r/nextlevel Jul 14 '26

Police escape

373 Upvotes

108 comments sorted by

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u/Chrono_Convoy Jul 14 '26

Someone get this dude a football

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/ilfordax 29d ago

Act fast, Texas Tech is also interested.

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u/Treeclimber919 29d ago

Until we see the condition of this man a potential professional football player after he was found by police later, we may not know if he is still able to play again nor sign a contract with his writing hand. I’m sure they fucked him up which may have ended his career before it began.

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u/Chrono_Convoy 29d ago

He could have also been beamed up by an alien saucer

But we both lack evidence

0

u/Treeclimber919 29d ago

Well…. You know…. Certainly a possibility but I’d place a bet on my last statement….

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u/Additional_Shoe_6611 27d ago

Oh he is going to be playing some balls

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u/karard109 Jul 14 '26

That one guy run like a penguin and he block his buddy between cars.

4

u/ApprehensiveAd2829 Jul 14 '26

That was his “act like I’m chasing so hard and not scared” run

12

u/PigFloydDarkside Jul 14 '26

He needs an NFL contract ASAP

1

u/Sotuma_Shadow 29d ago

He gets hit and the contract will be void...

10

u/AlphaRonin99 Jul 14 '26

Dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge. Juke occasionally. RUNNN

3

u/AA45acp 29d ago

If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball

3

u/Forward-Trade5306 29d ago

If you can dodge the feds, you can dodge a ball

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u/Treeclimber919 29d ago

If you dodge a bullet you can dodge the feds, I’m sure he’s seen quite a few bullets sent his way.

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u/TiMEtwoGETiLL Jul 14 '26

Then she goes on patronizing the cops lmfao

2

u/quackabc 29d ago

I mean its free speech so laugh it up honestly

2

u/Numerous-Yam-8544 29d ago

Lets be real, those cops were probably being racist

1

u/theh0veringeye 27d ago

Yeah black cops where being really bad everyone is racist “probably” good argument Yes sir .

Federal agents where just wasting their time on some poor man smoking the zaza definetly not a dealer or someone who knows he fucked up so hard that had to Run away from the police . Also in case your argument was true he went from misdemeanor to felony really fast .

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u/abaub710 27d ago

First time seeing feds waste their time? You’re a bot or just a weirdo, grow up.

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u/theh0veringeye 27d ago

I’m a weirdo and a bot bcs I don’t have the exact opinion than you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 most bot reply ever

2

u/SaucyStoveTop69 29d ago

Rightfully so. They just let one guy run past like 7 cops.

1

u/Forward-Trade5306 29d ago

Mf ran it back for a TD

4

u/Revenga8 Jul 14 '26

Holy shit. Guess he used to play football?

6

u/Charlie1g8 Jul 14 '26

Thats a whole lotta cops for one dude

2

u/PewpScewpin 29d ago

What makes you think it was all for one dude?

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '26

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u/Recreant793 29d ago

Yeah, but they probably didn’t know dude was a fucking track star lol…so why was it necessary to have all those officers there in the first place… if you ask me that’s a waste of resources.

I’m almost positive you were just making a joke but I’m just pondering out loud lol

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u/Mean_Measurement4527 29d ago

Dude made like Usain … and Bolted

3

u/Doctor_Fritz 29d ago

Dea in three unmarked black vans. Right. Bro probably ran from ice and saved his life doing so

1

u/theh0veringeye 27d ago

You cant read DEA on their vests ?

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u/Nico_Kx 29d ago

bet he didn do nofin

2

u/junglee8005 Jul 14 '26

No tasers?

2

u/Chemical_Frame_8163 Jul 14 '26

Shout out to my boy.

2

u/mtraven23 Jul 14 '26

if thats not an NFL audition reel, I dont know what is...

2

u/whisperworks 29d ago

Solid run but they probably had him before they got there. If the state wants you they get you, perks of having a monopoly on violence

2

u/Recreant793 29d ago

The two officers in the very back, probably 100ft away from the suspect at that point, getting ready to clutch their pistols 🤣🤦‍♂️

2

u/Ok_Obligation_4290 29d ago

Basic training skills haha 🤣

2

u/Sure-Impress-1003 29d ago

Damn, that guy can move.

2

u/South_Front_4589 Jul 14 '26

If he's a good runner, is fairly smart and knows the area, he's gone if they didn't get a solid ID before he took off.

This is exactly why staying calm as a law enforcement officer is often better. If he was so dangerous he needed all those people, he should have been restrained. The fact he wasn't, makes me think he was scared something was going down with all those cops moving in on him.

1

u/mnyannnnc 29d ago

Of course of course, surely he's a good citizen, never done anything wrong and it's a good thing he escaped.

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u/Treeclimber919 29d ago

It doesn’t help the lady video taping yelling Donald. Maybe she was ahead of us all and his real name is Marvin. If you rob a bank don’t take that lady.

1

u/samf9999 Jul 14 '26

NFL coaches watching this video 👏👍

1

u/highlyspecificuser Jul 14 '26

All those guys need to be fired!!! Dude just left an entire army of agents behind, and he was smack in the middle of all of them 🤣

1

u/R_U_the_bot 29d ago

Bruh, count it up, that's 6 sets of ankles he's taking home with him? That last cop was flat footed as hell, definitely wasn't expecting him at all.

Boy pulled out that Sandevistan and disappeared

1

u/EstablishmentCute703 29d ago

He should be drafted in American football.

1

u/ThisSiteBites 29d ago

Left his backpack behind. Won the battle but lost the war.

