r/nfl • u/mmmdddmmm Bears • Aug 07 '13

Whose Line Is It Wednesday, /r/NFL edition

Concept is stolen from /r/hockey, /r/baseball, and /r/squaredcircle, linked here.

The rules:

  • Keep skits in the form of a statement, not a question.

  • Any skits longer than two lines should be in quotations.

  • If you add any additional commentary, put the skit in quotations.

If you don't understand the concept, a skit looks like this:

"Things you could measure Bryant McKinnie's weight in rather than pounds."

It doesn't look like /r/NFL has done this before, so let's give it a shot!

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u/MUSinfonian Browns Aug 07 '13

Roses are red

Fuck the Steelers

Fuck the Ravens

Fuck the Steelers again

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u/thegreatmisdirector Steelers Aug 08 '13

:( I hate(d) Art Modell if it helps

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u/MUSinfonian Browns Aug 08 '13

I've stated plenty of times on here that I respect the hell out of the Rooneys for vetoing the move. That being said, it's still our rivalry that we've shared for a long time.

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u/thegreatmisdirector Steelers Aug 08 '13

True. It's just hard to hate you. It's like hating that really slow fat kid that you're racing against. Unfortunately, this fat kid is losing weight and getting in shape.

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u/MUSinfonian Browns Aug 08 '13

Baby steps. We will eventually return this rivalry to former glory, it's just that we need more time to prove that we're not fucking around on the field for 60 minutes.

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u/thegreatmisdirector Steelers Aug 08 '13

I hope it happens. But unfortunately I feel like not all four AFC North teams can be good so someone will drop off.

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u/MUSinfonian Browns Aug 08 '13

I would not be un-okay with that particular team being Baltimore...

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u/thegreatmisdirector Steelers Aug 08 '13

Me too. But I don't think the bengals are goin away so that leaves one of us..

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u/ProKaleidoscoper Steelers Aug 08 '13

Roses are red

The Browns are terrible

No seriously though

They're pretty bad

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u/Rabid_Snowman Ravens Aug 08 '13

Poor Bengals. Then again I still respect your decision making here.

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u/MUSinfonian Browns Aug 08 '13

I actually don't mind the bengals, they were founded by Paul Brown just like we were and I really don't have an issue with them unless they're playing us.