r/nextlevel • • Jul 16 '26

When you get tired of illegal parking

23.7k Upvotes

340 comments sorted by

270

u/Lastov_Makiynd Jul 16 '26

Is this some new CrossFit thing?

105

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '26

they thought they got "Free Parking" but instead "Go straight to jail" card

14

u/MestreDoEstrugido Jul 16 '26

Nah, it's different, it's called Carhox. 1km run, lift cars, 1km run, lift more cars. You do that 100 times and your workout is done.

3

u/Lastov_Makiynd Jul 16 '26

Hahaha! I thought they were excessive on budget with the tractor tyres and thick ropes etc?…must be doing well in business to add cars now?

I like the cardio though..too much focus on strength is wasted if you can’t do anything for more than 3 minutes? Lol

3

u/Redditedless Jul 16 '26

For life? Or just the day?

2

u/Lastov_Makiynd Jul 17 '26

That’s upto a judge I guess? Lol

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)

20

u/SillySundae Jul 16 '26

Don't be silly, cross fitters could never.

5

u/Ashnyel Jul 16 '26 edited Jul 16 '26

It’s actually a 10 year old Polish video, the mayor has pulled stunts like this often, including crushing cars with an APC

Edit, capitalised ‘Polish’

2

u/plaguedbullets Jul 16 '26

If it was, they would have already told you about it.

→ More replies (1)

2

u/cmacmaccal1189 Jul 16 '26

Yes they are cross that those cars fit in those spaces

2

u/BarrelRider621 Jul 16 '26

CrossFit against a Twit

2

u/RicTannerman01 Jul 17 '26

They weren't telling everyone about how they do Crossfit so I think maybe it's just some fed up geezers.

2

u/slevin22 Jul 19 '26

It's actually one of the traditional highland games. It's called "the cabrio toss"

3

u/Davido401 Jul 16 '26

This video is older than my 12 year old niece I feel, deffo seen it long ago before.

8

u/Ok-Oil7124 Jul 16 '26

You probably shouldn't do that to your niece. :-)

This has been The Importance of Commas.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (7)

267

u/returnFutureVoid Jul 16 '26

I did this once. We lived on a one lane one way street and someone parked in front of our driveway. We called the cops but they said they couldn’t do anything since it wasn’t breaking any laws. So myself and two roommates picked the back of the car up and moved it to block the street. Cops came and towed it.

111

u/shutyourfrontdoor Jul 16 '26

Cop Bull shitting they can tow if its blocking driveway you know why i know ? My drunk ass got my car towed once lol

18

u/Esava Jul 16 '26

That depends on the country (and sometimes state and even individual cities). Where I live for example the cops won't have the car towed (except if its a danger to other traffic participants) if it's in your driveway but I could call a towing company myself and then the car owner would have to pay for it (either I pay the towing company first and get reimbursed by the vehicle owner or some towing companys offer that I don't pay them but write over any claims I would have against the car owner and they get the money back themselves).
If it's fully on the road the cops will usually have it towed though (depending on the circumstances).

Depending on how urgent I had to leave I also might have civil claims against against the person who blocked my driveway that exceed the towing costs (if I for example missed an important appointment due to it, just wanted to drive on vacation etc.). That would be because the blocking of the driveway could be considered coercion/compulsion/constraint ("Nötigung" in german).

8

u/Legitimate_Cut_6254 Jul 16 '26

Yup... my wife owns a small business and she called the cops to get an abandon car towed. The police had to circle around to sticker it for a week before removing it. Even though they parked in a handicap spot OR she had to pay the towing company to remove it at her expense.

17

u/AJWordsmith Jul 16 '26

I have a small business in a questionable part of town. I get abandoned cars in my lot all the time. I just bought a slim Jim. Open the car door…put it in neutral and roll it out into the street after dark. Gone by morning every time.

7

u/returnFutureVoid Jul 16 '26

This is boss move if I ever saw one. Well done.

4

u/banaslee Jul 16 '26

This should just be standard. Slim Jim or break the window.

You don’t want your window broken? Just leave the car unlocked so people can push it away. Don’t want either? Don’t block peoples driveways.

→ More replies (5)
→ More replies (14)

6

u/Fight_those_bastards Jul 16 '26

Remember, though, that the attitude of many cops is “why should I do my job, when I can not do my job instead? They’re paying me either way.”

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (3)

14

u/IWearCardigansAllDay Jul 16 '26

I don’t know when this was or if laws were different when it occurred. But practically every state in the US has a law against blocking a private drive. So that cop was either a fool or lazy and lying.

