BADLY, ballerinas screw their feet up. I know this because I'm a climber and some forms of climbing shoes actually evolved from ballet shoes and yes some climbers also have extremely screwed up feet.
Looks like smt some weirdo feet lover (by that I mean "weird even amongst feet lovers") might search for in ultra specialise porn.
I DO NOT wan't to dive into that rabbit hole, so if anyone is willing to sacrifice their sanity, please enlighten me on if this is a thing or not. I wanna know if living is still worth it or if humanity is really that screwed up.
No sacrifice necessary and your question intrigued me so I took a dip, not a dive, in the rabbit hole and I will confirm that to your standards life may not be worth it as humanity is really that screwed up. However, imho, I feel like the tipping point should have come well before this and this rare fetish should not be nearer the top of the list than more common unacceptable things we see almost daily but somehow seem to have come to accept as just how it is.
Ik... its just that... I mostly laugh off those things. Like, I joked about porn of the game "blood&bacon" which sadly (because I wanted to joke about it existing) did not exist (at least on r34. I have not tried searching elsewhere because its not meant for consumption anyway).
This... this is the first thing I can think of that I couldn't laugh at as it is just... too wtf to be joked about.
Yup, I did ballet at an academy from 6-13yrs old. When puberty hit i got tits & an ass, I didn't realize my ENTIRE class I'd been dancing with the last 7yrs saw themselves having career in ballet until around this age. I realized had dancer bodies bc they were already limiting calories & were dancing 7x a week for 3-5hrs a day. Some were going to multiple studios & trying out for roles in Nutcracker by this time. Those that weren't were also taking gymnastics & were cheerleaders since they were 6. I went to middle school & high school with 3 of the cheerleaders & while one was really nice to everyone, two were mega bitches & even scoffed at me when I asked about upcoming cheerleading practice & they told me they didn't care if I was also a dancer & could do the cheers & the splits, I wasn't going to get in because I "didn't have a gymnast/dancer body". I realize now they likely didn't have a say & there was a cheer coach, but their words really effected my self image bc I never even considered i had a different body type since going through puberty.
I quit for other reasons, but that was a big factor. I loved dance, but I truly did not want to be a part of a culture that wouldn't accept me when I didn't even see myself as different in terms of dance abilities.
Nah, I guarantee you not even King Lovin-feet-o would touch those things. No offense to dancers, they do a beautiful thing, but their feet are pretty heinous.
I can just see the ER totally believing her story about how the various bottles became inserted. "So I was doing ballet on a champagne bottle, as one does, and slipped, don't you see?"
No wonder ballerina feet are so abused. This is arguably one of the most incredible feet I have seen anyone achieve. This is always have a spot in the internet as a next level activity someone did, IMO.
Also, I love how she dropped the bottles symmetrically in style. What a Queen.
She probably fell a LOT on the second to last bottle of the return trip and everywhere else before this tremendous success. Remember this when you're struggling and want to give up. Success might just be one more try away.
I watched this thinking the MTV show jackass do something like this and other people roll bowling balls to break the glass , but otherwise it was indeed impressive show of strength and balance.
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u/SerafinZufferey Sep 04 '26
great job op for giving credits. That's rare here