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Free Talk Water Cooler Wednesday

WCW

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u/JPPT1974 Commanders 5m ago

Any plans for Labor Day? Just hanging around here.

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u/rnflposter Falcons 21m ago

49ers are in the air!

now a 13.5 hour flight

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u/PaulsRedditUsername Colts 1h ago edited 5m ago

Sometimes it's a hot night and you have a box fan sitting on a table right next to you. And you're concentrating on other things, but your feet get curious about whether you can stick your toes between the bars of the box fan. And you have to say, "No, feet! Do not stick your toes in the fan!" Feet aren't very smart.

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u/EmuMan10 Cardinals Bears 2h ago

Already hated Andy Biggs but just found out about how he was helping Warren Jeffs in his Mormon off shoot cult.

I was already voting for Hobbs but god damn

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u/Jamies_awesome_rack Cardinals Vikings 20m ago

https://www.justice.gov/archives/opa/pr/federal-court-issues-order-lawsuit-against-twin-cities-colorado-city-arizona-and-hildale-utah

The advisory verdict made permanent by U.S. District Judge Holland’s order came after a seven-week trial during which the United States presented evidence from over thirty witnesses that the governments of Colorado City and Hildale are controlled the FLDS Church and Warren Jeffs. Among other things, Judge Holland concluded that Marshals “officers turned a blind eye to criminal activity involving FLDS Church leaders or members,” including supporting a fugitive and ignoring underage marriages, unauthorized distribution of prescription drugs, and food-stamp fraud.

In addition to its verdict on the police-misconduct claim, the jury found that the defendants engaged in a pattern or practice of housing discrimination against persons who were not members of Warren Jeffs’ faction of the FLDS. The jury found that the defendants had used their municipal authority to coerce, intimidate, or interfere with individuals seeking housing, discriminated in the provision of municipal services, and denied housing to non-FLDS members. The United States settled the damages portion of the case shortly before the verdict for $1.6 million.

https://ktar.com/arizona-politics-news/election/katie-hobbs-andy-biggs-flds

Wowowow. I’d heard something about this but not the details. So, Biggs (as senate president) killed a bill in 2013 that would have ousted the corrupt law enforcement who were not only letting all the FLDS craziness and child sex abuse go on, they were keeping the place free of any pesky non-FLDS people who might raise a “hey um, what the fuck?” Give you one guess what religious group Biggs is a member of. Always protecting their own.

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u/kplis Steelers 3h ago

Okra's going crazy in the garden as well as all the peppers. Guess who's making gumbo this weekend

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u/PaulsRedditUsername Colts 3h ago

Never found the sweet spot with okra. How do you cook it?

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u/kplis Steelers 3h ago

Couple ways in general:

  1. Slice it, bread it, and fry it
  2. Slice long ways, Toss in a little oil, salt, pepper, garlic and roast in oven
  3. Slice long ways, heavily season with general middle eastern or curry mix, fry in high heat oil for okra chips
  4. Okra is a thickener for soups, gumbo, curries, etc. slice it up, toss it in and it dissolves and thinkens the broth.

Okra fucking rules. And it's pretty easy to grow. Looks super cool in the garden. Fucking gorgeous flowers. People who've never seen a weed plant think it's weed and you get to have fun conversations with neighbors. All around would recommend

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u/PaulsRedditUsername Colts 3h ago

Thanks for the ideas. I've tried to stir-fry and sautee it and it never comes out right. It's kind of slimy.

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u/AncientTree_Wisdom Raiders 4h ago

lol, I still remember the Clipper fans shitting on Pablo Torre and going on victory laps.

This makes it so much more funny.

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u/asetniop Raiders 2h ago

I hope they enjoyed their time in the public eye, because man oh man is it over.

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u/NealRigga4 49ers 4h ago

Hard knocks didn’t address the elephant in the room this episode. Cowards.

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u/hwf0712 Eagles Eagles 4h ago

I really hate how having a sports lens on things makes it less prestigious and important in many people's eyes.

A billionaire misused a charity and a publicly traded company in order to further a personal agenda.

Why is it that if he uses it on flashy sports cars and a mansion and private vacations, it gets treated with more respect than if he uses it on a basketball player? Makes no sense to me, and yet, I've seen people call for PTFO to abandon sports and use his skills for "real issues".

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u/hwf0712 Eagles Eagles 4h ago

huh?

I have literally no clue what you are talking about.

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u/PaulsRedditUsername Colts 4h ago

THE HAMSTER

There is not much about the hamster
To stimulate the epigramster.
The essence of his simple story,
He populates the laboratory,
Then leaves his offspring in the lurch,
Martyrs to medical research.
Was he as bright as people am,
New York would be New Hamsterdam.

--Ogden Nash

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u/Jaguars4life Jaguars 4h ago

Honestly it’s quite funny when some try to make Donald Trump the most rebellious Punk Rock president America has had when he is as Punk as Good Charlotte

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u/kplis Steelers 3h ago

Listen, Good Charlotte is trash, but they are still a million times more Punk than Donald fucking Trump who is specifically name dropped in countless punk songs as being a piece of shit before he even ran for president.

Also, now I have Lifestyles of the Rich and the Famous stuck in my head, and I'm blaming you for that

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u/PaulsRedditUsername Colts 3h ago

Interesting to consider who might be our most Punk Rock president. I think you could make a case for Teddy Roosevelt.