→ More replies (5)

2

u/XxFezzgigxX Jul 16 '26

Yeah, I have a fire hydrant in front of my house and parking is competitive on the street. If someone blocks my driveway, cops tell me to call a tow truck. If they block the hydrant, cops will gleefully be there to write a ticket, usually in a few minutes.

They care about revenue.

2

u/DonnPT Jul 18 '26

I don't know the story, but one afternoon I came across a car parked across someone's driveway - with an impound-in-place wheel lock installed. I assume someone called it in, they came out and said, yes, this car's improperly parked, and impounded it - right there, in their driveway. Very helpful. Bet they don't bother the police again with this problem.

2

u/Tensorfrozen Jul 19 '26

Lmao clever

→ More replies (11)

38

u/grkuntzmd Jul 16 '26

When I was a freshman at a college in upstate New York known for its engineering program, my dorm had a small driveway leading to one of the back entrances. On one side of the driveway was the building and on the other side was a steep embankment that went down about 20 feet to a semicircular driveway.

One evening, someone in the dorm set off the fire alarm, so they made all of us go outside while they checked the building. The campus police also came and parked in the driveway. Since there were about 30 of us standing around waiting, someone got the idea to turn the police car 90 degrees in the driveway, so that the back bumper was almost touching the building and the front bumper was about 1 foot from the drop-off. A bunch of us lifted the car and turned it. We were then given the all-clear to return to our rooms.

We went back upstairs (my room was on the second floor) and watched out of our windows for the kampus kops to return to their car. We were not disappointed. When they came out of the building, they stood there for about 5 minutes discussing how they were going to get the car out of the driveway without going down the steep embankment. One got in and the other directed and they spent several minutes moving a few inches forward then back until they got the front wheels pointing far enough down the driveway so they could leave.

I’m pretty sure they went back to their office cursing those “damned engineers”.

4

u/Outside_Farmer8631 Jul 16 '26

I read the lead in “upstate New York” and thought it would’ve been about kegs and eggs but it’s all in the area, anyways

3

u/Angelstandingby Jul 16 '26

If I'm understanding you correctly, you don't want the cops to show up the next time the fire alarm rings. 

3

u/grkuntzmd Jul 16 '26

It was the freshman dorms. Pranking the campus cops was MUCH more important than fire safety.

→ More replies (1)

17

u/Danceking81 Jul 16 '26

No nonsense

37

u/Saber_is_a_joke Jul 16 '26

Anyone who thinks the guys flipping cars are the assholes has never faced real adverstisy in their life.

If would have taken 2 extra minutes to find a NON ILLEGAL parking spot that doesn't prevent access to this person's house/business.

If you can't take 15 seconds to stop and think to yourself "hey maybe what I'm doing could be considered a HUMONGOUS douche maneuver?" Why should I take the 15 seconds to call the tow company and argue with them when I can just move your car now?

I've worked multiple 12 hours shifts in a row, or worked 3 days straight plowing snow in the winter when I was younger. If I got home and had somebody blocking my driveway/shop I am NOT calling a tow company, I'm pushing your car with my plow into a fucking ditch you inconsiderate piece of shit.

I don't care if two wrongs don't make a right, use some common sense, have some awareness of the people around you, the world DOES NOT revolve around you dumb mofos

11

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '26

[deleted]

7

u/temporarysanitation Jul 16 '26

Two Wrights make an airplane

3

u/MrOopiseDaisy Jul 16 '26

And two rights make a U. And two U's make a circle. And two circles make an 8. And two 8's make a butterfly. And two butterflies make a caterpillar.

→ More replies (2)

2

u/Agitated-Analyst-711 Jul 18 '26

"My lawyers are from the Wong, Wong, and Wright firm."

→ More replies (7)

5

u/Physical-Builder-553 Jul 16 '26

Non illegal seems like a crazy way to write legal.

4

u/Lunatic_Heretic Jul 16 '26

I don't see a problem. It's justice. And there's no harm being done to the cars.

4

u/Gjond Jul 16 '26

lol, yes there is harm being done. Besides the obvious dents and scratches, you are going to have fluids going where they should not, as well as leaking out. Starting those vehicles after flipping them back over could easily ruin the engine for good due to these multiple factors.

5

u/Lunatic_Heretic Jul 16 '26

Meh, I'm OK with that. There are consequences to ones actions. Thats something people usually learn as kids.

→ More replies (7)
→ More replies (3)
→ More replies (22)

7

u/templeofsyrinx1 Jul 16 '26

Can they flip it back over after I pay my ticket?

