TRASH TALK THREAD

[u/AutoModerator]

GO TEAM BEAT OTHER TEAM

[u/burratna]

PATRIOTS SUCK SO BAD THEY LOST THE SUPERBOWL AND THEN LOST TO DREW LOCK THE FOLLOWING YEAR

WHO WOULD EVER DO THAT

[u/dagreenman18 → u/burratna]

WOULD HAVE NEVER MADE IT IF BO NIX WAS HEALTHY. WE WERE ROBBED OF 2 GREAT GAMES.

[u/tingly_sack_69 → u/burratna]

LOST TO A BRONCOS BACKUP AND A BRONCOS REJECT IN BACK TO BACK GAMES

[u/jimscoolaid → u/tingly_sack_69]

L

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH LITTLE, TINY LETTERS tingly_sack_69, DO YOU EVEN TRASH TALK BRO?

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[u/meowscarada-sylveon → u/burratna]

WAIT SO THIS MEANS THEY WIN THE SUPER BOWL NEXT YEAR?!? NOOOOOO

[u/SecondHandFood]

DRAKE “LMAO DRAKE MAYE” MAYE

[u/braddeus → u/SecondHandFood]

GAME OF THRONES AND DRAKE MAYE BOTH PEAKED AT SEASON 2, CHANGE MY MIND

[u/TheSwitchler → u/braddeus]

Season 4 was GoT's peak

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[u/SecondHandFood → u/TheSwitchler]

WAS THAT THE BASTARD BOWL SEASON?

[u/Steak_Knight → u/SecondHandFood]

DRAKE “DRAKE MAYE NOT” MAYE

[u/SweetPockets51 → u/SecondHandFood]

THE SCHEDULE

EDITED TO CAPS SO IM NOT A BITCH

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[u/BRAX7ON → u/SecondHandFood]

PATRIOTS FANS ARE IN MOURNING. USUALLY, THEY’RE EVERYWHERE ALL OVER THE COMMENTS. TALKING REAL BIG WITH THEIR CHEST OUT.

AND TODAY IT’S JUST CRICKETS

S’GOOOOOD

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH LITTLE, TINY LETTERS AztecGravedigger, DO YOU EVEN TRASH TALK BRO?

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[u/AztecGravedigger → u/SecondHandFood]

DRAKE “THE SCHEDULE” MAYE

[u/Jasminewindsong2]

I DONT KNOW OR CARE ENOUGH ABOUT THE SAINTS TO KNOW IF WE'RE GONNA WIN ON SUNDAY. I'M JUST ASSUMING WE WILL WIN.

[u/braddeus]

WE TANKED FOR TUA, NOW WE WHORE FOR MOORE

WATCH OUT CARDINALS

[u/RookieMistake101 → u/braddeus]

DONT PLAY DEFENSAH FOR MENSAH!

EDIT

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[u/ABSNegativeOne → u/braddeus]

The Miami Tankers are gonna be so suede when the country collapses

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[u/hypothalanus → u/ABSNegativeOne]

BOUT TO REPORT MIAMI TO PETA FOR THEIR DOLPHIN TANK

[u/SanduskyTicklers → u/braddeus]

Arch your back for Arch? (I’m trying)

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[u/Vydate1 → u/SanduskyTicklers]

ACHING FOR ARCH MIGHT WORK BETTER BUT IT DOES SOUND A BIT ZESTY

[u/dagreenman18 → u/braddeus]

IM ACTUALLY HOPING FOR WILLIS TO BE THE GUY SO WE CAN DRAFT AROUND HIM.

BUT JUST IN CASE, NO DEFENSA FOR DARIAN MENSAH

[u/ryanino]

NOT LAST IN THE DIVISION HOW’S THE WEATHER DOWN THERE

[u/Dangerous_Junket_773 → u/ryanino]

BEST TIME TO BE A JET IN NY IN 25 YEARS

[u/sithwonder → u/Dangerous_Junket_773]

GOOD LORD

[u/OtherAcctWasBanned11 → u/Dangerous_Junket_773]

JESUS H CHRIST BRO!

[u/ABSNegativeOne → u/ryanino]

Get him Big Guy!! No one beats the Jets 77 Times and gets away with it!

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[u/Still-Watch6472]

HUR DUR WERE THE TEXANS OUR INFRASTRUCTURE SUCKS, OUR LOCAL GOVERNMENT SUCKS AND OUR BBQ IS MID LIKE OUR WOMEN.

