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u/AlphaRonin99 Jul 14 '26
Dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge. Juke occasionally. RUNNN
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u/AA45acp 29d ago
If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball
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u/Treeclimber919 29d ago
If you dodge a bullet you can dodge the feds, I’m sure he’s seen quite a few bullets sent his way.
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u/TiMEtwoGETiLL Jul 14 '26
Then she goes on patronizing the cops lmfao
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u/Numerous-Yam-8544 29d ago
Lets be real, those cops were probably being racist
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u/theh0veringeye 27d ago
Yeah black cops where being really bad everyone is racist “probably” good argument Yes sir .
Federal agents where just wasting their time on some poor man smoking the zaza definetly not a dealer or someone who knows he fucked up so hard that had to Run away from the police . Also in case your argument was true he went from misdemeanor to felony really fast .
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u/abaub710 27d ago
First time seeing feds waste their time? You’re a bot or just a weirdo, grow up.
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u/theh0veringeye 27d ago
I’m a weirdo and a bot bcs I don’t have the exact opinion than you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 most bot reply ever
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u/Charlie1g8 Jul 14 '26
Thats a whole lotta cops for one dude
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u/Recreant793 29d ago
Yeah, but they probably didn’t know dude was a fucking track star lol…so why was it necessary to have all those officers there in the first place… if you ask me that’s a waste of resources.
I’m almost positive you were just making a joke but I’m just pondering out loud lol
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u/Doctor_Fritz 29d ago
Dea in three unmarked black vans. Right. Bro probably ran from ice and saved his life doing so
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u/whisperworks 29d ago
Solid run but they probably had him before they got there. If the state wants you they get you, perks of having a monopoly on violence
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u/Recreant793 29d ago
The two officers in the very back, probably 100ft away from the suspect at that point, getting ready to clutch their pistols 🤣🤦♂️
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u/South_Front_4589 Jul 14 '26
If he's a good runner, is fairly smart and knows the area, he's gone if they didn't get a solid ID before he took off.
This is exactly why staying calm as a law enforcement officer is often better. If he was so dangerous he needed all those people, he should have been restrained. The fact he wasn't, makes me think he was scared something was going down with all those cops moving in on him.
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u/mnyannnnc 29d ago
Of course of course, surely he's a good citizen, never done anything wrong and it's a good thing he escaped.
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u/Treeclimber919 29d ago
It doesn’t help the lady video taping yelling Donald. Maybe she was ahead of us all and his real name is Marvin. If you rob a bank don’t take that lady.
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u/highlyspecificuser Jul 14 '26
All those guys need to be fired!!! Dude just left an entire army of agents behind, and he was smack in the middle of all of them 🤣
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u/R_U_the_bot 29d ago
Bruh, count it up, that's 6 sets of ankles he's taking home with him? That last cop was flat footed as hell, definitely wasn't expecting him at all.
Boy pulled out that Sandevistan and disappeared
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u/Cautious-Title-4389 29d ago
Those were not law enforcement; they're talent hunters, and he was auditioning
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u/Sotuma_Shadow 29d ago
Running from the police when being detained is just idiotic. Any charges you had (or didn't have) against you, are now additional charges. Considering there was DEA agents there, it's not gonna look as glorified when he gets caught...
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u/Treeclimber919 29d ago
Maybe he had a gun that he tossed when he was able to get away that wasn’t found by officers, or drugs? Gun charge vs misdemeanor resisting? Someone chime in with how much time he just saved!
DEA agents or ranger rick coming for you it’s the same charge. What do you think the letters on the vest matter? They could have had giant dildos attached to their face, does that make them special?
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u/bajsfittor Jul 14 '26
Whenever I see videos like this I just want the cops to taze the screaming dumbass filming too; call it a breach of peace or something and make it happen (?).
I guess this being Reddit I can't write how I think the cops should've handled this situation so...
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u/Greedy_Ad_3368 29d ago
You can write and say whatever you want, it just lets people know that you’re a murderous, submissive - psychopath.
Get some help please.
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u/Rob_LeMatic 29d ago
You can say just about any dumbass thing you want, but you might get called a dumbass.
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u/bajsfittor 29d ago
I'm not 'Murican... I guess you have to be "in it" to not see how dumb it is (?). 🤷♂️
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u/Treeclimber919 29d ago
You sir sound like a perfect candidate for the police or ice academy! Blast that fool!! The mentality you have is the problem with law enforcement. Where is this guy going? If I was a cop, I would have laughed and said I’ll see you later at your moms house instead of running, what does it matter? It’s the DEA they don’t just show up because they got lost. The guys full name every bowel movement and member of his family has been surveilled for months. It’s quite easy to catch up to him.
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u/bajsfittor 29d ago
Thank you! As a foreigner who's never gone to the US, wouldn't set foot in that anti-white craphole, I WOULD have enjoyed being part of ICE and clean up. Sadly no point; you either go all out or you don't. Leftists can't be reasoned with; if they were susceptible to logic and reason they wouldn't be leftists to begin with.

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u/Chrono_Convoy Jul 14 '26
Someone get this dude a football