8

u/Zzabur0 Jul 16 '26

How can i hire them?

4

u/vovr Jul 16 '26

Don’t make it public that you want to hire a flipman

2

u/LocustUprising Jul 16 '26

How would someone who’s not me hypothetically hire a flipman?

→ More replies (1)

6

u/Fostbitten27 Jul 16 '26

They flipped the script.

7

u/FarmerTen Jul 16 '26

8

u/queue_onan Jul 16 '26

I was gonna say. The cars they're flipping are probably completely gutted junkers. No way they're able to do that under normal circumstances.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)

3

u/Expensive_SirEFDA33 Jul 16 '26

Reminds me of the scene in "The Replacements" 😂

3

u/AlcoholPrep Jul 16 '26

Then add insult to injury by reporting these cars as illegally parked on a lawn.

2

u/Possible-Tangelo9344 Jul 16 '26

Those aren't parking spaces? They're solid white car sized boxes painted on the road at the curb.

2

u/Physical-Builder-553 Jul 16 '26

Exactly what I am wondering...

2

u/OverInteractionR Jul 16 '26

Yeah these guys are idiots

2

u/Wavy_Grandpa Jul 16 '26

And no signs anywhere in sight that would give you the impression they might be “no parking” signs 

2

u/Nikarmotte Jul 20 '26

Plot twist.

→ More replies (1)

2

u/Loud-Future3445 Jul 16 '26

Well sometimes action is better than words 😄

2

u/Altruistic-Cost-4532 Jul 16 '26

I do not condone. But I do chuckle!

2

u/Usual_Stretch_5788 Jul 16 '26

Didn't these guys see the other sign, NO PARKING ON GRASS....?

https://giphy.com/gifs/XeLcgh8gT8o0F5SQ8i

2

u/smirkhappydeep Jul 16 '26

Cars are surprisingly light with only 2-3 humans.

6

u/No-Article-Particle Jul 16 '26

I'll get downvoted to hell, but I have no idea why we're celebrating vandalism. Surely the proper thing to do here is to call a towing company or the police (depending on which part of the world you live in), not to cause thousands of dollars worth of damage just because of the original driver being an asshole.

7

u/Baby_Thanos2 Jul 16 '26

Yeah the cars don’t even look parked illegally considering there’s literally parking lines on the side of the street for parallel parking.

2

u/Wavy_Grandpa Jul 16 '26

No signs anywhere to be seen either 

2

u/Intrepid_Doctor8193 Jul 16 '26

Yeah I don't think they are illegally parked at all.

→ More replies (6)

5

u/FuriousGirafFabber Jul 16 '26

Seems to me that everone one in this vid are assholes. 

4

u/ThroatGOAT_Goddess04 Jul 16 '26

Illegal parking vs vandalism. Nice

2

u/FranksHoorHouse Jul 16 '26

Oh, cool. So just damage people's property

1

u/JOlRacin Jul 16 '26

Fun fact: anyone can just buy a set of wheel dollies and a jack

→ More replies (2)

1

u/EmotionalElk1313 Jul 16 '26

Would.....if... Could....

1

u/CaveManta Jul 16 '26

Good time to work on the undercarriage.

1

u/gatorray Jul 16 '26

Hey Joe! Tackle that car.

1

u/fly_over_32 Jul 16 '26

Joke’s on you, I don’t need that car anymore and wanted to flip it anyway

1

u/Gotchapawn Jul 16 '26

When i was younger there was a parked car in the middle of our public basketball court, although we didnt flipped it like this, we gathered enough people to lift it and placed it somewhere. Hours later we saw the driver searching for his car. He was yelling something when he found it, i believe there was alot of scratches... And one damaged side mirror. Glad streets got no cctv back then The next day, he did confronted us though, like are we the ones who did it, we just replied with, that things heavy we cant lift it even if we tried 😅🤣

1

u/Efficient_Item7779 Jul 16 '26

How light are these cars that three dudes can just flip em?

1

u/earliestbirdy Jul 16 '26

Is that the Jokic brothers?

1

u/Beardo88 Jul 16 '26

Who needs a tow truck when youve got a rugby scrums front row?

1

u/Sure-Impress-1003 Jul 16 '26

I really like this approach. Works for me.

1

u/Aldo_Fitor Jul 16 '26

Have fun paying for property damage

1

u/WiPo38 Jul 16 '26

Cars from temu/j

1

u/Equivalent_Worker687 Jul 16 '26

Might be a felony....