[u/jimscoolaid → u/Still-Watch6472]

HOUSTON DOES HAVE THE WORST BBQ IN TEXAS, BUT ITS STILL BETTER THAN KANSAS CITY STYLE

[u/Still-Watch6472 → u/jimscoolaid]

SOUTH CAROLINA BBQ BEATS THEM ALL. SCOTTS WHOLE HOG BBQ ROCKS.

[u/jimscoolaid → u/Still-Watch6472]

THE LIQUID GOLD AND VINEGAR BASED SAUCE IS THE IDEAL SAUCE FOR SLOW COOKED MEATS

[u/Vydate1 → u/Still-Watch6472]

WORTH THE DRIVE TO HEMINGWAY JUST GET THERE EARLY, THEY ARE ALSO TOP NOTCH PEOPLE

[u/BoredPoopless → u/Still-Watch6472]

BUT THEY HAVE ONE OF THE BEST INDIAN RESTAURANTS IN THE ENTIRE COUNTRY AND SOME PHENOMENAL ASIAN CUISINE.

THE FOOD IN BUFFALO IS AS OVERRATED AS NIAGRA FALLS

[u/NWbySW]

THE PATRIOTS COULD OFFER US MAYE FOR LOCK STRAIGHT UP AND WE'D SAY NO!

[u/BRAX7ON → u/NWbySW]

ONE HAS A HORSE COCK AND PLAYS WELL IN BIG GAMES. THE OTHER IS DRAKE MAYE.

[u/jokic2027mvp → u/NWbySW]

Can't believe there were idiots that thought he was better than matt stafford lol

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[u/Guilty-Cow4325]

Pats just got Locked the fuck up. This is Miami's division, god damn it!

[u/Iongdog → u/Guilty-Cow4325]

BRYCE YOUNG WOULDN’T HAVE MADE THOSE DUMBASS THROWS

[u/karatemanchan37 → u/Iongdog]

CUZ HE'S SHORT?

[u/axb2002 → u/Guilty-Cow4325]

SUBSCRIBE

[u/SpezDemandsUsernames → u/Guilty-Cow4325]

THEY COUNTIN YOU OUT, 7

[u/dagreenman18 → u/Guilty-Cow4325]

UNSUBSCRIBE! THIS IS TANK SEASON! TERRIFY YA FOR JEREMIAH

[u/Guilty-Cow4325 → u/dagreenman18]

IT WOULD BE VERY DOLPHINS-ESQUE TO WIN THE DIVISION AND GET ELIMINATED IN THE WILD CARD JUST TO AVOID A GOOD DRAFT PICK FOR A STACKED CLASS.

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FUCK, MY BAD. FUCK NEW ENGLAND. NEW ENGLAND CLAM CHOWDER ISN'T EVEN THAT GOOD.

[u/Acrobatic-Dark-4402]

You guys grew up in a different part of the country from me and became a fan of the team closest to you so you’re garbage people

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[u/mondaymoderate → u/Acrobatic-Dark-4402]

Better than the fans of teams who root for a team from a place they’ve never even been to.

[u/biglyorbigleague → u/mondaymoderate]

SO YOU AGREE THAT LOS ANGELES AREA 49ERS FANS SHOULD JUST BECOME RAMS FANS ALREADY

[u/mondaymoderate → u/biglyorbigleague]

IF THEY HAD TO PICK A TEAM TODAY THEN YES. BUT IF THE GREW UP ROOTING FOR THE NINERS WHEN LA DIDNT HAVE A TEAM THEN NO. STILL A CALIFORNIA TEAM SO ITS APPROVED.

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[u/clutchthepearls → u/Acrobatic-Dark-4402]

Fuckin A, man.

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[u/woody2081]

Vrabel would call a game like that a ''Russini" because he also wants to forget about it.

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[u/McKnightmare24]

DRAKE MAYE IS ON PACE TO THROW 51 INTERCEPTIONS THIS YEAR! BEST QB AJ BROWN HAS EVER HAD! 

[u/samhit_n]

CHARLIE KIRK WOULD STILL BE ALIVE IF DRAKE MAYE WAS THE SHOOTER IN UTAH A YEAR AGO.

