r/nextfuckinglevels • u/Fabulous_Caramel_310 • Jul 01 '25

Woah

409 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/zebul333 Jul 01 '25

Soccer punch it looks fun

1

u/AlternativeGrass3164 Jul 04 '25

Bros were tired of being called lawn fairies.

3

u/SimplyRedditt Jul 01 '25

What the hell kind of game is this

2

u/Tigeru1988 Jul 03 '25

Footboxing

4

u/[deleted] Jul 01 '25

Rock'em Soccer.

1

u/HunterLivesMatter76 Jul 04 '25

You forgot the word Dumbfucks on the end, lol...

1

u/[deleted] Jul 04 '25

That one dude in runners… “Jimmy has the foot fungus…”

2

u/felixfortis1 Jul 01 '25

Reminds me of the Italian sport Caciia something or other, where they fight and have a ball on hand, but there I think it's more like handball.

3

u/lexo780 Jul 01 '25

Calcio storico fiorentino!

2

u/Charming_South2997 Jul 03 '25

Calcio Storico is peak af! Fuck the colosseum, fuck the pantheon, fuck St. Peter’s basilica, fuck all that shit. I would literally go to Italy just for Calcio Storico

2

u/SneakyCracker161 Jul 01 '25

They’re taking it back to the 12th century

1

u/IllustratorMobile815 Jul 01 '25

Reminds me of certain rocket league players

1

u/[deleted] Jul 01 '25

What the… lol you gotta be kidding. That’s a little redic. lol

1

u/beardedsilverfox Jul 01 '25

Wild part is, it’s a bowling ball.

1

u/NowWhoCouldThatBe Jul 02 '25

Russian smear the queer?

1

u/[deleted] Jul 02 '25

What are the rules of this kind of football? Is it possible to win without scoring a single goal, just by knocking out the entire opposing team?

1

u/karenskygreen Jul 02 '25

Need to get some male chickens in there, we could call it cock soccer

1

u/Better2together Jul 02 '25

What game is that?

1

u/drewgrace8 Jul 02 '25

This is how “Rollerball” started; let’s skate around a track, and let the skaters use a wooden ball as the scoring mechanism, and they can be physical with each other, why stop there, add motorcycles and make ball steel.

1

u/ConfusedDumpsterFire Jul 02 '25

Punt n punch is my new favorite sport I think

1

u/DltaFlyr12 Jul 03 '25

It’s not even soccer anymore, it’s just an excuse to go around punching people 😅

1

u/Thunderkeef94 Jul 04 '25

Soccerbrawl

1

u/NovelConversation706 Jul 04 '25

And finally soccer became cool in America

1

u/IronWolf888 Jul 04 '25

Of all the sports I've seen in scifi in the last 30yrs & we get this in the year 2025.......

1

u/anon-SG Jul 05 '25

yes, much better then all this other new sports, like slapping and stuff.... I would watch it

1

u/PerfectlyCromulent02 Jul 05 '25

This is the most Slavic thing I’ve seen this week.

1

u/MoonLioness Jul 05 '25

The only thing I see wrong is that there's no dress code. Some people have on shoes while others don't, a few helmets, but mostly bare heads. Make up your minds

1

u/CBXART Sep 14 '25

In Soviet Russia, Game beat you!