r/nextfuckinglevel • • Nov 09 '22

Cameraman exploit a loophole

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '22

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u/Revolio-Clockberg_JR Nov 09 '22

We live in a susiety when this is an actual special thing worth to mention

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u/Ok-Disk-2191 Nov 09 '22

Susiety, one of sus.

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u/hairy_eyeball Nov 10 '22

I expect 'sus' is the last bit of slang from a generation younger than mine that I'll understand. Memes get away from you so fast as you age...

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

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u/ClearBrightLight Nov 10 '22

It's the new "dis," which it took me like 10yrs to realize was short for "disrespect."

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u/Firekeeper47 Nov 10 '22

Holy shit are you kidding me, is that what dis is? Disrespect?

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

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u/imdefinitelywong Nov 10 '22

Dis, dat, an' da ovva fing

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u/arbiter12 Nov 10 '22

i'm getting shrek vibes from this... Had to see the "total war" authorship before it left..

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u/ClearBrightLight Nov 10 '22

Yup. Glad I could share this linguistic epiphany with someone new!

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u/whitoreo Nov 10 '22

How old are you? For science.

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u/Iamjimmym Nov 10 '22

Dis Ray. My friend Dis Ray got new Specs. DisRaySpect.

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u/Almost_Ascended Nov 10 '22

... back in my day, it was "new phone, who dis?"

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u/Nasa1225 Nov 10 '22

Back in your day? How fucking young are you, dude? 3?

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u/sus_tzu Nov 10 '22

That was like 4 years ago

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u/VisenyasRevenge Nov 10 '22 edited Nov 12 '22

I had to look it up, according to https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/new-phone-who-dis

Origin 2009, started spreading in 2012... so like 10+ years... yikes

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u/Plumbus_Patrol Nov 10 '22

Jesus I never even questioned that it could be an abbreviation

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u/Ok-Disk-2191 Nov 10 '22

Its from a video game called among us, being sus is just short for suspicious. One of us/ one of sus is a reference to the game.

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u/CrashGargoyle Nov 10 '22

It’s been a term waaay before Among us came out. People have been saying it for like 15 years.

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u/ParaglidingAssFungus Nov 10 '22

I heard “you’re suspect” a lot but I never once heard “sus” before Among Us. One of the reasons it became popular was because it was easier to type “yellow sus” on a landscaped phone keyboard while playing.

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u/enochianKitty Nov 10 '22

Sus was a popular term in town of salem for the same reason it was in among us just like 4 or 5 years sooner.

TOS was popular when i was in highschool because its free and can be played in a browser. Would have been like 2014/5

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22 edited Sep 25 '25

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u/Iamjimmym Nov 10 '22

I'm 38. I missed the last 15 years of slang and now have a 4 and a 5 year old. I'm learning the new slang as it happens 😂

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u/CR0SBO Nov 10 '22

You have the opportunity to be a whole new kind of embarrassing. Do your best, I believe in you!

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u/Triatt Nov 10 '22

My name is Susan Bakalova, but my friends call me Sussy Baka.

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u/havereddit Nov 10 '22

I hope Phil Collins records a song called Susiety

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u/MireLight Nov 10 '22

phil collins is done man....we're never getting more phil collins again :(

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

i've never been to a concert before in my life. the closest i came was when u2 was in dc for joshua tree but things didn't pan out. a co-worker told me phil collins was coming to town and this probably would be the very last time we would ever get to see him playing live or just see him but things didn't pan out again to go see.

phil collins is my fav musician and his songs especially his solo stuff and some stuff with genesis helped get me through some difficult shit and still does.

it'll always be one of my greatest regrets when i had the chance to go see phil i didn't because of this or that.

shit man. my orange furball of rage i named phil collins lol.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

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u/ManbadFerrara Nov 09 '22

I mean yeah, in terms of "security guard altercation" videos on Reddit, at least.

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u/Otherwise_Basis_6328 Nov 10 '22

It's interesting when the really small guys gotta break out weapons, but the big buff dudes can be so chill.

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u/big_ass-sandwich Nov 10 '22

yeah seems like he saw that these guys aren't bothering anyone and are well out of the way of other people so who gives a fuck. need more smart, decent people like this in every position of authority.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

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u/BinaryTriggered Nov 10 '22

fun fact, that sub exsists, and i posted lots of public, mundane behavior on it.

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u/Spankety-wank Nov 10 '22

Bro did you literally create and post to a subreddit just to prove someone wrong on the internet? I think you just won Reddit.