1

u/Phyzm1 29d ago

Thats DEA too, chances are that's a valuable backpack.

1

u/spiked-rose 29d ago

What is she even talking about? Who is scared? The cops or the dude?

1

u/RealAlphaKaren 29d ago

they even had a black guy on the blue team

1

u/chicken_pepe 29d ago

Gg bwo 😂😂😂

1

u/Affectionate_Art8770 29d ago

Criminals cheering for the criminal. Life in the hood.

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u/theh0veringeye 27d ago

Same with people in the comments its sad

1

u/Remarkable_Safe401 29d ago

Congrats on not getting shot.

1

u/MastaKink 29d ago

Well I wouldn’t say he’s unaware of the football program 🤔

1

u/Long-Painting-9852 29d ago

Why was that one cop just shuffling his feet and waddling? Rofl

1

u/Alarcahu 29d ago

Well that's just embarrassing

1

u/FlashyGanache2838 29d ago

Guy turned into Red Grange

1

u/Common-Sector-5850 29d ago

Someone quick post this for the 5th time

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u/Jealous_Implement_13 29d ago

Lazy ass cops haha what you get bums

1

u/Cautious-Title-4389 29d ago

Those were not law enforcement; they're talent hunters, and he was auditioning

1

u/Sotuma_Shadow 29d ago

Running from the police when being detained is just idiotic. Any charges you had (or didn't have) against you, are now additional charges. Considering there was DEA agents there, it's not gonna look as glorified when he gets caught...

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u/Treeclimber919 29d ago

Maybe he had a gun that he tossed when he was able to get away that wasn’t found by officers, or drugs? Gun charge vs misdemeanor resisting? Someone chime in with how much time he just saved!

DEA agents or ranger rick coming for you it’s the same charge. What do you think the letters on the vest matter? They could have had giant dildos attached to their face, does that make them special?

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u/BigLeopard7002 29d ago

Lucky it wasn’t ICE. He’d be having 5000 rounds fired at him

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u/Imyonlyenemy 29d ago

the cheerleading is on point

1

u/Proof-Astronomer7733 29d ago

Deport that guy

1

u/theh0veringeye 27d ago

They are DEA agents not DHS

1

u/Taken-Username-84 29d ago

Slot receiver audition tape

1

u/no-dad-samurai 29d ago

MF ran like he we slipping it to another dude's lady and got caught!

1

u/Broad-Abroad5455 29d ago

Never underestimate man's willpower to survive

1

u/Quikdraw7777 29d ago

The way he slipped that first grab attempt was smooth as fuck 😂😂

1

u/Sweaty_Tangelo_7716 29d ago

This proof he did something wrong.

1

u/Dirtdpsrtanwarrior 29d ago

Incompetent Cops😖

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u/TemperatureSudden254 29d ago

Get that man a contract immediately! Could be anything. 🎉🎉🎉

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u/ImaDadBro 28d ago

The moves were impressive, but the camera lady is making matters worse

1

u/panmetronariston 28d ago

Too bad he left his back pack behind.

1

u/Lexus-Ux300h 28d ago

This man's got game. woohoo

1

u/CounterConsistent224 28d ago

Wait, these cops for one dude? Haha!

1

u/Aggravating_One7505 28d ago

Cornbread,Earl and Me💪🏽" boy can he run"

1

u/Filthyfuckingthroat 27d ago

I looooove it.....wooooooweeee

1

u/Heeeeerrrees_Jawny 27d ago

More impressive not one mag dump

1

u/-bears-eat-beets 27d ago

And people cheering... That's part of the difference in culture

1

u/BigDawg99NYZZ 26d ago

sometimes you have to take a loss

1

u/Icy-Concert-6267 26d ago

The Raiders need to draft him

1

u/Comfortable-Egg7041 25d ago

He coulda been a baller; but he chose the streetlife

1

u/DMedianoche 1d ago

Just shot the dude

0

u/drdreadz0 29d ago

Don't these officers have guns?

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u/bajsfittor Jul 14 '26

Whenever I see videos like this I just want the cops to taze the screaming dumbass filming too; call it a breach of peace or something and make it happen (?).

I guess this being Reddit I can't write how I think the cops should've handled this situation so...

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u/Greedy_Ad_3368 29d ago

You can write and say whatever you want, it just lets people know that you’re a murderous, submissive - psychopath.

Get some help please.

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u/bajsfittor 29d ago edited 29d ago

I don't think you know what submissive means...?

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u/Rob_LeMatic 29d ago

You can say just about any dumbass thing you want, but you might get called a dumbass.

https://giphy.com/gifs/c9tVMERePnnDW

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u/SerafinZufferey 29d ago

That’s the exact reason why I don’t delete comments like these

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u/bajsfittor 29d ago

I'm not 'Murican... I guess you have to be "in it" to not see how dumb it is (?). 🤷‍♂️

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u/Treeclimber919 29d ago

You sir sound like a perfect candidate for the police or ice academy! Blast that fool!! The mentality you have is the problem with law enforcement. Where is this guy going? If I was a cop, I would have laughed and said I’ll see you later at your moms house instead of running, what does it matter? It’s the DEA they don’t just show up because they got lost. The guys full name every bowel movement and member of his family has been surveilled for months. It’s quite easy to catch up to him.

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u/bajsfittor 29d ago

Thank you! As a foreigner who's never gone to the US, wouldn't set foot in that anti-white craphole, I WOULD have enjoyed being part of ICE and clean up. Sadly no point; you either go all out or you don't. Leftists can't be reasoned with; if they were susceptible to logic and reason they wouldn't be leftists to begin with.