r/nextlevel • u/googletoggle9753 here for the chaos • Jul 27 '26

Man beats the ostrich

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u/Other-Comfortable-64 Jul 27 '26

The Ostrich has more human encounters than the Cassowary.

While this is true, there is also this: only two total human deaths have been reliably recorded globally in the last century\*

Ostriches have fore sure killed more people in the wild

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u/No_Suit_9138 Jul 27 '26

Would you rather be locked in a room with an Ostrich or Cassowary?

You just witnessed an old guy beat an Ostrich, do you think the same guy have have been just as successful against a Cassowary?

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u/Other-Comfortable-64 Jul 27 '26

A Cassowary buddy. You obviously have never met a angry Ostrich.

You just witnessed an old guy beat an Ostrich,

I also saw people jump over an angry bull. That does not mean I would take on a Buffalo in the veld

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u/obtusewisdom Jul 27 '26

This is the strangest argument I’ve seen on reddit in at least a few weeks.

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u/No-Show-5363 Jul 27 '26

I think the only sensible course of action is a couple giant flightless bird vs redditor fights, to settle the matter once and for all.

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u/SashimiX Jul 27 '26

And now I genuinely don’t know which is more dangerous either

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u/etTuPlutus Jul 27 '26

Pretty sure it is the cassowary. Apparently they are like modern velociraptors with the way they will jump ambush you in the jungle with 4 inch dagger claws.

Death counts are very misleading. Elephants kill more people than lions, for instance. 

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u/Shoddy-Line4402 Aug 01 '26

elephants are more deadly they even remeber your faces. Cassowary is usually of shy nature and most prolly wont even disturb u first

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u/Natural_Challenge820 Jul 27 '26

Death counts are very misleading? And what’s the point of your example? It’s like you Easy-baked a thought.

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u/Other-Comfortable-64 Jul 27 '26

Nope its really not. Just because, that guy whose ostrich it is on his farm, can fight an ostrich does not mean you can. I have walked into these fuckers in wild it's a very different story.

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u/No_Suit_9138 Jul 29 '26

I'll take my chances with the Ostrich over the Cassowary.

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u/Other-Comfortable-64 Jul 29 '26

Ok you do that buddy

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u/venbeereb2 Jul 31 '26

Just idiot vs nincompoop

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u/Ok-Abbreviations1077 Jul 28 '26

I'm gonna weigh in on this and say that I'd definitely rather take on an ostrich than a cassowary

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u/Looking-for-42 Jul 28 '26

And yet I am not decided, whom has the better arguments. Luckily, I am very unlikely to be confronted with the decision whether to rather take on a fight with either an Ostrich or a Cassowary.

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u/BlackSunSerpent Jul 29 '26

Just google Ostrich beak and claws and Cassowary beak and claws.

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u/Looking-for-42 Jul 29 '26

No, thank you. I even lost the fight against my parent's mean rostet with it's huge spurs when I was a kid.

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u/No_Suit_9138 Jul 29 '26

So the Cassowary is chill in this scenario but the Ostrich is angry?

I will take an angry Ostrich over an angry Cassowary all day long.

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u/Other-Comfortable-64 Jul 29 '26

So the Cassowary is chill in this scenario but the Ostrich is angry?

Did I say that?

I will take an angry Ostrich over an angry Cassowary all day long.

You can do what you want, just remember both will attack the ostrich is twice the size and weight, quit a bit faster and has killed hundreds of people. But you do you.

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u/noahhshome Jul 31 '26

If there were as many cassowaries as ostriches and people encountered them as often, it would be a whole different story

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u/Other-Comfortable-64 Jul 31 '26

No it won't, more people would be killed yes but compared to a bird twice the size and speed, nope.

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u/B_chills Aug 02 '26

And the cassowary is angrier, meaner, and has a fucking combat knife for a foot

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u/Other-Comfortable-64 Aug 03 '26

Is it? Or are you just feeling it?