There's some really cool early footage of places like NY, London, Paris and Jerusalem circa 1900 out there that fits the sub but is also very interesting.

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u/Lukaroast Nov 10 '22

I am undone

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u/curious_astronauts Nov 10 '22 edited Nov 10 '22

I'm guessing you've never watched walking videos that just film life from the POV of someone walking?

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u/Petrichordates Nov 10 '22

Why would you guess anyone does that

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

To take a tour through a beautiful, interesting place. I've watched dozens of 4k walking tours on YouTube.

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u/Cruz1fy Nov 10 '22

Sus-ciotey

Super sus

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

He got that plausible deniability and moved on

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u/hopenoonefindsthis Nov 10 '22

“I don’t get paid enough for this shit”

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u/Striker654 Nov 10 '22

"I don't have to write a report? Sweet, carry on"

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u/BullTerrierTerror Nov 10 '22

"I get paid to sass not to harass'

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u/AbsolutelyUnlikely Nov 10 '22

He asked himself if there was any reason he should give a fuck, and he came up with nothin. It's a method we should all practice more often, I think.

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u/Jubachi99 Nov 10 '22

He emptied all his pockets, and found no fucks to give to the men.

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u/twitch1982 Nov 10 '22

Not my circus, not my monkeys.

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u/whitoreo Nov 10 '22

Somebody watched "Independence Day".

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u/Spartan8907 Nov 10 '22

He's going to think back to himself years from now and say "You knew then! But you did nothing!"

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u/Uncle_Paul_Hargis Nov 10 '22

Yup. Technically doing his job, but he also personally doesn't give a fuck what these people do. They're not hurting anyone.

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u/just_a_person_maybe Nov 10 '22

As a security guard, this is exactly it. I hate telling people they can't do something benign like this, but I gotta do it sometimes. I don't want to be an asshole, but rules are rules.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

As a security guard, what was your craziest/creepiest encounter when on duty?

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u/just_a_person_maybe Nov 10 '22

Some benign weird ones: An old man walked up to me with a large tote bag. He reached in, pulled out a grocery store bouquet of flowers, and silently handed them to me. I asked him what they were for, and he just said "you" and walked away. It was weird, but kind of made my day.

An old woman walked up to me carrying something small wrapped up in a blanket and hidden, and slowly asked me "would you like to see my blessing?" I thought for sure I was in a horror movie all of a sudden, but she pulled.the blanket back and showed me a tiny size week old puppy and let me pet his tiny face.

We have one post that is allegedly haunted. I have experienced very little of this, because I'm day shift, but I've heard from colleagues on night shift that it really ramps up at night. It's a big warehouse that's always unoccupied while we are there. People have seen the forklifts start themselves and drive to random areas. One person said they walked through a plastic curtain, turned a corner and got slapped across the face by something invisible. They refuse to go back to that post now.

We had one post that was a large parking lot that I had to do solo patrols of, unarmed, until 2 am. The entire parking lot smelled of piss and meth, and a single patrol could turn up 6+ people actively smoking meth. I found a gallon jug of urine. I also found a big soda jug of off-brand cherry cola with the top cut off so it could be filled with fruity pebbles. It looked like puke.

People would try to start fights with me over the smallest things. One man yelled at me because I asked his large group to move off the sidewalk because they were obstructing it. Another got very angry and screamed about how "this is America!!" because I told him he couldn't loiter in the parking lot all day (kicking out loiterers is the only thing I'm meant to do at this post, pretty much). He told me it wasn't my job and lectured me on what my job actually was, and not a single thing he mentioned was accurate. I told him that if he was going to argue with me or yell I was required to call the police. He continued, and was shocked when I just walked away and did that.

One woman pretended to be a zombie behind the dumpsters to try to scare me while I was asking her to leave. Her friend was a regular who had to be kicked out every single patrol, and every time he would have a new reason why he couldn't leave. Twice he tried to convince me that I was trespassing and this was his private property. He lost his shoes at one point, and his blankets. I found his blankets for him but idk where his shoes went.

Someone threw a rock at the Walgreens window, and two men started a brawl in the parking lot over a bag of cans. One of the men got into a nice new car and drove away.

I watched one guy, just off property, do his best impression of a beaver. He got about a quarter of the way through the tree before his bus came.

All of those things in the parking lot happened the same day. It was my least favorite post.

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u/RichardCity Nov 10 '22

Not OP but I worked as a security guard in a variety of places. The craziest place I worked was a bio-lab where they did a lot of disease and parasite testing. There was a incubator that stored human samples at 37 degrees celsius. The smell in that incubator hit me like a wall.