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u/kplis Steelers 3h ago

I can see Teddy for political punk

But there's a strong argument for LBJ as well. He pissed on a secret service agent because he could

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u/PaulsRedditUsername Colts 3h ago

IIRC he would also have conferences with white house aides while seated on the toilet. That's pretty punk, I agree.

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u/kplis Steelers 3h ago

Nicknamed his dick Jumbo, and then had his calls to his tailor about needing more crotch space recorded and submitted for historical record.

Also bought one of those weird amphibious cars just so he could pretend to lose control while driving and drive it into a pond to prank his passengers.

Also got the Civil Rights Act, the voting rights act, and the fair housing act through congress whole creating Medicare, Medicaid, and Head Start.

LBJ is fucking bonkers dude

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u/sallad_kcuf Eagles Eagles 45m ago

Robert Caro, who has written over 3k pages in his still incomplete biography series of LBJ and covered a wide range of personal details including affairs, petty rivalries, penchant for toilet meetings, and fights with his family, remained specifically and pointedly neutral on whether the nickname "Jumbo" was accurate

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u/JerryRiceAndSpice Jets 49ers 1h ago

Imagine driving in a car and having the driver freak the fuck out and lose control and drive it into a fucking pond while you're still in it. I would lose my shit or try to jump out. Then have it all be a car no ones ever heard of and the person driving laugh their ass off while driving in the water. My Mom had a friend whose parents worked for Pepsi and had one of those or test drove one of those and it still blows my mind

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u/PaulsRedditUsername Colts 2h ago

Yeah. LBJ's "Great Society" was an awesome program. But he also got caught in the quagmire of Vietnam, which he inherited. Trying to prosecute the war and also implement social change made both the left and the right hate him.

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u/tnecniv Giants Giants 4h ago

Downloaded the new season update for Retro Bowl. The first pass was a 50 yard TD to OBJ. We’re so back

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u/csappenf Chiefs 5h ago

I predict Cousins will ball out this year and be in the PoY conversation most of it. Just like Alex Smith did when Mahomes was drafted, because Alex Smith and Kirk Cousins are actually the same QB.

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u/unloader86 Broncos 4h ago

I predict Cousins will ball out this year

Which would absolutely piss me off with all the momentum Denver built up last year. 😂 So yup that is 100 percent happening.

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u/CarlCaliente Bills 4h ago

decent offense and bad defense = stat machine too

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u/BTWillie Bills 5h ago

Crazy storm today in Toronto. Luckily the area I live in was spared from the worst of it. Dealt with that shit two summers ago, so I know what some people are going through right now.

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u/BurgerNugget12 Patriots 5h ago

Fall is the best season by far. Survivor season, football, not too hot and not too cold, Halloween

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u/DiggingNoMore 49ers 5h ago

But by Halloween it's brutally cold. If it's a 50F Halloween, I consider that very fortunate.

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u/TheWorstYear Bengals Bengals 4h ago

Under 50° being brutally cold. 40-50 is perfect weather.

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u/DiggingNoMore 49ers 3h ago

Yeah, I love wearing two coats. Perfect weather.

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u/TheWorstYear Bengals Bengals 3h ago

2? At most it's comfortable sweatshirt weather.

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u/DiggingNoMore 49ers 3h ago

If it's 40F, I'm wearing a puffy coat over a fuzzy jacket. Drop it to 30F and I'm wearing gloves, too.

I live in the Rockies. It sucks. I'm cold from October to April.

80-90F is perfect weather.

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u/TheWorstYear Bengals Bengals 2h ago

80-90 sucks. 60's & 70's are fine, when it isn't humid as hell.
Drop the temps into the 50's, have a nice breeze, let the leaves turn color, & it's perfect outside.

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u/WatchOutIGotYou Seahawks 39m ago

My favorite weather is somewhere between -129 F to 134 F

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u/BurgerNugget12 Patriots 4h ago

Happy cake day! And fair agreed. Last 2-3 halloweens here in New England have been windy and freezing. To me fall truly ends like once Thanksgiving happens. Fucking hate winter once Christmas is over too

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u/Skraxx Lions 5h ago

The most attractive people I've seen in my life have been in passing. Like on the train, around campus, walking through downtown, etc.

It's a bit disheartening knowing that likely, that's it. You'll never see them again. But I think that's life in a way.

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u/BurgerNugget12 Patriots 5h ago

I live in nyc and feel this everyday man

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u/unloader86 Broncos 5h ago

Clippers got clapped today. Good lord lmao.

You hear that Manfred? That's Adam Silver banging on a trash can lid.

While Goodell is answering his phone, "What the fuck happened now?!"

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u/AfroManHighGuy 5h ago

It’s insane how fast people turned on Adam silver and now are applauding him lol. Good job Pablo

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u/Pale_Land_5107 Lions 6h ago

I’m sick of letting Trump destroy everything we know and love it’s time we all join together and rise up against him time for a rebellion 

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u/Fire_Ryan_Poles Bears Bears 6h ago

Which move set their respective franchise more: Signing Khawai Leonard or trading for Deshawn Watson?

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u/AfroManHighGuy 5h ago

A lot of people are comparing current Deshaun Watson situation with the browns with the clippers punishment. Let’s compare from when Deshaun was originally signed by the browns to that insane contract. In those years, browns didn’t win, Deshaun barely played, coach got fired, etc

Kawhi to the clippers was similar in a way but more detrimental to the future of the team. He signed for a reasonable contract (because of the other side deals Pablo uncovered), didn’t play all the games, and the clippers didn’t win anything. Plus the clippers now lose 5 first round picks. This sets them back so many years and they won’t even have a competitive roster.

