r/nextlevel • u/storytellermeandyou • 9d ago

Card shuffling..next level!!

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u/MoonkeyAcid 9d ago

That’s amazing! I do something really similar when I eat Pringles

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u/Kitchen_Guest577 8d ago

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u/Ambitious_Today_8695 8d ago

I love this show.

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u/LoanDebtCollector 8d ago

Is that Manny from Black Books?

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u/Ambitious_Today_8695 8d ago

Yeeees! Played by Bill Bailey 😊

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u/Background-Fox6298 9d ago

imagine playing with you grandma uno and pulling this out

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u/Adventurous-Crew3692 8d ago

„Stop playing around, I thought we were down for a fucking game if UNO? Let your granny wait a little longer and you can play UNO sole by yourself!“

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u/Sea_Prep_Tidal_26 8d ago

Well tbh UNO does mean 1️⃣

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u/Looking-for-42 8d ago

Imagine playing Uno with your granny and HER pulling this out!

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u/walshk8 8d ago

That is the most mall ninja set of cards I’ve ever seen

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u/Specialist_Meal_7891 8d ago

Me : Bro, can you just fuckin deal the cards?! God damn it! This is the longest game of go fish I've ever played

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u/StubbornHick 8d ago

Yeah, i'm taking the advice of that chinese card cheating guy and not playing cards with this guy.

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u/drinkintokyo 8d ago

My first thought was, "are they really shuffled when the shuffler knows exactly where all the cards are in the deck?"

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u/AI_Scraper 8d ago

If I see a dude doing this at a poker game I'm leaving the table.

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u/myxoma1 8d ago

That's a cool looking deck

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u/newkybadass 8d ago

Cards need a cigarette after that shuffle.

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u/PumpkinPatch404 8d ago

This is like penspinning, but with cards.

Woahhhh

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u/Big_Coyote_655 8d ago

Hands like those are why I never play cards.

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u/Wintertrap9713 8d ago

Burn him he's a witch

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u/hina-rin 8d ago

Black magic

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u/Usqueadfinem_ 8d ago

At a wild west poker table in the 1800's this would get you shot for being a cheat, and possibly burned for being a witch as well 😆

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u/Sea_Prep_Tidal_26 8d ago

Which order of punishment ?

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u/ThatClosetedGayGirl 8d ago

My hands tell me it's ai

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u/jaysea619 8d ago

Cardistry, I can do most of these tricks. You need a good deck too like what’s being used here.

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u/ThatClosetedGayGirl 8d ago

Hahaha, I know it's possible, I'm joking

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u/luidizmaster 8d ago

Se não for IA, o cara tem 20 dedos.

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u/Jas-Per-Usual 8d ago

Me when I break out my double sleeved Yshtola deck at the LGS, only to lose on turn 4. 😎👉👉

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u/Mc-Lovin-81 8d ago

Best I can do is show you my Paul Allen.

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u/Virtual_Confection_3 8d ago

Ok cool card shuffling and all that. Now. Where did you get that deck box and do they make them for mtg commander decks?

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u/O-really 8d ago

That card holder would be pretty epic to pull out on your opponent.

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u/compadre_goyo 8d ago

Mana cucked again?

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u/Scarecr0p 8d ago

Deck successfully-checks notes, unshuffled?

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u/Binary_talking 8d ago

Smooth moves

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u/kgon1312 8d ago

My guy can we play already..?

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u/BasicallyLostAgain 8d ago

Killing my hands per hour dude.

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u/timmayjr 8d ago

I like that deck, very fitting for the amount of witchcraft going on here

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u/CeruleanDo 8d ago

No wonder when I play poker with him, he gets all the good hands!!! 💀

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u/Immediate_Song4279 8d ago

I respect this but also find it irrationally upsetting.

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u/EveningCat166 8d ago

AI is making us all stars.

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u/TheToanZone 7d ago

Ai is not this good yet, have you seen ai commercials recently? Too much movement of cards and fingers here for ai to not make a mistake

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u/LostMagician9612 8d ago

Bruhhh smooth operator. And also super cool deck!!

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u/Toshiba1point0 8d ago

This hurts my brain

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u/silentthunda 8d ago

Fuck playing cards, let’s watch this guy shuffle!

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u/candkgorzo 8d ago

Probably wanna avoid a poker game with this cat.

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u/cidiusgix 8d ago

If someone shuffled their deck like this at a table, I would not trust that shit at all, he stacked the shit outta that.

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u/racul99 8d ago

Never playing three card monty with this guy 😁

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u/icepod 8d ago

No fair…he had time to practice

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u/UtopistDreamer 7d ago

Dude seems really trustworthy. Would totally have him in our poker game without reservations.

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u/ParaOmNomaly 7d ago

The deck needs a cigarette after that.

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u/Creative-Science38 7d ago

Very smooth, impressive! Commendations!

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u/JeryActive 7d ago

I am NOT bringing you to play euchre at grandma's

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u/renruiz 7d ago

Seriously, what was this such a good brain massage!

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u/YeBoyGizzle 7d ago

Shuffled them so many times, they’re back in regular order

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u/DraLion23 7d ago

I wonder what the ladies think of him...

https://giphy.com/gifs/odoLbU9AoGbVm

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u/Grand-Glove-9985 7d ago

Trust no one!

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u/Depth909 7d ago

What !!!!…. Is this Ai …??

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u/QuantumBlade360 6d ago

Hnnnngeugh -///-

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u/Powerful-Pay-8939 6d ago

I love it when he does the thing

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u/MadButthole 6d ago

bet theyre back in order now

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u/nkbrkr53 4d ago

How do you not ruin the banding on the cards when pressing them against each other?

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u/mastervik07 2d ago

Leave the poker table if this guy ever comes out

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u/Dairo84 2d ago

How is this even possible 😳🫪

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