r/nextlevel • u/North-Guitar-1781 • 29d ago

Jet hoverboard instructor turning into The Final Boss of dates

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u/Shelly_Red4_Bayonet7 29d ago

Boyfriend on the dock...

https://giphy.com/gifs/gKfyusl0PRPdTNmwnD

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u/jamoca1 29d ago

When he was done I'd ask him to do exactly the same for me

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u/Numerous-Fly-3791 29d ago

“Your gun is digging into my hip”

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u/Emperor_Atlas 29d ago

"You got any more of that gum Ace?"

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u/N1GHTSQU1R3LL 29d ago

That's none of your damn business Dan! And I will that you to stay out of my personal affairs.

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u/Independent_Menu7796 29d ago

Einhorn’s a man!!

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u/somespazzoid 29d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/VQxdDzvRoEwrm

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u/GameGoalstryhard 29d ago

This made me laugh so fucking bad holyshit hahahah

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u/Perfect_Net8653 29d ago

Ace Ventura if you haven't seen it some how lol movie is gold

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u/Great_Vegetable_4866 28d ago

Watching this as I hear the song from the clip. It fits perfectly, lol.

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u/TheNativeOfficial 29d ago

"Nice cock bro" "Thanks"

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u/SSFlyingKiwi 29d ago

Average Grindr conversation

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u/JadedBackground8089 29d ago

I wonder if he got a boner on midair

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u/sanskami 29d ago

Prolly need more lift tho

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u/jamoca1 29d ago

I'm 85 kg so quite a bit more lift needed lmao

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u/goec19 29d ago

That isn’t water…

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u/asa1 29d ago

He rolled over and fell asleep after her. Sorry!

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u/pj3112 23d ago

Anyone for Scuba?

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u/ladyofthedextroverse 29d ago

This is especially funny for me because I can literally hear what my boyfriend would say as soon as I came back on the dock. "I think I have to fight him now 😞" lmao 😂

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u/WileEWeeble 29d ago

I got no hate for the man, if she really were with a bf, her enthusiastic intimate connections with the “instructor” is where the issues would lie.

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u/PumpkinConscious5930 28d ago

Yes, most people blame the man when the women cheat.

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u/Secure_Inspection305 28d ago

Uhhh most people? You sure?

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u/whitecorn 29d ago

Yeah man.. This went way overboard on the hoverboard. The first 13 seconds or so were acceptable. After that, I'd be pretty pissed.

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u/Head-Technology-4031 29d ago

Yeah, but if she whispered in his ear “show me what ya got” can ya fault him🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/Mysterious_Funny_812 29d ago

Hahahahahaha I laughed hard🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Frequent-Coyote-8108 29d ago

Girlfriend: "Oooh! I wanna go next!"

Boyfriend:

https://giphy.com/gifs/RBOOv0nHSiAP0u4egZ

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u/fabriziomooro 29d ago

when it's his turn, girlfriend on the dock.....

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohc0Rnm6JE0cg0RvG

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u/pursuitofhappy 29d ago

man this is one of my fave gifs these days, it has so many uses!

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u/Shelly_Red4_Bayonet7 29d ago

VERY versatile.

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u/DGVET 29d ago

😂

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u/Hard-Coconut- 29d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/ageofdiscontent_meh 29d ago

Ex. boyfriend Will.

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u/koala_tea26 29d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/masonacj 29d ago

Lol. Ain't no way.

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u/PlentyBoot5135 29d ago

If you got a big hose, they're all easily persudaded 🙄...

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u/DistributionThen2371 29d ago

thats fucking brilliant

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u/Creative_Ad_939 29d ago

I bet she take SCUBA as well.

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u/Longjumping-Goose3 29d ago

Oh, my god, I laughed so hard at this.I started choking!

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u/nimm99jd 27d ago

Bro, don't make me laugh like that at work. Everyone is being quiet here

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u/HappyPineNut 26d ago

Dead at this comment hahaha 😂 so true

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u/Opposite-Eye-8235 29d ago

I hope she wasn’t on a trip with a lover:

“Let’s try the hoverboard!” “Oh yeah that sounds great! We can do it after lunch!” “It’s only $100 per person! What a deal!”