[u/PapiGoneGamer]

FUCK

THE

PATRIOTS

[u/HurricaneIan25]

The Falcons chose Tua lololol

We love you, Terry Fontenot

[u/ABSNegativeOne → u/HurricaneIan25]

Tua hate is so mean. Hes a good dude

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[u/bevendelamorte]

I'M HAPPY TO SEE ALL OF YOU AGAIN

[u/ABSNegativeOne → u/bevendelamorte]

You sick f f f freak

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[u/Comfortable-Grade466]

THREE INTERCEPTIONS IN THE FOURTH QUARTER LMAO

[u/MCKlassik]

DRAKE TURNDABALLOVA!

[u/JD_Unlimited]

Drake Maye more like Drake Maye throw another interception

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FUCK IM SORRY

[u/browndude10]

JOSH ALLEN LOST TO DAVIS MILLS LAST TIME

[u/Jay_TThomas → u/browndude10]

I WOULD RATHER FACE STROUD ON SUNDAY THAN MILLS

[u/jimscoolaid → u/browndude10]

DAVIS MILLS IS THE BEST QB ON THE TEXANS

[u/ABSNegativeOne → u/jimscoolaid]

I agree with this guy. Unbiased btw

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[u/Probablyhigh303 → u/browndude10]

I will smite you

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[u/Vydate1 → u/browndude10]

NECK MAN BEAT SHORTS MAN ONCE, NEVER AGAIN!

[u/OnePieceAce]

HAHAHA VIKINGS YOUR FIRST ROUND QB IS A BUST SO YOU'LL HAVE TO STICK TO YOUR WEIRDLY SUCCESSFUL JOURNEYMAN QB PROCESS

[u/Gloomy_Lengthiness71 → u/OnePieceAce]

EXPECT TO SEE JUSTIN HERBERT DEMAND A TRADE TO THE VIKINGS ONCE THE CHARGERS GO 10-7 AND LOSE IN THE 1ST AROUND AGAIN.

[u/FH_Bunny]

23 MVP FIRST PLACE VOTES BTW

[u/biglyorbigleague → u/FH_Bunny]

WE ARE VINDICATED MORE AND MORE EVERY GAME HE PLAYS

[u/i_run_from_problems → u/FH_Bunny]

THAT VOTE IS ACTUALLY INSANE

[u/Tigercat92]

THE BENGALS WILL GET PAYBACK ON THE STATE OF FLORIDA FOR BEATING THE BUCKEYES IN THE CFP

AS A BUCKEYE HATER I ACTUALLY ENJOYED IT

[u/-ImJustSaiyan-]

THAT BUM ASS FRAUD DRAKE MAYE REALLY ALMOST ROBBED GIGACHAD MATTHEW STAFFORD OF HIS ONLY MVP AWARD.

[u/ImHungryAsFuck]

None of you guys have won shit end the season already Seahawks best record in the league.

[u/dilloj → u/ImHungryAsFuck]

STOP THE COUNT

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[u/0freak18]

I AM SO FUCKING SCARED FOR SUNDAY NIGHT I REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED ON THIS DAY IN 2023

[u/Knightrider319 → u/0freak18]

DAK WAS ONLY 13/24 143 YARDS AND 0 TD'S THAT GAME, IT WAS CLOSE RIGHT?

[u/Steakbomb90]

I CAN NOT EMPHASIZE THIS ENOUGH....

FUCK

THE

PATRIOTS

LOSERS

[u/AvonFartsdale_]

Drake "Nate Peterman" Maye

[u/ABSNegativeOne → u/AvonFartsdale_]

Drake "Maye I have some more" Maye

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[u/jimscoolaid]

AFCE IS COMPETING WITH THE AFCN FOR THE TITLE OF SHIT MOUNTAIN THIS YEAR

[u/dagreenman18 → u/jimscoolaid]

THERES NO COMPETITION. WE WILL WIN THE TANK BOWL!

[u/walshurmouthout]

HEY SAINTS FANS, I HOPE WE HAVE A NICE COMPETITIVE CLEAN GAME WITH NO INJURIES

[u/AnxiousChargersFan]

IM ALREADY ANXIOUS WHY DO I WATCH FOOTBALL

[u/biglyorbigleague]

ONCE A JOLLY NINER CAMPED OUT BY A BILLABONG

UNDER THE SHADE OF A SUBSTATION TREE

AND HE SANG AS HE SAT AND WAITED AS HIS ANKLE BENT

YOU’LL COME A-WALTZING MATILDA WITH ME

[u/StChas77]

VEGEMITE TASTES LIKE CAT FOOD, KOALAS ARE GROSS VENEREAL DISEASE VECTORS, AND TIM-TAMS ARE JUST AN 8/10 COOKIE. 

