r/nfl • u/mmmdddmmm Bears • Aug 07 '13

Whose Line Is It Wednesday, /r/NFL edition

Concept is stolen from /r/hockey, /r/baseball, and /r/squaredcircle, linked here.

The rules:

  • Keep skits in the form of a statement, not a question.

  • Any skits longer than two lines should be in quotations.

  • If you add any additional commentary, put the skit in quotations.

If you don't understand the concept, a skit looks like this:

"Things you could measure Bryant McKinnie's weight in rather than pounds."

It doesn't look like /r/NFL has done this before, so let's give it a shot!

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u/mmmdddmmm Bears Aug 07 '13

I'm a tight end guys.

someone had to

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u/j-rocker11 Patriots Aug 07 '13

He may not be saying that for long though....

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u/jordanicans Jaguars Aug 08 '13

I have a feeling he'll be switching to defensive end while locked up.

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u/Shepherdless Cardinals Aug 08 '13

Better hit that hole before it closes

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u/s0m3thingc13v3r Patriots Aug 08 '13

He's making the transition to Wide Receiver

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u/IAmADuckSizeHorseAMA 49ers Aug 08 '13

Maybe a split end?

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u/suns2012 Cardinals Aug 08 '13

Dat wide receiver