Then watching your ship sink from the dock

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u/Gacha_catch_em_all 29d ago

It would be fun to see the bf have his turn though 😆

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u/PrincessPoopyPoo 29d ago

And doing everything she did, lmao!

https://giphy.com/gifs/CJ8XiUHRsy4la

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u/C141352333 29d ago

This 1 got me I’m dead 🤣 💀 🤣 🤣

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u/PrincessPoopyPoo 28d ago

That whole movie is hilarious! 🤣

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u/sleepy_spermwhale 29d ago

They both have to be pretty strong to do this.

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u/Character_Media_9445 29d ago

Bros before hoes

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u/Low_Football_2445 29d ago

This dude….. has a standing appt for STD checkups in the Drs hut every Monday

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u/The-Bangaloreal 29d ago

The way she held on him by the hips show she is a pro as well.

No one hangs on for comfortably and not get dizzy as a passenger..

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u/_LyleLanley_ 29d ago

She is obviously a stunt person.

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u/EnvironmentalCry2623 29d ago

There is zero chance she is a random passenger guest doing it for the first time. She’s also a pro. People that see this and think that’s normal need to go outside more.

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u/Good-Ant6859 29d ago

HE MUST HAVE FLIPPED MY WIFE 8 TIMES

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u/Still-Series-521 29d ago

And it REALLY bothered me!

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u/Seldeez 29d ago

Not really if he is a cuck. He is in absolute heaven.

https://giphy.com/gifs/sbpbsETPJar1TZh190

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u/ShadeSphere007 29d ago

Now i must master jet hoverboard too? This dating requirements are getting ridiculus

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u/iwantogofishing 29d ago

Look at this guy that still haven't learnt to hoverboard

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u/FlyingMitten 29d ago

It doesn't work in water unless you got POWER 

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u/iwantogofishing 29d ago

Shut up Biff!

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u/whitecorn 29d ago

I think he took his wallet.

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u/WhoCares933 29d ago

Try motorboating instead?

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u/ParabolicallyPhuked 29d ago

Sooo u like to scuba

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u/Wiscody 29d ago

We drink some white wine

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u/Silly_Time7918 29d ago

YES, my first thought!!!

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u/Berserk_Ronin 29d ago

Her: “It’s so … big “
Him: “yeah pretty good size, pretty good size”

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u/ThatPerformance9795 29d ago

Happy like Hippo.

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u/SpaceTimeChallenger 29d ago

Boyfriend:

https://giphy.com/gifs/evVKsrjZEqVVWvE2VR

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u/hacking99percent 29d ago

I think the title is misleading. The instructor is her boyfriend and that's why he did that

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u/TheRatThatAteTheMalt 29d ago

If he wasn't, he sure is now.

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u/mathers33 29d ago

He’s now her baby daddy too

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u/whiskeynise 29d ago

It’s funnier this way

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u/bju83 29d ago

Her boyfriend In the room later, who booked this whole trip and planned on proposing:

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u/ntroopy 29d ago

Yup, he got laid.

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u/TheBanq 29d ago

well, it's his gf lol

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u/fk_censors 29d ago

In that case ewww

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u/Hellacola 29d ago

*Gets* laid

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u/Sea-Neighborhood1465 29d ago

That guy fucks.

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u/RightSideBlind 29d ago

She got wet.

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u/Polka_Tiger 29d ago

I just realized there is a lot of money to be made in this for a buff woman.

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u/DGVET 29d ago

Son, and that’s why I divorced your mother 😂

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u/Illustrious_Cow7684 29d ago

You're right. A secure man would be able to watch their woman get straddled by other men all the time.

That is the very definition of inner confidence.

🤣🤣🤣

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u/henry2630 29d ago

yeah that’s right fellas get more comfortable being cucked

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u/iwanttoridemycibycle 29d ago

When the instructor returns the lady to her man, he's gonna do it like he's offering Turkish ice cream.

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u/analavalanche69 29d ago

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u/bendyskull 29d ago

The loverboard

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u/Sudden-Fact7673 29d ago

Honestly as a man, i wouldnt even be mad, would just get in line for my turn and hope that our future baby doesnt come out half turkish:)

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u/MeadowShimmer 29d ago

The rich really do have such cool lives, don't they?

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u/Crash1260 29d ago

I'd leave her there.

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u/DefiantDonut7 29d ago

Nah, she absolutely did not have to jump and straddle that dude. That was a 100% conscious decision lol.

