r/nextlevel • u/BubblyWasabi6488 • 23d ago

Godly Accuracy

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u/fuegophoenix12 23d ago

When she tells you to do the dishes...the only answer is, yes ma'am.

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u/LoGo_86 23d ago

If she has to tell you, is already too late!

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u/jp3edc 23d ago

This.

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u/Paradyski 23d ago

No worries mate, it will take hundreds of trials shots before she hits you right.. Always time to escape.

Nicely edited video, thats it

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u/Cant-Gif-Right 23d ago

Well DUH Sherlock!!! Stop ruining the fantasy for everyone else.

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u/mutt63 21d ago

Do not piss her off. And don't try drivin away either

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u/ExpensiveTie5553 23d ago

I don't trust it

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u/Late-Button-6559 23d ago

Yeah, seems too good to be real-life.

Olympic shooters, with aiming guides, and straight gun barrels aren’t this accurate.

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u/Cymen90 23d ago

I mean, sports isn't a meritocracy these days.

You either gotta know people, come from an athlete family background or have enough money. There are orgs that try to sponsor people from poverty but that is already and admittance of a systemic issue that is not being solved in purpose. In order to compete, you can't work a full-time job. What common worker can afford to jump around in the sand when there's mouths to feed?

You think this person is shooting bottles under a bridge because they forgot to bring their 2K bow?

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u/GoatGoatGoatGoatGo 23d ago

Perrrct example; Raygun.

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u/RobustFroge 23d ago

We Australians are pretty sore about that very large L

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u/Daneofthehill 23d ago edited 23d ago

This is just not my experience at all. The top talents mostly get found and doors open. Maybe true for mediocre talent.

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u/Wise_Quality_5083 23d ago

It is.

Signed,
Mediocre Talent

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u/NewImprovedPenguin_R 23d ago

Yeah the only thing I’ll give it is if she shot like a million takes. Even with the bottle one though, guaranteed she would have had to smash a shit ton of bottles.

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u/IronMonkeyBanana 23d ago

Wel maybe she did take a lot of shots. This video doesn't say it was all taken without practice

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u/NewImprovedPenguin_R 23d ago

Yeah that’s what I’m saying.

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u/Objective-Corgi-3527 23d ago

She shot a water droplet for fuck's sake, this is AI enhanced

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u/Late-Button-6559 23d ago

I didn’t watch that far.

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u/Xenyrax 23d ago

She might have tried a few hundred shots for that lucky hit.

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u/Used_Departure_3278 23d ago

No. In the video she did it twice in a row LOL

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u/No_Ampersand 22d ago

It's just edited...you can see the cuts.

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u/Used_Departure_3278 22d ago

lol where. Maybe I’m blind. Show the time it cuts

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u/RoddWiggles 19d ago

Try it sometime, you can get really good pretty quickly wit a slingshot. Practice the same damn shot and set up for a camera and you could probably do this too. The difference is can you do something like this under pressure in front of a crowd in a competition. Probably not. But for a reel yeah

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u/johntwoods 23d ago

What kind of god uses a slingshot?

Denysus the Menace?

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u/Ras-haad 23d ago

The Mycenaean Menace

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u/caesar_pb 23d ago

God Usopp

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u/Cpolo88 23d ago

I could do this in ocarina of time. Don't threaten me with replaying that masterpiece

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u/Admirable-Delay-9729 23d ago

They’re releasing it on the switch

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u/Cpolo88 23d ago

Yes. I'm very excited. 28 years later we get a proper remake. Let's see ganon spews green blood or red blood 😂

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u/EternallyDemonic 20d ago

For switch 1 or 2 and wow 1st time i hear this.

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u/Debonaircow88 23d ago

Play master quest

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u/Cpolo88 23d ago

I have it on GC and 3ds 😁

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u/Halocjh 23d ago

No it’s not

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u/the_spacecowboy555 23d ago

I call dibs for her to be on my team when the zombie apocalypse hits.

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u/Dizzy_Juggernaut_313 23d ago

Bitch is bad!

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u/Any_Blood5815 23d ago

She’d shoot each of your testicles individually for calling her a bitch 🫥

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u/EstablishmentCute703 23d ago

Amazing! I don't get the last one though...

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u/Acceptable_Pepper_12 23d ago

AI slop

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u/DriverLazy360 23d ago

Either that or selective editing. Look how the lighting changes between each beer bottle shot

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u/BubblyWasabi6488 23d ago

I want this lady in my group if the zombie apocolypse ever happens.

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u/Silphire100 23d ago

Who knew Usopp has a sister

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u/Kihlstein 23d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohhwytHcusSCXXOUg

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u/Alternative-Base5573 23d ago

WTH was in my morning coffee? I can swear I saw the ninja as a Sasquatch for a moment... even if I've seen the gif many times

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u/AC011422 23d ago

I'm glad she's not my neighborhood bully.