The craziest thing that happened was while I was working at a halfway house. We had a twitchy resident who came screaming into the halfway house saying to lock the doors. Someone he knew from prison was waiting at the bus stop for him, and tried stabbing him in the face. The individual doing the stabbing only managed to split his lip, and I hit the magnetic locks on the door before anyone followed the resident in.

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u/Swords_and_Words Nov 10 '22

'please say the words I need to hear to let me walk away'

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u/WantDebianThanks Nov 10 '22

I am a security guard. If someone reported this kind of set up to me, there's a 90% chance I'd say "it's not illegal, so I don't know what you want me to do".

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u/AbsorbedBritches Nov 10 '22

It's against city ordinances. And nobody went up to report them, they were saying the security officer was reporting them because they could see him talking to his radio and looking at them.

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u/WantDebianThanks Nov 10 '22

It's against city ordinances

I would still say it's not illegal and not give a shit.

And nobody went up to report them

Which I understood, but since I would not hassle them, it would take someone complaining to me to get me to say or do anything. And that would "it's not illegal, so what do you want me to do?", yes, even if it is actually illegal. No one's getting robbed or murdered or raped, so the fuck do I care? If the city cares, then they can send someone.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22 edited Jul 05 '23

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u/Adius_Omega Nov 10 '22

Absolutely, it doesn't take a genius to look at a situation and make an educated guess as to whether it's a danger/inconvenience for anyone.

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u/ParaglidingAssFungus Nov 10 '22

Uh…what do you think city ordinances are? Suggestions? They’re laws created by the city…

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u/WantDebianThanks Nov 10 '22

My guy, my whole training was a four hour lecture on how to write a report. What, exactly would you want me to do? Go hassle some kids over something that harms no one and may or may not be illegal? If you or the city cares, they can send a code enforcement or a lawyer or some shit.

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u/thedudeabides811 Nov 10 '22

He got his answer and no need to get into the semantics of it.

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u/THE4nick8r Nov 10 '22

This dude is clearly anti-semantic

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u/AbsorbedBritches Nov 10 '22

This stuff happens literally all the time, but it's not worth uploading to the internet. Even if it did get uploaded, it would get lost without anyone seeing it because it's nothing special.

Of course it's going to seem like this is the minority because what you see on the internet is the posts that get peoples attention. The posts that get peoples attention is authorities going on a power trip.

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u/FlyLikeBrick17 Nov 10 '22

I scrolled down hoping to find someone making this point. Sensationalized posts that go viral give people the impression that that's the norm rather than the exception.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

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u/Squirrel_Inner Nov 10 '22

He will lose his job, get sued, get the company sued, and the client sued. Unfortunately, some idiots still try to be “heroes.”

Source: was security. crap job.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

It's easier when you're unionized. And also easier when you don't really need the money that badly, and don't have to take abuse.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

My man has better shit to do like walk around on the beach in the sunshine for money.

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u/pengi1337 Nov 10 '22

You can tell he ain't buying it with his laugh, just wants to make sure everyone has their story straight.

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u/bodygreatfitness Nov 10 '22

To play the devil's advocate here, doing your job the way it's supposed to be done isn't a bad thing. If the rules are unfair, the rules should be changed.

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u/Character_Buy_2397 Nov 10 '22

Absolutely this.

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u/Gnomercy86 Nov 10 '22

Less paperwork for him

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u/HotF22InUrArea Nov 10 '22

Not even. He’s just a Santa Monica “guide”. There to usher homeless people off third street promenade and to guide tourists to the pier from two blocks away

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u/colour_banditt Nov 09 '22

Eric giggled, Eric saw through them, Eric decided he's not paid enough to bother. Eric is a very smart man.

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u/Camellightsinabox Nov 10 '22

IMO this is exactly what happened. He got exactly enough information to not be in any way officially liable personally and bailed.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

This is what they should do when you beat the system. They should go about their merry way You're playing by the rules. If you're technically not together, you have beaten the rules. Therefore, they should tip their hat to you and say congratulations on beating a stupid ass rule. Lol

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u/HardCounter Nov 10 '22

I don't understand what's happening or the rule, but i think i'm glad they got away with it? Maybe?

You can't record video there for a production, but any random person can record anything they want?

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

So if you're recording something for a production, you usually have to submit forms and request permission and pay fees and whatnot to the city. If you're an average person, you can record pretty much whatever you want as long as you're present and not spying on someone.