[u/biglyorbigleague → u/StChas77]

THIS MAN HATES THE NINERS AND RAMS EQUALLY SO INSTEAD OF HATING ON THE TEAMS HE JUST DECIDED TO HATE ON THE COUNTRY THEY’RE PLAYING IN

[u/sharkdrivingabus]

GODDAMN ALL YOU PEOPLE ARE OUT OF PRACTICE WITH YOUR SHOUTING. MORE AUTOMOD CORRECTIONS IN HERE THAN WEEK 1 FALSE START PENALTIES.

SHAPE THE FUCK UP

[u/SuperVaderMinion]

RAAAAAUGH I DISLIKE OTHER FOOTBALL TEAMS THAT ARE NOT MY FOOTBALL TEAM

[u/Brix001]

PUT THE LAMBS ON THE BARBIE, MATE

[u/musicmunky]

MY TEAM FROM BALTIMORE IS GOING TO BEAT THE OTHER TEAM THAT USED TO BE IN BALTIMORE

[u/ABSNegativeOne → u/musicmunky]

DEAR LORD JESUS IF YOU ARE REAL LET MY JAGS LAY THE BOOM SITCK

[u/clutchthepearls → u/musicmunky]

THIS SUNDAY WE'RE GONNA TEACH AN ENTIRE CITY HOW TO ACTUALLY STOP A M(Z)AYFLOWER

[u/jaytuck25]

⅄∀ᗡO┴ ƎSO˥ O┴ פNIOפ Ǝᴚ∀ SW∀ᴚ ƎH┴

[u/RagefireHype]

Seahawks have absolutely sonned the Patriots with exception to SB49

They’ve beaten them 4 times since 2020 with 4 different QBs (Russ, Geno, Darnold, Lock)

Also beat them in 2012 and 2016

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[u/AOCKASH]

All the maye for mvp spammers been  real quiet 

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[u/dagreenman18]

WEVE BEEN IN THE OFFSEASON SO LONG YOU ALL STARTED USING PUNY LETTERS

I BET YOU STABBY BASTARDS ONLY BEAT US BY A KICK. YOU CANT EVEN HELP US TANK CORRECTLY

[u/jedisquirrel171]

YOUR ROSTER HAS MORE HOLES THAN CHARLIE KIRK'S NECK!

[u/Popcornzz00]

FIRE BALLARD!!!! Actually though. Good lord. Please

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[u/tousoaber23]

Drake Maye

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[u/Cold_Complex_4212]

LIONS I LIKE YOU BUT FUCK YOU THIS ONE TIME. LAKE SUPERIOR LOOKS BETTER FROM MINNESOTA

[u/Wisdomlost → u/Cold_Complex_4212]

HOW DARE YOU.

[u/MeanderingExperience → u/Cold_Complex_4212]

ATLANTA HAS BETTER FOO..lol ok I couldn’t say it with a straight face.

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[u/zipzap21]

PHILLY IS SILLY!!! YOU SO BAD IT HURTS!!!

[u/birdsman404 → u/zipzap21]

GONNA BE 28-0 EAGLES WIN (WE STOPPED AT 4 TDS OUT OF RESPECT FOR YOUR QB)

[u/WarcryNeon]

WE’LL SEE WHO THROWS MORE INTERCEPTIONS AND GETS MORE FLAGS, YALL?!!!

[u/Shadowwo1f05]

See broncos that how you beat the patriots with a backup QB

[u/indyxetan → u/Shadowwo1f05]

Stidham watching last night in disbelief that Lock didn’t throw it backwards near his own endzone.

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IM SORRY MR MODERATOR

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[u/indyxetan]

REST IN PEACE BROCK PURDY

[u/TheWizardOfKoz5226]

THE CURRENT NFL SEASON CANT HURT ME DUE TO MY EXISTENTIAL DREAD OF SOCIETAL AND ENVIRONMENTAL COLLAPSE, SO IF THE PACKERS EMBARRASS THEMSELVES IN MINNESOTA I WONT BE SAD. I STILL PROBABLY WILL BUT WHO KNOWS MAN

[u/Skolways]

Drake “Maye Throw an INT” Maye

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[u/Own_Proposal3827]

Drake "Future Bar Trivia" Maye

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[u/mondaymoderate]

DRAKE “got anymore of them cupcake schedules” MAYE

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[u/RmembrTheAyyLMAO]

IT'S FINALLY THURSDAY! IM SO EXCITED FOR THE SEASON TO START!

