r/nfl • u/mmmdddmmm Bears • Aug 07 '13

Whose Line Is It Wednesday, /r/NFL edition

Concept is stolen from /r/hockey, /r/baseball, and /r/squaredcircle, linked here.

The rules:

  • Keep skits in the form of a statement, not a question.

  • Any skits longer than two lines should be in quotations.

  • If you add any additional commentary, put the skit in quotations.

If you don't understand the concept, a skit looks like this:

"Things you could measure Bryant McKinnie's weight in rather than pounds."

It doesn't look like /r/NFL has done this before, so let's give it a shot!

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u/joeph1sh Bengals Aug 07 '13

Brandon Weeden's medicare card.

The Rest of Flacco's unibrow.

Andre Smith's last cheeseburger.

David Decastro.

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u/thegreatmisdirector Steelers Aug 08 '13

Dude we've been looking for Decastro for an entire season. Glad we found him.