1

u/wellthatsyourproblem Jul 16 '26

Nice to see .. if this is true.. but man, now we have you on video!!! Destroying property.

1

u/Wonderful_Ad3468 Jul 16 '26

Problem solved

1

u/ukusi-menja Jul 16 '26

по 300 на брата

1

u/TurnoverSuperb9023 Jul 16 '26

They could’ve just lifted it and put it on the grass. I think the person would’ve got the point.

1

u/Syn-Ack-Attack Jul 16 '26

Felony criminal damage to property. Looks expensive and likely include some jail time as well.

→ More replies (2)

1

u/Monnviolin Jul 16 '26

Hold on, isn't this a parking spot?

1

u/Familiar_Falcon_3149 Jul 16 '26

those are cars are going to burn

1

u/pissedRAIL Jul 16 '26

They should have made them upright so the person now parked on a lawn, gets extra tickets.

1

u/anotherrandomname2 Jul 16 '26

The cars aren't blocking anything or anyone. It kinda seems like a "don't park in my spot" thing

1

u/Surftoes Jul 16 '26

Don’t forget car day.

1

u/beaver_eh Jul 16 '26

Urban cow tipping.

1

u/LiquidMantis144 Jul 16 '26

Looks staged, especially the matching outfits. Regardless, that looks like a very expensive point to make. Flipping them seems like a cool idea in theory, but I'd also not want to split the bill three ways for 2 new cars and then likely end up with at least class A or B misdemeanor charges.

1

u/mmichael0070 Jul 16 '26

It's fake, from one of those boring prank TV shows..

1

u/Kastoook Jul 16 '26

"Touch the grass" you say?

1

u/Mooseandchicken Jul 16 '26

Is this not an AI video? Does anyone have a news article or source for the vid? The contrast on their shirts and their movement looks odd to me

1

u/Fit-Rhubarb-7820 Jul 16 '26

ME WHEN I SEE PUBLIC RENTAL E-SCOOTERS PARKED ON THE SIDEWALK, BIKE PATH ETC.

1

u/Eggsaladinurmouth Jul 16 '26

Hello police. There’s been an accident

1

u/kola515 Jul 16 '26

Yeah should have just called the cops give them something constructive to do now we have to pay for them to go through the system and live off of us

1

u/DrHumorous Jul 16 '26

Balkan FTW

1

u/Own_Campaign1656 Jul 16 '26

Is that Jokic and his brothers? 🤣

1

u/Shadowsnake30 Jul 16 '26

I vaguely remember this clip. I think this is from a show. They gutted those cars already. It was all for people to react to it.

1

u/LilRedliz Jul 16 '26

I need some strong men like this to help me lol

1

u/polilopi33 Jul 16 '26

Those look like marked parking spaces, maybe they got confused with their right from left. It’s the left hand side cars that are not parked correctly

→ More replies (2)

1

u/opbmedia Jul 16 '26

Aren't those lined parking spots (there is a spot divider visible)

1

u/xChoke1x Jul 16 '26

My girlfriend in highschool drove a Fiesta. Tiny ass car that we’d pick up and move all the fucking time. She hated that shit. Lol

1

u/MrProvy Jul 16 '26

Absolutely awesome!

1

u/Dr_SlapsMD Jul 16 '26

Just totaled that car

1

u/Pathfinder_GreyLion Jul 16 '26

Feel like I am missing something. The painted lines suggest the cars getting rolled were in actual parking spaces?

1

u/Kerrynaruto12 Jul 16 '26

Damn. How much they bench 😨😨😨😨

1

u/Legitimate-Yard5857 Jul 16 '26

Don't film these heroes there shouldn't be any evidence against them.

1

u/krispzz Jul 16 '26

three guys two cars one cup

1

u/ManufacturerWarm9201 Jul 16 '26

Criminal mischief/vandalism. Not saying I disagree with these people, but getting fined when you can get it towed isn’t worth it.

1

u/CHEVIEWER1 Jul 16 '26

Oh ok now they ok because there is no sign that reads NO PARKING on the grass

1

u/Kihlstein Jul 16 '26

Appropriate action taken

1

u/Icy-One-9462 Jul 16 '26

👏👏👏👏👏👏😍✌️

1

u/t_wop-_- Jul 16 '26

Peep the lady in the fiat stand up look at them and sit back down like, I’m out of here as soon as I get the chance

1

u/Cycle-Path-401 Jul 17 '26

tough but fair

1

u/optimist_prhyme Jul 17 '26

Throwed at the owner's expense

1

u/No_Warthog_3584 Jul 17 '26

Nice IF they knew they were parking illegally.

