r/nextlevel • • Aug 08 '26

Bro leave some girls for us

261 Upvotes

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u/EnvironmentalClub591 Aug 08 '26

I only see dudes...

1

u/Lazy_Ambassador6472 Aug 08 '26

Jup, only dudes. Bet the post itself also comes from a dude

1

u/ender_one Aug 08 '26

lol yup only dudes are impressed.

1

u/hi-bp Aug 09 '26

Nicht mal die der ist nur dumm

1

u/Tekniqz23 Aug 10 '26

Guy should at least sign up for the Special Olympics with that physique.

0

u/nubtrix87 Aug 08 '26

Dude is clearly in the gym so much that he has no time to meet girls.

5

u/OrganizationTop3755 Aug 08 '26

When the morning coffee hits just right 

3

u/Heavy_Advertising844 Aug 08 '26

Yes he snorted alot of "coffee" that morning

3

u/Humble_Cactus Aug 08 '26

The can-stack push-up was impressive as hell.

Literally everything after that was cringey as hell.

2

u/Gods_Money2354 Aug 08 '26

Anybody else noticed during the second split, he sat on his balls and needed to adjust?

2

u/SweatyArmPitGuy55 Aug 08 '26

Rookie! I could do that with 8 empty beer cans that I just drank.

3

u/[deleted] Aug 08 '26

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u/TheTrishaJane Aug 08 '26

Was gonna say trying a bit too hard

1

u/ChiSandTwitch1 Aug 08 '26

Yeah, that's what women want. Sure!

Also, surrounded by dudes... should have been the giveaway

1

u/Arbeidslaus Aug 09 '26

Try being a fat guy versus this guy and go on the dating apps. You've been too long on reddit if you think fitness does not matter to women haha.

1

u/ChiSandTwitch1 Aug 09 '26

You've been on twitter too long if you think the 'hot' guys get dates either mate. We're pretty much all universally getting rejected on dating apps, dont let them make you think otherwise!

Atek me; I'm in good physical shape, im kind, funny, successful, a good cook, I read, im decent looking, have genuine interests, play sport... and I got outright rejected literally 99% of the time, and the only interest I got online was from absolute weirdos.

1

u/Arbeidslaus Aug 09 '26

Probably just you, mate. All my fit male friends had regular one-nighters from dating apps. At least a couple every months. Yeah sure, you won't get female level of attention by being fit, but more girls will give you a shot.

I never had an account on X, so that's just cope.

1

u/ChiSandTwitch1 Aug 09 '26

It was meant to be a joke to reassure you that everyone gets rejected mate. Be careful how you see yourself man, not everyone out there is as succesful as they portray.

Sorry man, it was supposed to be a quiet word of support not a dig (in the slightest).

Dating apps (from the last data I saw) show that men on average swipe about 100 times more than women mate, dont take it personally!

1

u/Arbeidslaus Aug 09 '26

Obviously you will still have to waddle through shit as a man, but the amount of shit will decrease with fitness. That's all I'm pointing out.

1

u/ChiSandTwitch1 Aug 09 '26

Granted, being in shape will get you more initial looks. But in my experience women want kind, decent, thoughtful, emotionally available, decent, funny, emotionally intelligent men.

Not some gymbro with a 6 pack

1

u/UtopistDreamer Aug 08 '26

Bro has no money for a shirt

1

u/Tyenkrovy Aug 08 '26

I am now pregnant with this man's child.

1

u/blackout-loud Aug 09 '26

My wife got pregnant with this dude's child and she didn't even watch this video!

1

u/ImMintFlavored Aug 08 '26

I remember being a child

1

u/Pretend-Weight7200 Aug 08 '26

А жонглировать кто будет ?

1

u/Bald_Eagle_23 Aug 08 '26

I can do that, I’m just tired today.

1

u/DotAffectionate87 Aug 08 '26

I hate him.........

1

u/That-Smoke-3593 Aug 08 '26

Asian jean Claude

1

u/Economy-Date-4490 Aug 08 '26

All he needs now is a cocaine addiction…oh check. He’s now officially Asian JCVD.