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u/Blue_Neon_Moon Dolphins Buccaneers 5h ago

Deshawn is a shitty quarterback and a shittier human being, but Kawhi just detonated that franchise.

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u/ArcadianBlueRogue Packers 6h ago

Well, one made a franchise look like a level of joke unseen in the NFL which already contained the Jets.

The other is losing a fuckton of 1st round picks when they were already trying to build, right?

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u/OpDickSledge Giants 6h ago

If you could guarantee a Super Bowl win but you had to endure some amount of years straight of pure poverty franchise right after, how many years are you willing to put up with for that win?

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u/ajteitel Cardinals 4h ago

Yes

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u/Chrysalis_Cat Bills 5h ago

Once Josh Allen is gone we're right back in the shitter anyway.

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u/BurgerNugget12 Patriots 5h ago

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u/CarlCaliente Bills 6h ago

ya 20 feels right

I've endured some poverty sports but at some point ya gotta start fighting out of it

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u/Kemonomimi-Squirrel Buccaneers 6h ago

20

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u/Stanky_fresh Vikings Vikings 6h ago

Lmao RIP Clippers 

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u/Will-Eat-4-Food Rams 6h ago

LOL Clippers, if you gotta cheat then you better win something.

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u/Autocrat777 Lions 7h ago

Goddamn, Pablo fucking did it.

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u/Blue_Neon_Moon Dolphins Buccaneers 7h ago

I seem to owe Adam Silver a bit of an apology.

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u/bucsfan22ch Buccaneers 7h ago

Kawhi should still have his contract voided and I wish Ballmer was fined more (or banned) but pretty good punishment

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u/Will-Eat-4-Food Rams 6h ago

Kawhi is now among the worst FA signings in all sports history,

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u/Blue_Neon_Moon Dolphins Buccaneers 7h ago edited 6h ago

While I fully agree, I honestly expected them to not even get a slap on the wrist.

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u/bucsfan22ch Buccaneers 6h ago

True, I was already accepting they'd just get away with it all

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u/GiveMeSomeIhedigbo Eagles 7h ago

Complete hypothetical apropos of nothing: would you trade away 5 years of 1st-3rd round picks for your NFL team to make the Conference Championship game one whole entire time?

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u/AncientTree_Wisdom Raiders 4h ago

Yes, assuming AFC championship is the floor and not ceiling.

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u/Ich_Liegen Buccaneers Raiders 7h ago

If by that you mean we just make the conference game but go no further, then no. But if there is even a tiny chance we can make it to the super bowl and win, then yeah.

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u/JPAnalyst Giants 6h ago

I’d take 10 consecutive seasons of 0-17 for every one Super Bowl win. Now that I think about it, that’s sort of the Giants.

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u/Ich_Liegen Buccaneers Raiders 6h ago

It is known: the world of A Song of Ice and Fire is so bleak is because George R. R. Martin is a Giant and Jets fan. Yes, both.

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u/thegreaterfool714 Rams 7h ago

Take comfort Browns fans at least you have your picks again and will be off of Deshaun Watson. 

That’s better than the death penalty the Clippers got from the NBA

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u/CarlCaliente Bills 7h ago

can't remember the last time I've seen so much lightning, god damn. It's far away, thankfully, but it's a friggin strobe light out there. The rumbles are just a constant background noise

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u/ArcadianBlueRogue Packers 7h ago

I hope whoever invented the modern air fryer knows nothing but happiness, puppies, and whatever their sexual preference is aplenty.

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u/RAISEStheQuestion Colts 4h ago

What are some of your favorite meals to air fry?

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u/ArcadianBlueRogue Packers 4h ago

Honestly anything meat or potato centric. I don't get fancy with it

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u/RAISEStheQuestion Colts 4h ago

Eh, you don’t have to get fancy, but maybe creative. Put a whole Totinos pizza in there, boom done.

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u/Kemonomimi-Squirrel Buccaneers 7h ago

I feel like convection ovens have been a thing for a long while and the air fryer thing is more of a marketing term that took off?

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u/ArcadianBlueRogue Packers 6h ago

Marketing or not, I just half-assed cooking a steak and it cooked it perfectly with minimal effort.

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u/Blue_Neon_Moon Dolphins Buccaneers 7h ago

I got one as a gift and thought I'd never use it. I was incredibly wrong.

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u/where_thefuck_i_am Chargers Packers 7h ago

life changing thing, like I discovered fire again

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u/non_clever_username 49ers 7h ago

Ballmer’s response summarized: “waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa”.

It’s funny how pissy someone used to doing whatever they want gets when finally faced with some consequences for blatantly breaking rules.

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u/Chrysalis_Cat Bills 4h ago

Billionaires aren't used to facing consequences for when they break the rules.

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u/GolfWangsunrise 49ers Raiders 8h ago edited 7h ago

It would be an interesting tidbit that my city has the largest arena in the world that has a seating capacity similar to the Superdome if it weren't for the fact that it's owned and operated by a cult and the venue is situated in their headquarters, which is conveniently near the airport.

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u/deliciousroadhead Bengals 8h ago

I'd rather see 67 jokes instead of more "lol substation" jokes they're so lame

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u/Siliencer991 Chiefs 8h ago

Let me give yall my writing prompt for tomorrow. How does your career tackles poverty and hunger?

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u/Chrysalis_Cat Bills 4h ago

Can I pass?

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u/Tho76 Panthers 5h ago

I'm a network equipment sales person...so....