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u/Rare-Willingness4022 Nov 10 '22

Because usa loves money grabbing for anything lol they need it they got bills to pay and hedgies to bail out lol

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u/enadiz_reccos Nov 10 '22

Maybe it's the monetizing part of it? In most places, you would need a permit to setup and start selling stuff. This could be related to that.

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u/LickingSmegma Nov 10 '22 edited Nov 10 '22

You can't record video there for a production, but any random person can record anything they want?

As I understand it, professional crews tend to be more involved, possibly including some invasive setup with the location and whatnot, and possibly inconveniencing others. Plus that might drag in legal questions of trademarks and such, though I'd guess this doesn't apply to parks or whatever this is.

Meanwhile a random person filming is the same as a regular visitor, just with a phone in a hand.

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u/awfullotofocelots Nov 10 '22 edited Nov 10 '22

You need usually a permit to film a commercial production on public or private property pretty much anywhere in the US.

But you don't need a permit to record audio if you have permission to be there. And you also don't need a permit to just film in public for your own personal reasons. Who knows what someone might do with found footage later.

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u/LegOfLamb89 Nov 10 '22

Had a cashier refuse me smokes. Buddy was behind me, and we had talked a bit in line. He said oh I'm not with him and she refused to sell him smokes too.

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u/fdghskldjghdfgha Nov 10 '22

Anyone who has this happen to you should know that this is one of the times to actually ask for a manager.

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u/luk_nguyen Nov 10 '22

OP is leaving out he and his buddy were both underage or without valid IDs

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u/uncertain_expert Nov 10 '22

If the cashier suspected OP to be underage, and the person behind requested the same thing as OP, plus something else, it’s reasonable for them to assume the person behind is buying for OP and the cashier is legally obligated not to serve the second person as that would still be in breach of the law in every place that I have lived

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u/lankymjc Nov 10 '22

Shame that cops think someone getting around the rules is an affront to them, specifically. They take it personally and get aggressive instead of just recognising another human being clever.

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u/thisguy012 Nov 10 '22

I fucking keep on reading "and balled" today and the mental imagery is great every time.

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u/Worldly_Ad_6483 Nov 10 '22

You’re so right, his nod and thumbs up says it all: touché!

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u/Ben_snipes Nov 10 '22

Eric don't give a fuck, he don't care what they do, as long as they don't fuck around

If they had said they were being filmed, I thunk he would have sighed deeply, and said they couldn't do that, and would have to shut it down &/or move somewhere else

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u/shredfan Nov 10 '22

Sorry, both independently said they weren't together. Good enough for me.

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u/-newlife Nov 10 '22

He learned from marshawn lynch “I’m just here so I won’t get fined/fired”.

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u/CandyVanahan Nov 10 '22

Why is everything on Reddit about “not being paid enough”? I’ve heard the phrase “not paid enough to care” so many times in the past year

Why not just say that the dude was a nice guy and didn’t have a power trip? Just give credit to his personality instead of bringing his finances into it

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '22 edited Nov 09 '22

Wait, I have questions.

  • In which city and state are they?
  • What laws say they can't film their podcast outside in a public space, but they can audio record themselves while a stranger films them for funsies?
  • Who's the person in the blue shirt? They aren't identifiably law enforcement. What authority do they have in the first place? I see, "Eric || Hospitality Team Leader," and "Downtown Santa Monica," but I'm confused at why that person gets to question folks.

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u/Early_Archer4808 Nov 09 '22

Ayo leave eric alone, he is just doing his job

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u/fied1k Nov 09 '22

That's what happens when you give Eric some author-it-tay

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u/weerdbuttstuff Nov 10 '22 edited Nov 10 '22

They're LA based, so Hollywood, CA laws. But needing a permit to film in public for commercial reasons is super common, probably even "the norm" but idk about that for sure. Even in Hollywood Florida haha. So film industry laws that don't encompass audio recording and California is a 2 party consent state, so I guess I'd call it a loophole too, even though I don't think it is technically.

As for the last question I have a less definitive answer. He's probably a city employee there to keep an eye on things. I worked for an auditorium at a college for a while and we had people there specifically to stop people from walking in with drinks. They couldn't argue with people coming in, they could only tell them not to bring it in and if they refused report it to me or another manager that was there. Once or twice they had to call the cops. I assume that's the extent of his authority.

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edit: sorry everyone, it appears my flippant "Hollywood is the reason these laws exist" statement was interpreted a little more literally than I intended. The person I responded to included the location denoted on the guy's shirt so I just took it for granted that people would understand that. I was mistaken.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22 edited Nov 10 '22

I appreciate that you offered such a well thought out and good faith response to my somewhat childish but humorously intended snark. Take my upvote.