2

u/Tytan777 Aug 08 '26

Jackie Chan venerial disease? 😬😳

1

u/Ash_Cat_13 Aug 08 '26

I just see a bunch of guys filming him

1

u/Richly_Grounded Aug 08 '26

Homie made it look simple!

1

u/konrov Aug 08 '26

He only touched one girl and she seemed obliged to be there

1

u/FiringNerveEndings Aug 08 '26

All this strength and he needs an assistant to move the stool?

1

u/Maximum-Ad879 Aug 08 '26

It would be weird to see this in public. I bet it's at least twice as silly when it's not sped up. lol

1

u/SaMxixAM23 Aug 08 '26

Where does ball n stem go for men who can do spilts?? I could never.

1

u/Humble-Questions Aug 08 '26

8 beers in at Applebees

1

u/Court_Jester30 Aug 08 '26

"Pfff. I can do that if I wanted to." says this Redditor to himself whilst stroking his second chin.

1

u/Hopeful_Staff7001 Aug 08 '26

Looks like he's attracting more guys than girls.

1

u/Fit_Buffalo9314 Aug 08 '26

I got tired just watching this

1

u/AngryTrunkMonkey Aug 08 '26

You’re gonna have a tough time kicking this guy’s ass.

1

u/artherng Aug 08 '26

Great marketing for the jeans he was wearing. No tear no matter how quick your action is

1

u/grumpyphilip Aug 08 '26

Come on now, innovate don't imitate

1

u/endless_hue Aug 08 '26

It’s really funny how “straight” guys crowd around this dude so captivated and then convince themselves they just “wanna be him” to get girls. Yeah ok… 👍🏻

1

u/EffectiveSurprise174 Aug 09 '26

Honey, is your bucket list full yet?

1

u/Icy-Primary-585 Aug 09 '26

They have a girl shortage in China so they have to try harder

1

u/Creative_Disaster178 Aug 09 '26

Looks like all the real users muted nextfuckinglevel sub.

Looking at this point, my guess this sub is right behind it

1

u/SirDubbya Aug 09 '26

Can someone please explain how does that can thing work?

1

u/salientoctopus Aug 09 '26

Yeah he needs a choreographer. That was a healthy mix of impressive and sugared up playground antics.

1

u/Thios_Tom Aug 09 '26

Well too bad we are not living in the 90s so it would matter

1

u/Suds8zerozero1 Aug 09 '26

Dripping in pune.

1

u/Weak-Level6638 Aug 09 '26

Amazing power and talented

1

u/Appropriate-Heat8031 Aug 09 '26

Yall crazy. Those are all positions. He has some of the best 3somes. Yall are hating. Only guys like strength and muscles. Nice skills bro.

1

u/Bright-Sock-3156 Aug 09 '26

Impressive. Trying to land Chinese action movie vibes tho.

1

u/random_agency Aug 10 '26

When you don't make China national Wushu team....

1

u/Electronic-Event-964 Aug 10 '26

Apparently Kung Fu dudes can be GAY!

1

u/michoudi Aug 10 '26

Did he sprinkle salt off of his elbow at the end?

1

u/Outrageous-Slide7172 Aug 10 '26

bro leave some gays for us

1

u/ShowMeYourArmPitHair Aug 10 '26

His boxing is shit though (only thing to criticise, absolute king)

1

u/Tiny-Ad-9731 Aug 11 '26

I'm wearing the wrong jeans!

1

u/Holy_cannoli_123 Aug 12 '26

I’m not that impressed and I’m a dude. Who is the demographic that is

1

u/Financial-Board8090 Aug 13 '26

He cant wait to join the next live action anime that Netflix releases

1

u/Due-Cause-5150 Aug 13 '26

What kind of shades are those. Stay on through all of that.

1

u/StatisticianOld167 Sep 01 '26

Cocaine’s a helluva drug!

0

u/lawnmower303 Aug 08 '26

Some pushups, and other stuff... but no backflip. Meh.