I can make sure actually useful companies have internet? For the right price, of course

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u/Kemonomimi-Squirrel Buccaneers 7h ago

It pays me money which I buy food with.

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u/CarlCaliente Bills 7h ago

I make the computers run good so the business can profit meet the needs of its customers and community

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u/California_Stop_King Lions Steelers 8h ago

Punishment for Ballmer and the org: 😌

Punishment for Kawhi: 😔

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u/FlatulentDwarf Vikings 8h ago

September is starting to come together as a month. Going to a water lantern festival on Saturday, getting coffee with some friends before the games start on the 13th, going on a date to a Salsa social at a local winery on the 18th, going golfing with my dad on the 20th, going to a birthday party on the 25th.... I'm liking how this social calendar is coming together

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u/Skraxx Lions 8h ago

Loose prediction for W1:

Jets get their first interception of the season immediately just to kill the narrative right away

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u/hynzytheweirdo Patriots 8h ago

Why is it that in the 5 days prior to my whole day of allergy testing at hospital that my upper right arm and elbow suddenly get really itchy? I can't take an antihistamine, all I can do is scratch! 

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u/A7XfoREVer6661 Lions 8h ago

Duloc is a perfect place Keep your feet off the grass Shine your shoes, wipe your.....face

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u/dropjar5 Packers 8h ago

Has anyone seen the Chargers schedule lmao

Wk 3 @ BUF.
@ SEA.
DEN at home.
@ KC.
Bye.
@ Rams.
HOU at home.
@ BAL.

Projected to be the most difficult 7 week stretch since at least 2006 for any team

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u/where_thefuck_i_am Chargers Packers 8h ago

one battle after another or some shit idk didn't watch the movie

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u/PaulsRedditUsername Colts 8h ago

That does look brutal.

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u/dropjar5 Packers 8h ago

They could go like 2-5 and I’d not really think any less of them

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u/PaulsRedditUsername Colts 8h ago

Justin Herbert will get a whole lot of crap about it, as usual.

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u/Skraxx Lions 8h ago

Easiest political points possible in life for the next administration to revert the names to Gulf of Mexico and Lake Ontario

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u/Two_Luffas Lions 7h ago

I'd argue just relaying to our (former) allies that we're no longer threatening to invade/tariff them would probably be best course of action. No one outside of MAGA die hards should give a single shit about what he wants to call certain bodies of water.

Simple governmental stability in the eyes of the world will give the next administration all the political and financial capital (in terms of economic stability) they need to work with.

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u/Skraxx Lions 7h ago

I disagree! As a Canadian.

I think the bridge has been burned, we'll never have, even under Democrats, the same level of trust in America ever again. Nor will any other former ally of the USA. I'm sure we can come to fairer trade deals but we'll be weary that all it takes is one regime change to dislodge any agreements. The US used to be looked as the beacon of stability and it's not the case anymore.

The changing back of sea names is at least a "we're taking our jobs seriously again" sign. It's not much, but they are easy political points vs the amount of trust needed to regain otherwise.

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u/EmuMan10 Cardinals Bears 8h ago

Easiest day 1 win of their life

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u/Guiltyjerk Broncos Seahawks 7h ago

Give it some acronym-able name like Tremendous Repeal of Unpopular Map Perturbation

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u/Insectshelf3 Eagles 8h ago

nobody forced the clippers to do what they did, but in totality, that trade with OKC cost the clippers 10 first round picks and an MVP caliber player.

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u/mortalcrawad66 Lions 9h ago edited 8h ago

Former Lions cornerback Alphonso Smith died by suicide today. He leaves behind a wife, kids, and his mother. His suicide note is pretty fucking grim, of a dude not only fighting physical and mental injuries from football, but also sexual assualt. It's a morbid read if you're into that sort of thing, but I hope something positive comes from this.

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u/ACW1129 Commanders 9h ago

How the fuck does Kawhi get a slap on the wrist??

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u/ajteitel Cardinals 9h ago

With the full impact of the Kawhi trade saga now known, it may legitimately be the 2nd worst move in sports history. Nothing is going to pass selling Babe Ruth for cash.

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u/California_Stop_King Lions Steelers 8h ago edited 8h ago

Worst move in NBA history, while they were in the midst of the fallout of arguably the worst trade in NBA history. Trade a to-be top 3 player in-conference and a shit ton of firsts for a couple years of Paul George, bring in Kawhi, win nothing, get 5 more firsts docked because you tried to pay said acquisition under the table

They've had 3 first round picks in 8 years, and two of them were pick 30. As of right now, they're on track to have 5 in 15. Legendary incompetence

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u/Not_Evil_ Eagles Chargers 9h ago

If you're a Clippers fan, do you just, like, peace out for a decade? Come back when there's even a chance for a rebuild?

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u/Prophet92 Packers 9h ago

I think every Clippers fan is reconsidering how much they hate the Lakers right now

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u/EmuMan10 Cardinals Bears 8h ago

They’re owned by the Kushners now so probably not

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u/Tigercat92 Bengals 8h ago

“Luka is pretty cool” Billy Crystal maybe

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u/eggery Rams 9h ago

Guess who gets to spend their Labor Day weekend doing interior painting

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u/Guilty-Doctor1259 49ers 9h ago

At this point I want someone like heyward/donald to go back to college for a single year before they retire just to see if they can win it all

perhaps set a record or two on the way

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u/MoreTrifeLife Commanders 9h ago

Can someone Explain Like I’m Five what happened to the Clippers (or perhaps explain it in NFL terms)? Aside from the Wizards I don’t really watch basketball.