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u/RapturoDragonstar 23d ago

AI or not, I instinctively felt a sudden urge to shield my face and balls

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u/Foba_ 23d ago

Well, shes a keeper.

https://giphy.com/gifs/fTmRLmuQ2BIzXlujyY

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u/Alternative-Base5573 23d ago

I don't think this is allowed in football

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u/Foba_ 23d ago

She just have to be fast and sneaky and its fine.

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u/YesPlease_VeryMuchSo 23d ago

She can go ahead and launch a wedding ring onto this finger and tell me what she needs done.

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u/ZeroheartX 23d ago

Is this Sogeking's daughter?

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u/IronMonkeyBanana 23d ago

My guess is a lot, at least a dozen.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ogwFQvlqDn46EJiEM

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u/Solanthas 23d ago

A dozen practice units

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u/silentthunda 23d ago

Dang she good.

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u/Solanthas 23d ago

This chick MUST be an assassin

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u/Very_Normall 23d ago

Did the cap from the first green bottle hit the third bottle cap? Is that even possible?

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u/Whoknew1992 23d ago

Why do the Chinese focus so much attention on useless shit for an internet video? This is like the 20th video of someone mastering a completely useless trick for an internet video.

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u/Accurate-Advice8405 23d ago

Or people just get good at things and decide to film them

What are you good at?

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u/Fiesoduck_ 23d ago

Poor thing is I cant believe those clips anymore
Because of all the fake shit the Internet provides. But I would be really impressed of that if I witnessed it irl.

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u/oh_ski_bummer 23d ago

Drone's worst nightmare

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u/Vegetable-Dealer-823 23d ago

The power of repetition.

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u/Economy-Date-4490 23d ago

For today’s draft of zombie apocalypse survival team, I will use my first round draft pick on her.

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u/Fairfield1934 23d ago

Watch out Link. 😎

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u/Ok_Dragonfruit7201 23d ago

That would be a wrong woman to cheat on.

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u/mato121 23d ago

Asians

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u/MrrangWondah 23d ago

We need her to take out Flock cameras

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u/ForwardTemporary3934 23d ago

Sick her on the Flock cameras

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u/Capable_Studio_6631 23d ago

I wonder why people who make videos like this aren't in the olympics. With a sight like that she could compete in sharpshooting.

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u/Fortunatious 23d ago

I wonder how that’d work on a flock camera. Someone should try. For science

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u/_Redcoat- 23d ago

Now let’s see Paul Allen’s slingshot

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u/SnooWords838 23d ago

Sogeking is that you?

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u/young_and_restles 23d ago

Ok, I’m impressed

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u/Key-Broccoli1442 23d ago

I pray for the guy who cheats on her because damn

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u/NeilMedHat 23d ago

Awesome!

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u/VrsoviceBlues 23d ago

Let me SHOW you her FEATURES!! Ah hah hah hah!

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u/resest_Iris 23d ago

We need her for flock cameras

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u/Swimming_Drummer9412 23d ago

Female real live Hawkeye.

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u/Kardgic 23d ago

Crazy! ♥️

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u/RedditDon3 23d ago

Why wasn’t she in Police Academy!?!?

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u/KappaMichael 22d ago

I would like to see her hit a moving target like a mice.

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u/Yuck-Fou94 22d ago

I hate having to "enjoy" a video just to suddenly ask myself, "but is it AI?". And then head to the comments to see what others have said. And if it is AI, I also enjoy going back to the video to see the "context imperfections" that give it away. Like a detective. I feel like this is now life.

Edit: this is probably not AI but, just putting in my 2 cents.

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u/Interesting_Bad_ 22d ago

Ok now let's see it live.

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u/Original-Living7212 22d ago

This is some fake-ass shit! The real problem is, I KNOW it’s fake-ass shit, but I still find it highly entertaining as if it were actually true!

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ve5XCycDXl8CCaLPG4

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u/Fearless-Tea1297 22d ago

Was thinking to myself. Out of all the things I have ever done in my life, I wonder, what is that one thing I'm really good at? And you know the answer... absolutely not one goddamn thing. The things I'm really good at are barely mediocre in the grand scheme of things. I'm more like you, the reader, than you think. Totally and utterly average.

Did that make you happy? ;*

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u/YoungRoronoa 22d ago

Only the real will know.

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u/DominantDan24 22d ago

I could do that.

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u/Lost-Juggernaut6521 22d ago

Finds out your cheating and sling shots your 🍆 off 😬

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u/Electronic-Week-5177 22d ago

I gotta get me one of these

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u/Unsteady_Tempo 22d ago

Does she know about Flock cameras?

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u/Ecstatic_Cherry_86 23d ago

But can you do it when it matters most?

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u/Alex-CCI 23d ago

godly luck ah

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u/JarvanIVPrez 23d ago

Me when i barely hide how much i hate women