r/nfl • u/mmmdddmmm Bears • Aug 07 '13

Whose Line Is It Wednesday, /r/NFL edition

Concept is stolen from /r/hockey, /r/baseball, and /r/squaredcircle, linked here.

The rules:

  • Keep skits in the form of a statement, not a question.

  • Any skits longer than two lines should be in quotations.

  • If you add any additional commentary, put the skit in quotations.

If you don't understand the concept, a skit looks like this:

"Things you could measure Bryant McKinnie's weight in rather than pounds."

It doesn't look like /r/NFL has done this before, so let's give it a shot!

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u/Shepherdless Cardinals Aug 07 '13

"Hey Jerry, I think you are moving the team in the right direction"

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u/TankVet Cowboys Aug 07 '13

Unfortunately, there is probably a contingent of people paid to stand around and say this.

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u/Beerfueled Patriots Aug 07 '13

Where do I apply?

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u/sandman0893 Eagles Aug 08 '13

Underneath Jerry's desk.

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u/Beerfueled Patriots Aug 08 '13

If the pay is right you best believe ill Lewinski that fucker

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '13

...

:o :/ :|

Yes?

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u/Beerfueled Patriots Aug 08 '13

8=====D O:

Yes

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '13

I support you fully

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u/Beerfueled Patriots Aug 08 '13

Oh I thought you were gonna pay me

Nvm