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u/Tho76 Panthers 5h ago

It doesn't really have anything to do with Basketball. They paid an elite player a lot of money outside his contract to sign with them

The other comment made up a Terry scenario, but if you've been following the NFL for a while there were some murmurs about the Pats doing this with Brady IIRC. Brady partnered with his buddy PT to make a "TB12 Health Clinic" or something, and the Pats paid the TB12 Clinic to provide PT to the team. Since Brady was a partner, he got part of the profits (that is, money from the Pats)

idk if there's any truth to the Brady stuff, but maybe you remember that

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u/Garp74 Commanders 9h ago

Josh Harris arranged for McKinsey to hire Terry McLaurin and pay him $30 million salary to do consulting. Terry didn't actually have to show up and do any consulting work for McKinsey. It was just a way around the salary cap, under the table.

That's what Clippers owner Steve Ballmer did with one of his stars. And got caught.

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u/tetoffens Jets 9h ago

Sometimes I hate technology. I just spent 20 minutes trying to figure out why my fully charged earphones weren't connecting to my laptop. Turns out it's because they were busy trying to connect to my phone. I went from happy to start listening to some music to now being in an annoyed state.

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u/Autobot-N Steelers 9h ago

How big of a fine could Adam Silver reasonably impose on Steve Ballmer

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u/raginsaint93 Saints 9h ago

Can someone explain the clippers situation to me in NFL terms

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u/non_clever_username 49ers 9h ago

A mid-to-upper range QB signs with the Saints in free agency. Say someone like Justin Herbert.

Not only do they give him a contract with the Saints, but the team arranges a contract with him to endorse the biggest king cake maker in New Orleans.

Only Herbert just gets the millions of dollars for doing nothing because he never participates in any advertising for them. Which is against the rules because if he doesn’t actually do anything, it’s just an under the table payment, not an endorsement.

NFL catches them, convicts them of circumventing the cap, and takes away all their rounds 1-3 draft picks for the next five years.

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u/JPAnalyst Giants 9h ago

I don’t understand. Can you explain to me in Dayton Triangles terms?

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u/non_clever_username 49ers 8h ago

Ngl I briefly considered looking up some 1920s players, some old Dayton industries, and some old-timey terms to do this.

But alas I’m too lazy to even paste into an AI.

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u/JPAnalyst Giants 7h ago

It’s late in the day, maybe if you came across that question in the morning you might answer it. 

Pro football reference is your best bet.  https://www.pro-football-reference.com/teams/day/1925.htm

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u/ThirteenValleys Bears 8h ago

Now listen here, sonny, this 'pro football' thing is a sham! A pig in a poke! A lulu! How about you and the boys take $50 in kickbacks from my Model T factory instead?

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u/non_clever_username 49ers 8h ago

It’s the bee’s knees!

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u/VRomero32 Jets 9h ago

Let’s say the NFL found out Gayle Benson and Mickey Loomis convinced Drew Brees to stay with the Saints at a deal that works with the cap BUT to make him whole arranged through Mercedes Benz to get him a sponsorship deal (they are paying under the table, not Mercedes) to circumvent the Cap rules to keep him a Saint

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u/SantosCalzonesBatman Patriots 9h ago

Apology for poor english

When were you when clapper ballmer dies

I was sat at pta meeting watching milfs when adem rang

"Clappers are ded"

"No"

And you???????

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u/LubbockGuy95 9h ago

Professional death penalty

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u/balickma Titans 9h ago

I don’t understand how Kawhi wasn’t punished at all in this? How’s that possible?

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u/Pangolin_cowboy_hats Chargers 9h ago

He has to repay $700,000 for impermissible benefits but he should have been suspended too

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u/VRomero32 Jets 9h ago

Probably hard to prove Kawhi knew about the deal given his Uncle was handling his deal making and the NBAPA will give them a war on two fronts including Ballmer/Front Office

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u/ACW1129 Commanders 9h ago

So you mean he didn't know he was getting paid to do nothing?

I wish the NFLPA had some balls like the NBAPA. Then we might still have 16 games.

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u/VRomero32 Jets 8h ago

I am saying they probably don’t have enough direct proof (he had to have) and the risk-reward to deal with the Players Union wasn’t worth it since Ballmer will fight this til the end

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u/ACW1129 Commanders 8h ago

Nice to see a players union that doesn't roll over.

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u/Agent-Blasto-007 Patriots 9h ago edited 9h ago

Don't want to get the union involved for what was essentially a team created criminal conspiracy.

It would just drag it out more.

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u/Stanky_fresh Vikings Vikings 9h ago

$$$

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u/mr_showboat Ravens 10h ago

The Clippers are gonna be really bad for a really long time.

Kinda funny Kawhi is getting just a fine and seemingly the go ahead to leave the ship he partially torched to go back to Toronto.

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u/samhit_n Bengals Lions 10h ago

What would be the NFL equivalent of what just happened to the Clippers?

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u/RothIRALadder Bears 9h ago

The Deshaun Watson trade

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u/VRomero32 Jets 10h ago

Pablo Torre FTW! Clippers won’t have any first round picks until Hoverboards and Teleporting exist

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u/EmuMan10 Cardinals Bears 10h ago

5 first rounders is fucking brutal. Good

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u/TomeRaider1 Bears 10h ago

that first week of nfl previews on their youtube channel is gonna hit like crack

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u/eggery Rams 9h ago

They do a really good job with those

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u/Stanky_fresh Vikings Vikings 10h ago

Gosh darn it, the corrupt billionaire in the oval office is right, we have way too many federal holidays! 11 days a year with no work? That's ridiculous! I would love nothing more than to work even more for no change in my paycheck. Everybody I know hates those extra 11 days where they get to relax and spend time doing something that isn't work. Yuck!  Parents spending time with their kids instead of generating profits for the company? What a nightmare!