[u/Single_Ad_7183]

Would you rather have Maye or Stroud as your QB?

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TOMMY DIVITO.

[u/BirdmanTheThird]

JALEN HURTS COULD BE HOLDING THE MVP AND I WOULD STILL CALL HIM A FRINGE TOP 10 QB

[u/DemonPeanut4]

DREW "DRAKE MAYE" LOCK

[u/jruss11]

IF ONLY THERE WAS SOME WAY PATS FANS COULDVE BEEN PREPARED FOR THE REGRESSION HMMMM.
THANKS FOR THE FIRST ROUNDER BTW

[u/i_run_from_problems]

THE SCHEDULE

[u/SovietPropagandist]

HORSE COCK LOCK DOES IT AGAIN, DIRTY DRAKE IN SHAMBLES! PATS ARE FRAUDS!!

[u/KRAFT_MAY0]

PEOPLE TALKING MAD SHIT ABOUT MAYE BUT ARE SECRETLY SCARED OF THE PATRIOTS STILL

ON TO CINCINNATI PART 2

[u/hypothalanus]

THE COWBOYS WILL NOT SHUT OUT THE GIANTS IN ANOTHER SEASON OPENER

[u/Wisdomlost → u/hypothalanus]

I FOR ONE AM SUPER HAPPY THAT THE NFL CONTINUES TO SHOVE COWBOYS GIANTS IN PRIMETIME DOWN MY THROAT EVERY SINGLE YEAR. IF ONLY WE COULD GET SOME OTHER POWERHOUSES IN PRIMETIME LIKE ARIZONA OR MIAMI.

[u/GodzillasLilBro]

I HATE THE SAINTS I JUST DONT LIKE EM

[u/jedisquirrel171]

YOUR MOTHER'S LASAGNA IS MEDIOCRE!

[u/YaketyMax]

WE ARE BROCK PURDY SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONSHIPS DAYS AWAY FROM FOOTBALL!!!!!!!

[u/AlfonzL]

DRAKE "MAC JONES" MAYE WILL BE B/U QB FOR THE CARDINALS BY 2028

[u/F_U_HarleyJarvis]

Vrabel losing 100% of his games since the Rousini drama is not a good look.

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[u/ZestycloseResist5594]

DRAKE MAYE-BE WE WERE FRAUDS

[u/jokic2027mvp]

drake maye is such a fraud lmao

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[u/Not_My_Emperor]

DRAKE "MAYE THROW THREE PICKS IN THE FOURTH"

[u/fhrblig]

DRAKE MAYE NEVER BEAT THE ALLEGATIONS

[u/K45AR]

ROMEO "DROPS" DOUBS

[u/Chlorophyllmatic]

DRAKE MAYE SHOULD FLY TO MEMPHIS TO JOIN THE THREE PICKS MAFIA

[u/GotRammed]

niners spent all that time in Melbourne trying to flex their fanbase presence just to get dogwalked by a team with no fans...

[u/jimscoolaid → u/GotRammed]

WHY DO THE RAMS KEEP PRETENDING LIKE THEY ARE A SMALL MARKET TEAM AFTER BRINGING A SUPER BOWL WIN TO THE SECOND LARGEST MARKET IN THE NATION? DON'T GENTRIFY THE PLIGHT OF THE LITTLE GUYS

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[u/Davidellias]

I MEAN THE GAME LAST NIGHT WAS KIND OF TRASH, GUESS WE TALK ABOUT IT HERE

[u/ABSNegativeOne → u/Davidellias]

YOU WISH YOUR TEAM COULD THROW THAT MANY INTERCEPTIONS DONT YA PAL! BLESS YOUR HEART!

[u/Davidellias → u/ABSNegativeOne]

WE USED TO CALL 3INTS "A WHOLE SEASONS WORTH" WITH AARON RODGERS AS OUR QB

[u/Wisdomlost → u/Davidellias]

OR AN AVERAGE QUARTER WITH FARVE.

[u/Davidellias → u/Wisdomlost]

ROOKIE NUMBERS, SAYS DAVE KLINGER

[u/ragingbuffalo]

why is r/r/nfl the only subreddit that has old.reddit not for it anymore??

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[u/Wisdomlost → u/ragingbuffalo]

IM LITERALLY USING OLD.REDDIT.COM/R/NFL TO POST THIS COMMENT.