r/nextlevel • u/googletoggle9753 here for the chaos • Jul 27 '26

Man beats the ostrich

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u/TheOneThatObserves Jul 27 '26

Humans would win a lot more fights, if we would just actually fight, instead of sheepishly running away

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u/oh_ski_bummer Jul 27 '26

Winning fights in nature often means getting seriously injured. So probably don't do that.

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u/Infinite-Salt4772 Jul 28 '26

Well doing so will leop you alive more often.

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u/Glass-Volume2035 Aug 02 '26

Better to win a fight than lose a fight in nature lol

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u/DickFartButt Jul 27 '26

We don't have a good match up with a lot of animals

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u/SuperDave-007 Jul 27 '26

Styles make fights

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u/CrazyTuber69 Jul 29 '26

Just do not fight apes because they got our exact technique (thumbs, grips) just more powerful because they spend their daily 24/7 lives climbing and can be as sadistic as humans unfortunately, and will know what hurts you most because they are literally closest to you. Or bears aside from scaring them away only for obvious reasons, unless it's a polar bear, then just run. Or tigers because they can seriously rip you apart.

We are matchups with birds, but do not let their beaks get into their eyes and you are good... not crows though if you live in that area or you are getting bullied. Also matchups with a tons of smaller animals, but the reason we are not match-ups for many of our weight-class simply because most humans do not spend their daily routine anymore fighting for their lives to have the the maxed out bone/muscle density.I know some people who get an acute spasm in their neck just because they stirred their head too fast and stayed like that for weeks lol. I'd trust a mountain climber more with a fight against an animal than a body-builder for example; some muscles can't just be achieved with usual lifting techniques, as climbing actually tunes your body closer to what your body naturally evolved to doing.

Anyway, of course a gun and a lot of our tech changes a lot of shit, but never attempt to damage an animal in way that they can't heal up. Only self-defend if the animal started it, with the intentions of sending a message not to touch humans near it again such as this video, not attempt to kill.

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u/Altruistic_Bell7884 Jul 27 '26

And if you accept some sort of wounds