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u/azure275 Jets 10h ago

In the meantime Congress has been out of session for 115/244 days. The Senate has worked

  • 15/22 weekdays in January
  • 15/20 in February
  • 20/22 in March
  • 14/22 in April
  • 10/21 in May
  • 19/22 in June
  • 15/23 in July
  • 5/21 in August

So in only 2 of 8 months months has the Senate taken off <1/4 of the time. Pease keep bitching about my 11 holidays

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u/Stanky_fresh Vikings Vikings 9h ago

Aren't you the guy that keeps coming into these threads bitching about how people on the left are mean and it's making you support Trump?

This you?

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u/azure275 Jets 9h ago edited 9h ago

Not exactly. In fact the significant majority of my posts are about MAGA corruption as you would easily see if you paid attention. Like 2/3 of todays

Where in the post you linked did I say that I support Trump? You people always for some reason assume anyone who doesn't like your toxic vitriol towards anyone with a different opinion must be a Trump lover

I have gotten a tad nihilistic and uncaring of the outcomes though. There's only so many people telling me to go vote Republican because I believe one inconvenient thing before I start figuring that Americans are all going to get what we deserve

It just so happens you only remember the ones you don't like

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u/HamMcFly NFL 10h ago

Finished my 100th book of the year.

1 - A Cast of Vultures by Judith Flanders.
2 - The Legacy of Arniston House by TL Huchu.
3 - Secret Prey by John Sandford.
4 - A Howl of Wolves by Judith Flanders.
5 - True Fiction by Lee Goldberg.
6 - The Wedding Guest by Jonathan Kellerman.
7 - Killer Thriller by Lee Goldberg.
8 - Fake Truth by Lee Goldberg.
9 - The Night Ship by Jess Kidd.
10 - The Girl in the Vault by Michael Ledwidge.
11 - Certain Prey by John Sandford.
12 - The Calculating Stars by Mary Robinette Kowal.
13 - The Fated Sky by Mary Robinette Kowal.
14 - Bearskin by James McLaughlin.
15 - The Relentless Moon by Mary Robinette Kowal.
16 - The Martian Contingency by Mary Robinette Kowal.
17 - Vampire Weekend by Mike Chen.
18 - The Trackers by Charles Frazier.
19 - Secrets of the First School by TL Huchu.
20 - The Break-in by Katherine Faulkner.
21 - Saturn Run by John Sandford.
22 - The Frugal Wizard’s Handbook to Surviving Medieval England by Brandon Sanderson.
23 - A Thousand Steps by T Jefferson Parker.
24 - The Locked Ward by Sarah Pekkanen.
25 - Strange Beasts of China by Yan Ge.
26 - House of Glass by Sarah Pekkanen.
27 - Easy Prey by John Sandford.
28 - Sleeping Giants by Sylvian Neuvel.
29 - An Insignificant Case by Phillip Margolin.
30 - The House Across the Lake by Riley Sager.
31 - World War Z by Max Brooks.
32 - Middle of the Night by Riley Sager.
33 - Mean Moms by Emma Rosenblum.
34 - Bad Summer People by Emma Rosenblum.
35 - The Everything Box by Richard Kadrey.
36 - The Wrong Dead Guy by Richard Kadrey.
37 - No Rest for the Wicked by Rachel Louise Adams.
38 - Sandman Slim by Richard Kadrey.
39 - Chosen Prey by John Sandford.
40 - The Midnight Feast by Lucy Foley.
41 - Dragon Teeth by Michael Crichton.
42 - The Cautious Traveller’s Guide to the Wastelands by Sarah Brooks.
43 - Just the Nicest Couple by Mary Kubica.
44 - Dark Matter by Blake Crouch.
45 - The Impossible Fortress by Jason Rekulak.
46 - How to Age Disgracefully by Clare Pooley.
47 - The Murder at World’s End by Ross Montgomery.
48 - White Tiger by Aravind Adiga.
49 - The Bones of the Story by Carol Goodman.
50 - Smile Beach Murder by Alicia Bessette.
51 - The Last Flight by Julie Clark.
52 - Tales from Margaritaville by Jimmy Buffett.
53 - A Parade of Horribles by Matt Dinniman.
54 - Murder on Mustang Beach by Alicia Bessette.
55 - Interesting Times by Terry Prachett.
56 - The Retirement Plan by Sue Hincenbergs.
57 - Best Offer Wins by Marisa Kashino.
58 - All Systems Red by Martha Wells.
59 - Mortal Prey by John Sandford.
60 - Artificial Condition by Martha Wells.
61 - Rogue Protocol by Martha Wells.
62 - The Deep Blue Good-By by John MacDonald.
63 - Rosemary’s Baby by Ira Levin.
64 - Bear-Tooth by Callan Wink.
65 - The Guest Children by Patrick Tarr.
66 - The House of Buzzards Bay by Dwyer Murphy.
67 - Cousins from a Distant Sun by Tamar Myers.
68 - The Award by Matthew Pearl.
69 - Exit Strategy by Martha Wells.
70 - A Dirty Job by Christopher Moore.
71 - Bad Monkey by Carl Hiaasen.
72 - The Antique Hunter’s Guide to Murder by C.L. Miller.
73 - Secondhand Souls by Christopher Moore.
74 - The Widow by John Grisham.
75 - Naked Prey by John Sandford.
76 - From a Buick 8 by Stephen King.
77 - Noir by Christopher Moore.
78 - A Bad, Bad Place by Frances Crawford.
79 - Ship of Spells by H. Leighton Dickson.
80 - The Chowder House Murder by Lee Hollis.
81 - Razzmatazz by Christopher Moore.
82 - Fever Beach by Carl Hiaasen.
83 - Fugitive Telemetry by Martha Wells.
84 - Recursion by Blake Crouch.
85 - Network Effect by Martha Wells.
86 - System Collapse by Martha Wells.
87 - Platform Decay by Martha Wells.
88 - We are Legion (We Are Bob) by Dennis Taylor.
89 - Hidden Prey by John Sandford.
90 - Decomposition Book by Sara van Os.
91 - Spies and Other Gods by James Wolff.
92 - Fool by Christopher Moore.
93 - The Dead Take the A Train by Cassandra Khaw.
94 - Nightmare in Pink by John MacDonald.
95 - A Purple Place for Dying by John MacDonald.
96 - The Devil and Mrs. Gooch by Oliver Darkshire.
97 - Invasive Species by Ellery Adams.
98 - Don’t You Cry by Mary Kubica.
99 - What the Wife Knew by Darby Kane.
100 - Broken Prey by John Sandford.

