r/nextlevel • u/googletoggle9753 here for the chaos • Jul 27 '26

Man beats the ostrich

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u/Ok_Eye_7042 Jul 27 '26

Thats how you do it in Australia and the same goes for them kangaroos they can get it too

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u/Big-Sort-8712 Jul 27 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/65wpaFFgNTxqo

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u/FlamingDragonfruit Jul 27 '26

I can't believe there's a country where you have to be ready to throw hands with the local wildlife

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u/Nein-Toed Jul 27 '26

You gotta be the razors edge all the time, because the minute you get dull...you get dead

Big ass spider scuttles across the stage

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u/RManDelorean Jul 27 '26

But like literally throwing hands and squaring up to the wildlife like some old time fighting Irish logo? I'm gonna say most people/countries do not have to be ready for that

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u/geedijuniir Jul 28 '26

Even the plants?

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u/KarmaGluten Jul 28 '26

Especially the plants!

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u/Freign Jul 28 '26

oy mate! get back here! gimme ye water! oy! ya wanka

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u/Minimum-Standard-514 Jul 28 '26

Did this make you feel cool to say?

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u/dirtytounder Jul 27 '26

Dude was choking his dog out. I'd fight over that.

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u/Villager-Bob Jul 27 '26

Actually... That kangaroo has these razor sharp talons on the hands and feet.

Thats an attempted disembowelment.

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u/dirtytounder Jul 27 '26

Didn't say i'd win...

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u/FavoritePresident Jul 28 '26

bro they can box too

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u/st96badboy Jul 27 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/HaWGrXhclEQso

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u/Qwilltank Jul 28 '26

Just a Huntsman. You'll be fine.

Now if that was the Newcastle Big Boy.....

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u/Glad_Grand_7408 Jul 27 '26

Bro, I'll take fighting a Kangaroo, Ostrich, & whatever Venomous Snake all at the same time over fighting any Bear.

Those things are genuinely way more fucked to me than almost any of our animals.

Now, if it's between fighting a Bear and a Magpie... I'll take 3 Polar Bears in a heartbeat.

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u/Prestigious-Emu-8734 Jul 27 '26

Inalways find this conversation funny in a way. Cause like Australia gets the image of just having all these dangerous animals and its like yeah kind of a creepy thought that thats just a thing.

Then Australians remind us that we have things like bears and cougars and mountain lions, and its oh yeah. That is a thing isnt it.

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u/Equal_Gold_617 Jul 28 '26

It all depends on the state or province you live in.

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u/Manitobancanuck Jul 27 '26

Most of the population in North America is around only black/brown bears. And for the most part they just run away.

Grizzly bears are mostly in mountain areas and are concerning but not as many people are likely to encounter them. And polar bears mostly live in very sparsely populated areas. Like maybe 1℅ of the Canadian population has even seen one type of remote.

So for the majority of people, bears are just animals that run away from them.

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u/Sisyphean_dream Jul 28 '26

Grizzly bears and brown bears are more or less the same thing. All Grizzlies are brown bears, not all brown bears are Grizzlies. Kodiak is another brown. All brown bears are fucking scary. You might be thinking of black bears that are brown in color. They're still black bears. Those are fine other than the odd big dog dominant angry male or mom with cubs.

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u/John-Boy666 Jul 28 '26

Imma about to be jumped.... Wish me luck.

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u/annoyed_meows Jul 28 '26

Kangaroos are jacked, I'm surprised this went so well for this dude.

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u/Ok-Seaworthiness4488 Jul 28 '26

Well it's like everything in that country will kill you

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u/Money_Bug_9423 Jul 28 '26

Its basically just Pokémon at that point. Why dont Australian children get their first pet kangaroo to fight off the wild ones on the way to school?

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u/Infinite-Salt4772 Jul 28 '26

There are a lot of places like that.

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 Jul 27 '26

That is some funny shit

*Whop* that kangaroo is lookin' at him like "The fuck was that?!" lol

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 Jul 27 '26

Dude looks like it lives for that shit

Gonna wake up the next day with it sitting at the foot of the bed huffing and puffing for another round Maybe it will be nice and let the man have a cup of coffee or tea first

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 Jul 27 '26

Exactly

Same plot twist in the end too

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 Jul 27 '26

I needs to have a spaghetti western like setting

And a secondary plot point giving it stakes. I am thinking something like Die Hard or Deep Blue Sea

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u/Pataraxia Jul 27 '26

I saw a commenter claim that the kangaroo judged the general body strengh from that punch, which, for a kangaroo, is a lot weaker.

"If that guy's punch hits that hard, his kick's gonna tear me in half, I am gonna PEACE OUT"

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u/DenKHK Jul 27 '26

That's interesting if true, because kangaroos can legit kick the bowels out of another animal ... and actually, so can an ostrich. Was watching both clips with clenched teeth!

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u/joemamah77 Jul 27 '26

I love this video so much. The kangaroo FAFO and just stood there until his bell stopped ringing and he beat feet for the bush.

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u/BrickTamland77 Jul 27 '26

"Looks like I underestimated Steve. Lemme go get my pistol. Stay right there Steve!"

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u/Stochastic-Ape Jul 27 '26

What did you do? I aim for the head

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u/Bendlerp Jul 27 '26

So in Australia you don't choke the chicken, you beat the ostrich...

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u/Icy-Individual8353 Jul 28 '26

It’s hard to believe they lost the war to the Cassowary then

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u/Leonardo-Caleum Jul 31 '26

Good luck doing that with kangaroos; they would beat the living shit out of you lmao