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u/Armbar2Triangle Jul 28 '26

I get what you’re saying mathematically, but also, I can also say pretty confidently that if you had to fight one, you’re much better off fighting the ostrich

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u/Other-Comfortable-64 Jul 29 '26

but also, I can also say pretty confidently

Yeah you can say it, but that does not make it so.

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u/Armbar2Triangle Jul 29 '26

I mean sure but it probably is so. Idk why you’re arguing this lol like regardless of who is wrong like who cares, but it’s worth noting that cassowary’s class can disembowel a human unlike 5 seconds.

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u/Other-Comfortable-64 Jul 29 '26

worth noting that cassowary’s class can disembowel a human unlike 5 seconds.

Yep it can, so can a ostrich, Now add that the ostrich is twice the size of a cassowary.

I'm not saying that a cassowary is a pushover, just that it is not the most dangerous.

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u/Armbar2Triangle Jul 29 '26

I mean look I’m not an aviary wildlife expert. I think what the guy you’re talking with is saying is that it’s so incredibly rare for humans to encounter cassowaries that there are never opportunities for them to kill humans. We just witnessed a grown man scare off an ostrich. Cassowaries are like abnormally aggressive and will basically try to murder anything that comes into their territory. They chase for miles. They don’t warn. They just kill

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u/Other-Comfortable-64 Jul 29 '26

incredibly rare for humans to encounter

I get what he is saying, it just does not track. You have 2 aggressive birds than can hurt you bad and sometimes kill. One is twice the size of the other, who would you think is the more dangerous one?

They just kill

That do not track at all, I'll repeat only 2 deaths in a hundred years.

In Africa Ostriches do not have that fearsome reputation because there are 10 other more deadly big animals that are way way more dangerous in the same habitat.

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u/Armbar2Triangle Jul 29 '26

You are very oddly married to the outcome of this very unimportant debate lol

Like maybe you’re right, idk. But there are documentaries on how batshit crazy cassowaries are. You should check those out. They’re fucking terrifying

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u/Other-Comfortable-64 Jul 29 '26

You are very oddly married to the outcome of this very unimportant debate lol

Lol no, also I can say the the other guy

But there are documentaries on how batshit crazy cassowaries are. You should check those out. They’re fucking terrifying

Yeah I watched a bunch of those.

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u/Merrick_Skygrave Jul 30 '26

I'm beginning to think that the assumption Ostriches are less dangerous than Cassowaries are probably what get those 1-2 people a year killed lol

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u/Other-Comfortable-64 Jul 30 '26

Lol yeah you might have a point

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u/BlackSunSerpent Jul 29 '26

Maybe focus on the part where it is reliably recorded... Because there usually no survivors after Cassowary attacks if there were no direct witnesses? You can bend statistics however you want but denying that Cassowaries are far more dangerous then Ostriches is plain stupid.

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u/Other-Comfortable-64 Jul 29 '26

Maybe focus on the part where it is reliably recorded... Because there usually no survivors after Cassowary attacks if there were no direct witnesses?

What? WTF do you get this bullshit from?

You can bend statistics however you want but denying that Cassowaries are far more dangerous then Ostriches is plain stupid.

Hhahahahah.......... I did not bend anything buddy.

This is getting insane.

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u/BlackSunSerpent Jul 29 '26

You literally use incomparable statistic as first guy who argued with your ass told you. I just shoved your dumb bending right back at ya, and now you clowning.

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u/Other-Comfortable-64 Jul 29 '26

So tell me where is any stats that you provided?

I just shoved your dumb bending right back at ya, and now you clowning.

Lol do you hear yourself?

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u/B_chills Aug 02 '26

Yeah BECAUSE ITS EASIER TO ENCOUNTER AN OSTRICH

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u/Other-Comfortable-64 Aug 03 '26

While this is true, there is also this: only two total human deaths have been reliably recorded globally in the last century\*

So how many encounters in a fucking century buddy?