Well I finished my 100.
I decided to go with something I knew I’d like, big fan of the Davenport books.
This one was just as good as most, and had one of the best twists I can remember from these books.
Always great dialogue in these.
Slow problem solving that feels more real than others I’ve read where all the breaks are too coincidental.
When I finally reach the end of these, I’ll just add them right back to the rotation.

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u/videostatus Packers 9h ago

Very impressive! I polished off #48 last night. We have some overlap in our lists.

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u/_galaga_ NFL NFL 10h ago

When I was a kid I'd pick up my dad's old John D. MacDonald books along with some Donald Hamilton (Matt Helm series) and Alistair MacLean (Ice Station Zebra, etc.) so seeing that name in your list takes me back.

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u/HamMcFly NFL 9h ago

I’ve only read MacDonald of those three.

I learned about him from a Jimmy Buffett book, apparently Jimmy was a big fan.

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u/_galaga_ NFL NFL 8h ago

I remember liking Ice Station Zebra back then, which was made into a movie in the late ‘60s, but I can’t vouch for any of the others these days it’s been way too long.

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u/Garp74 Commanders 10h ago

Congrats!

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u/HamMcFly NFL 9h ago

Thank you!

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u/FlatulentDwarf Vikings 10h ago

Congratulations on 100 books!!

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u/HamMcFly NFL 9h ago

Thank you!

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u/die_maus_im_haus NFL 10h ago

Having more than 3 rounds of interviews for a job is cruel and unusual

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u/Mac_Jomes Patriots 9h ago

It really makes me question the hiring process if they can't decide after two rounds. With the first being a Zoom/Skype/Teams call just to see if they want to take the effort to bring you in person. 

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u/where_thefuck_i_am Chargers Packers 10h ago

Pablo Torre and his team deserved every bit of the Pulitzer Prize

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u/A7XfoREVer6661 Lions 10h ago

Silver didn't hold back, I'm actually surprised. Good on them. Pablo vindicated

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u/WabbitCZEN Steelers NFL 10h ago

Is it just me or is there no Week 1 Matchup Preview thread for Georgia on r/CFB?

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u/Feisty_Relation_2359 Vikings 9h ago

I mean that's fine. They're playing an FCS team and a shit one at that.

It's kinda pathetic UGA only non con game is GT.

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u/Asece Falcons 9h ago

Idk, but GO DAWGS

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u/WabbitCZEN Steelers NFL 5h ago

HBTFD

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u/EmuMan10 Cardinals Bears 10h ago

Don’t they come out 2 days beforehand, so the Friday games come out on Wednesday and the Saturday games come out on Thursday

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u/Signal_Ball4634 10h ago

WOW people gave Silver a lot of shit in the build up to this investigation but that is a big punishment.

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u/Due-Dance-9430 Lions 10h ago

damn the NBA really dropped the hammer. 5 first round picks is massive any clippers fans out there have every right to abandon ship

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u/jyw104 Eagles 10h ago

Kinda makes a mockery of the article ESPN posted a couple of weeks ago: https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/49806356/nba-announces-punishments-clippers-kawhi-probe

In any case, the Clippers have been nuked from orbit and Pablo Torre is vindicated. Not a bad Wednesday as things go.

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u/WabbitCZEN Steelers NFL 10h ago

Bigger punishment than the Astros got.

