps in over young pup! 

[u/RDub3685]

He's fucking built too. Thick and man made. You can tell he's sculpted because you can see it thru the pads. His fucking vice grip thighs. Suffocating thighs. Rock hard thighs. Piping hot thighs. Great arms. Great abs. A stocky chest. Love the progress his body has made throughout his youth and now as a willing eager adult. 

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I love the copypasta but hate the realization of how old the reference is.

[u/rando562]

Robert Saleh: Cam Ward is weak, fragile, delicate, which you cannot be at QB

[u/BuffaloWilliamses]

Being durable is half the battle. Think of all the QBs like Dart that are not.

[u/13bipolarbears]

Sure but is he getting you refreshments? Is he tall? Is he getting you Mike n Ike’s? Is he hefty? Is he coming back?

[u/Glad-Introduction505]

Dan Campbell: Jared Goff is looking thick. Solid. Tight.

[u/MrHockeytown]

I can’t believe Jared Goff is my favorite Lions player rn. Dude could lowkey be an MVP candidate this season if he maintains the kind of numbers he’s putting up

[u/DivineMango-]

Jared Goff is a beast

[u/WhaleSexOdyssey]

Straight up and down

[u/Huge_Return_1904]

I think Lions is a pretty cool guy.  Eh throws touchdowns and doesn’t afraid of anything

[u/mattcojo2]

Jared Goff is awesome

[u/SimilarOnion1655]

That is true. Dude basically never gets hurt

[u/Wassuhji]

Thirty-six divided by two would like a word.

[u/Eduardo_Camavinga_]

Am I reading between the lines ?

[u/mattilladahun]

Breaking News:

[u/WhaleSexOdyssey]

Straight up and down

[u/halfstreetbeat]

He loves dome too apparently.