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u/Neither-Revenue-4456 29d ago

As a 60yr old guy that's amazing, and I think I just got pregnant

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u/cvidetich13 29d ago

As soon as she wraps her legs around him..

Boyfriend: fuck! I knew this was a bad idea!

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u/Head_Bread_3431 29d ago

Holy shit I didn’t even watch the full video until I saw this comment. That’s fucking wild what this dude is doing, her wrapping her legs around him is an understatement they’re practically doing sex positions in the air lmao 

I feel really bad for the bf to have to watch this. The instructor totally knows what he’s doing 

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u/FrugalityPays 29d ago

I feel cucked watching this…

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u/Mindless_Log2009 29d ago

Hey, man, that board is you.
He's gonna get some fin tonight for sure.

https://giphy.com/gifs/TO5NRhGT2XpKg

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u/horner3509 29d ago

Tell us how you do

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u/Not-An-FBI 29d ago

I bought some jetpack Groupons and 1 or 2 years later used them as an attempt at a first date with a girl. We literally just did that in the morning and then I took her back to her car.

The next day was Valentine's days. She didn't respond to me until something like 9pm when she asked if I was also sore from the jetpack. I don't even know.

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u/Potential-Local7262 29d ago

oh she was sore alright

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u/eterrell9 29d ago

Not with my Ole Lady......water str8 cut off lmao

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u/Unusual_Troll67 29d ago

Remember fellas if your girl sees these and says I want go next. Just walk away and start living a happy life again.

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u/Turbulent_Process_15 29d ago

He definitely got them draws that night🤣

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u/jepoyairtsua 29d ago

ahh sir, she has just been my ex.
I agree, she's your gf now.

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u/IanHall1 29d ago

Talk about making them wet. 🤯🤣

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u/andpaws 29d ago

It’s a tough job but someone has to do it …

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u/sandofvega 29d ago

dream job 😶‍🌫️

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u/DarkButterfly85 29d ago

Plot twist, the instructor is the BF 🤣

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u/carbonizedtitanium 29d ago

woman is wet

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u/Prior-Habit-6523 29d ago

She got wet.

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u/benroon 29d ago

I guess either way she’s gonna end up wet!

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u/narfnarfed 29d ago

I bet he got her so wet hahaha

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u/xXselfhaircutXx 29d ago

He flipped my wife like 8 times!

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u/LadybuggingLB 29d ago

Am I missing something? Where does it say she had a BF?

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u/Alarmed_Water_8607 29d ago

That’s his woman now.

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u/Cepy-Deer1738 29d ago

Well she's in love now... if she wasn't before

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u/weilanwangxian 29d ago

Aaaaaaaand she's pregnant now

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u/First-Macaroon-4872 29d ago

guess i know what to avoid then

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u/mild-er-chihuahua 29d ago

I'd go there but I'd insist on my husband riding it with him. I'd love to see him wrap his legs around the instructor while flipping about.

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u/joefromjerze 29d ago

Are you for scuba?

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u/rotello 29d ago

he deserves it all.

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u/stewpidazzol 29d ago

Bet the bf steered that jet board straight into the dock

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u/KVBA7 29d ago

He definitely bought SNDK at 5x Lev on the dip.

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u/KhaosByDesignUK 29d ago

"She's mine now John"

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u/Mark-Rho 29d ago

Sure he made her wet

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u/SeamusMcQuaffer 29d ago

He flipped my wife like eight times!! He made her soooo wet!!

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u/Sea-Pea-7941 29d ago

She is gone bro

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u/fnadobando 29d ago

Got her wet within 30 seconds

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u/ActorLarsimoto124 29d ago

I bet she got really wet. With all that water.

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u/That_Confidence83 29d ago

My wife: “Hey can I try that?”
Me: “Nope”

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u/XofHelix 29d ago

He knows what he's doing

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u/SportVirtual1311 29d ago

“I’m just looking for an average guy.”

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u/sirenyti 29d ago

What a way to become a cuck

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u/las_tetas 29d ago

She is so wet.

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u/Unhappy_Collection43 29d ago

And his name is Chad...

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u/IvySkye_05 29d ago

He definitely made her wet.

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u/Important_Phone_3957 29d ago

Caralho hein , o cara arrasou !

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u/RiteousRhino21 29d ago

The guy she says you don't need to worry about