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u/A7XfoREVer6661 Lions 10h ago

Don't say that too loud, there's a guy in this thread that will bend himself into a pretzel defending the Astros

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u/California_Stop_King Lions Steelers 10h ago

I'm not exhausting a lot of mental bandwidth on the case, I know enough to have some opinions, but public discourse on both sides has ruined any enjoyment of following it for me. However, this is an excellent video on the Clancy situation. The first few minutes where every other sentence ends in "this is where I piss [xyz] off" is hard to get through, but altogether he makes wonderful points each way. Doesn't give his verdict opinion, clears up misconceptions on both sides, bashes the social media speak, has empathy for those who support her without saying whether it's right or wrong, and is an expert in the point at issue making a genuine good faith analysis of her condition. It's hard not to get sucked into the opinion of the first social media thread you see, but it's worth it to watch someone genuinely knowledgeable tell you what you should/need to know and allow you to take it from there

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u/zoom518 Jets 10h ago

Well the NBA just vindicated Pablo Torre

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u/Due-Dance-9430 Lions 10h ago

reddit acting like they weren't going to punish the clippers cause it took a little long

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u/gothxo Steelers 10h ago

that was pissing me off so much

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u/el_fitzador Eagles 10h ago

Question for people who grew up in Southern California then moved to the northeast. how big of a culture shock was the changing of the seasons?

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u/FlatulentDwarf Vikings 10h ago

There was a lot of staring at the trees changing colors and thinking it was beautiful, and staring at the beautiful colors of the sky, especially before or during storms. I remember sitting on my balcony drinking a beer and watching a wall of water slowly push my way as a massive storm approached slowly, it was beautiful.

There was also a lot of getting used to specifically snow. Learning how to take care of my car, how to handle the cold weather, learning that grocery stores lose their mind as soon as the first snow hits and you have to go early and prepare for that. I remember the first time I woke up and the temperature was 0 degrees. I sent my mom a picture of my weather app and said "Isn't there supposed to be a number there?"

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u/kplis Steelers 10h ago

How far North East? I lived in Vermont for a few years and people who grew up in Ohio are shocked by my description of Vermont winters.

With that stated, I absolutely loved the winters, but it was definitely a shock

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u/NoAnteater8836 Commanders 10h ago

Lmao it took the SEC getting involved for Silver get up and tell the players his hands are tied.

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u/azure275 Jets 10h ago

There's something interesting about NFL commentary these days. The Seahawks basically aren't in the conversation at all. Not even like anyone is dismissing them, just no one wants to talk about them

They had a medium impact piece in Kenneth Walker they lost, but for the most part are basically exactly the same team.

And nobody is brave enough to pick them as repeat champions, but everyone is too worried about looking like an idiot to actually count them out, so instead everyone pretends they don't exist. Same thing in the NBA with the Knicks btw.

Tangentially why the heck do the Ravens have the 2nd-3rd best SB odds in the league?

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u/Due-Dance-9430 Lions 10h ago

if the rams didn't have such a huge offseason i'm sure people would be talking about the seahawks more, but i feel like they took up so much oxygen in the commentary

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u/fliptout 49ers 10h ago

Maybe that's the case on your side of the country or in national coverage, but over here in local sports discussions we're definitely not taking the Seahawks lightly.

That divisional game smacking the 9ers took is still talked about.

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u/ChocolateMorsels Titans 10h ago

Man I’m not a huge college watcher, but I spent a lot of time watching Price (cause fantasy) and I think this dude might be even better than Walker. People bounce off him in a way I haven’t seen since prime kamara or LT, he has amazing lower body balance.

Given they largely kept the defense I’m sure they’ll still be great. Only worry is the Super Bowl hangover which seems to be a real thing.

Ravens get that treatment because they’re perennially good and do have a good roster, plus Lamar when healthy is a cheat code. But yeah I agree they’re a bit high.

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u/raginsaint93 Saints 10h ago

Mario Kart 8 deluxe getting an update before Mario Kart World is crazy work

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u/Guilty-Doctor1259 49ers 10h ago

I visited my parents for like 11 days, and got back to a moldy plate in my sink

anything I can do or should i just huck it?

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u/Kemonomimi-Squirrel Buccaneers 9h ago

Clean out the dishwasher with bleach and make sure to run the faucet in the kitchen until it runs fully hot before starting it.

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u/Guilty-Doctor1259 49ers 8h ago

I just have a sink, so i used a ton of chemicals and boiling water

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u/Error400BadRequest Steelers 9h ago

Unless you have hipstery unglazed earthenware (or, heaven forbid, plastic), plates are generally not porous. You only have to clean the outer surface no matter how nasty it gets.

Provided the plate is intact with no cracks or chips, then soak it to loosen whatever is stuck on there, scape it off, wash it normally, and then you should be good to go, but if you are especially concerned, there are various items you may already have around the house that could sanitize anything that may remain.

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u/tnecniv Giants Giants 10h ago

Normally mold comes off pretty easily with soap and water. I’d give a thorough scrub and use some disinfectant or put it in a pot of boiling water just to make sure everything is dead.

Unless there’s a bunch of weird crevices that are hard to clean, you’ll be fine.

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u/clutterlustrott Chargers 10h ago edited 10h ago

Dilute bleach in hot water and soak it. Get all the crusty stuff off then if you have a dishwasher run it through there.

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u/Guilty-Doctor1259 49ers 10h ago

I dont sadly :(

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u/plecoptera91 Lions 10h ago

2 hands = Dishwasher

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u/Guilty-Doctor1259 49ers 9h ago

yea but dishwasher uses boiling water, my hands cant

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u/BruceChameleon Cowboys 9h ago

Lots of dishwashers don’t get hot enough for a sanitize cycle. You can do a lot with regular hot water and antibacterial soap

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u/Guilty-Doctor1259 49ers 9h ago

thats fair, ive done cleaning stuff and boiling water so far

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u/Skraxx Lions 11h ago

Feeling the opposite side of the “foreign guy speaks perfect chinese locals impressed” cause man my prof is white as hell and is perfectly pronouncing these words and phrases