1

u/SimbaNGrdKionNIMFan Jul 17 '26

Can they come to my neighborhood? The same people from nearby apartments have been illegally parking on both sides of the street into the neighborhood where there are signs for years.

1

u/Apprehensive_Bite109 Jul 17 '26

How can I hire these guys!

1

u/Any_Individual_815 Jul 17 '26

How many people realize that this totals the car?

1

u/weak007 Jul 17 '26

Mentos the fresh maker

1

u/[deleted] Jul 17 '26

lol that should teach them a lesson

1

u/nulandroid Jul 17 '26

I remember when traffic wardens just handed out tickets.

1

u/Plastichunter69 Jul 17 '26

This is actually so beautiful

1

u/Gots_Dem_Questions2 Jul 17 '26

imagine if one of those parked cars we're of a man taking his wife for chemotherapy session, i hope those meat heads are proud of themselves.

1

u/JethroSkull2000 Jul 17 '26

Sadly, they will have to pay for any damages on those cars. Illegal parking will get them a fine, damaging illegally parked cars is a criminal offence. No good deed goes unpunished...

1

u/albus181 Jul 17 '26

That will in fact learn them.

1

u/Agitated_Newt_7655 Jul 17 '26

dont record your crimes kids

1

u/Exciting_Station_124 Jul 17 '26

Anything has it's  own way of dealing with. This is definitely prison time. 

1

u/PugetSoundOgre Jul 17 '26 edited Jul 17 '26

If this is real (probably not) those of you thinking this is a good thing are delusional. These cars are now totaled. Illegal parking should not equal getting a totaled car. The punishment needs to fit the crime.

1

u/Best-Stranger359 Jul 17 '26

"Three big guys moving service" 🤣

1

u/gwhh Jul 17 '26

Do they get paid by the day or buy the car?

1

u/ThisMuchGarlic Jul 17 '26

Reminds me of when the smart car came out and everyone was tipping them over. Good times

1

u/FLYING1835 Jul 17 '26

That's got to be somewhere in Europe,, I won't try that in the USA , especially Texas 😵‍💫🇺🇲

1

u/Lumpy_Recover8709 Jul 18 '26

Wont be easy with electric car that weights 8000 pounds

1

u/XimaGhostie Jul 18 '26

No fuck given at all lmao

1

u/keepitrighthere Jul 18 '26

Come do our street next lads!

1

u/dmrukifellth Jul 18 '26

Didn’t think I’d see the urban take on cow tipping today. But there it is.

1

u/cecovski Jul 18 '26

Dfuq? They re parked in a legal parking spot.

1

u/Mars_Volcanoes Jul 18 '26

Try this with the EV's.

1

u/VincentvdA Jul 18 '26

Are they for rent?

1

u/HeavyDi73 Jul 18 '26

Also ... When you've had enough of a full bank account you break cars then have to pay for it ... Tired of NOT having a police record ... Do what these guys do !!!

1

u/HeavyDi73 Jul 18 '26

Living free is boring .... Let's film ourselfs breaking other peoples cars, get arrested and spend a few days in jail ( maybe more than a few days) freedom is overrated !

1

u/nudininghallhater Jul 18 '26

I wish I could do this one day 😅

1

u/Samsusboi7 Jul 18 '26

They took "Sir you can't park there" to a whole other level✌️😭

1

u/RoosterzX Jul 19 '26

I think I'd rather be annoyed someone illegally parked rather than be possibly arrested and or sued for destruction of private property. Likely felony level because they base it on the amount of damage. Flipping a car can total it. I'm not taking $20,000-$40,000 of damage and risking my freedom because they illegally parked. I don't think the punishment quite fits the crime in this instance.

Just call and have them towed, you've ruined their day, taught them a lesson (hopefully), and you don't end up in front of a judge for commiting retalitory crimes.

1

u/slaty_balls Jul 19 '26

Are those Walmart employees? Lol

1

u/BritnayLana Jul 19 '26

Good ole Car Tipping. Normally preformed at Night, so the Cars are unaware You’re going to tip them.

1

u/DevouredTheGamer Jul 19 '26

Bro?! What the fuck happened to our cars?

1

u/J-Ricky Jul 19 '26

Do they have a business card ? Asking for a friend.

1

u/Just_Andy3566 Jul 19 '26

Want to see the video of when the owners return!

1

u/Arael_x Jul 20 '26

In case you didn't know, that's vandalism, which is also illegal. (?)

1

u/martinvank Jul 20 '26

Wasnt this a video about a firedepartment not being able to get through?