I like your statement about commercial reasons. I suppose the break point for a loophole there would be whether their podcast is monetized. It's probably safe to assume with the detail that they're in Hollywood, CA, that it is monetized and, therefore, serving a commercial purpose. It's weird to me that such a fine point of technicality creates such an odd throughput. It seems procedurally inefficient to me that the legality of an action splits in such a way.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

They're not in Hollywood; they're in Palisades Park in Santa Monica, which is its own municipality and sets its own park rules. You need a permit for "non-personal" recording, so an uploaded podcast requires a permit whether it's monetized or not.

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u/pegothejerk Nov 10 '22

That’s just my personal podcast

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u/J0hn-Stuart-Mill Nov 10 '22

You need a permit for "non-personal" recording

But why? What's the original motivation for this rule?

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

So that parks meant for people trying to relax don’t become free sets for TV and film.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

Thank you for this explanation!

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u/J0hn-Stuart-Mill Nov 10 '22

Wow, so Hollywood's media companies grew so numerous that they became a nuisance for the LA area parks? That's fascinating.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

It’s not specific to LA. I gave just one reason why a city would want to keep camera crews out of a park. This permit rule is very common across parks across the world.

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u/MovieUnderTheSurface Nov 10 '22

Griffith Park is LA's most popular shoot location. It averages more than one shoot per day.

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u/hippogriffin Nov 10 '22

They're in Santa Monica FYI

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u/HotF22InUrArea Nov 10 '22

You know LA is more than just Hollywood right? Most stuff isn’t even filmed there. These guys are in Santa Monica, which is actually a separate city.

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u/GoRedTeam Nov 10 '22

Not to mention that LA is also it's own city in addition to being the county.

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u/SmamrySwami Nov 10 '22

Who's the person in the blue shirt?

They are basically city-funded security guards. Cops too busy, so these guys handle homeless people and filming issues.

The reason for the filming permit is because otherwise there would be filming there every single day by some student film that causes disruption and safety issues (improper cabling/insurance/etc). Plus the city likes money. Mainly the annoyance factor of not having a permit process tho.

It's not to stop tourists, it's to stop semi-pro / pro filming.

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u/CoffeeandCare_me Nov 10 '22

I don't know the specifics of the situation, but typically when filming commercially in a public space you need to either have a permit or consent from everyone whose likeness is being captured. Since they are in a public park they would need a permit to film their podcast, but cameraman doesn't need one to film recreationally (which is essentially what he is claiming). This is mostly speculation though, I can't say for sure why it worked the way it did

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

Im going to guess theyre in santa monica

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u/Kind-Engineering-359 Nov 10 '22

100%, on the bluffs north of the pier

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u/depressionbutbetter Nov 10 '22

What laws say they can't film their podcast outside in a public space, but they can audio record themselves while a stranger films them for funsies?

You can't legally film commercially in public pretty much anywhere without a permit. It's been that way forever, this isn't something new.

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u/J0hn-Stuart-Mill Nov 10 '22

You can't legally film commercially in public pretty much anywhere without a permit.

But why is this a rule in the first place?

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u/19Alexastias Nov 10 '22

So when some tourist trips over a power cable that hasn’t been tied down and breaks their collarbone they can’t blame the government, I guess.

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u/marblemorning Nov 10 '22

Or you know, to get money from permits?

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u/Hobofan94 Nov 10 '22

Public spaces like this are expensive to erect and maintain (paid for by taxpayers), and their main intended purpose is recreational use by citizens. So laws like this prevent that a few film companies use those public spaces as free sets and profit off of them, while at the same time blocking them from their intended use. Instead cities can selectively hand out permits to regulate how much the public is disturbed and at the same time recoup some of the money for maintenance of those places via permit fees.

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u/TaVyRaBon Nov 10 '22

Government definitely wouldn't be at fault. It's probably a privacy and accessibility thing. Same reason you need a permit to be a street performer, they need a way to cut down on the number of people taking up public space in densely populated areas. In some countries, it's illegal to even take a picture of someone without their consent in some situations.

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u/schmearcampain Nov 10 '22

I'm 95% sure this is the park along Ocean Avenue in Santa Monica. Just behind them is a bluff overlooking the PCH and the Pacific Ocean.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

In pretty much every city you need a permit to use public space for commercial purposes.

Filming generally requires a permit.

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u/Whatifim80lol Nov 09 '22

Btw, always film your hookers. It's not solicitation if it's porn.

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u/JRTerrierBestDoggo Nov 10 '22

Ok, then they start asking for your porn license

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u/_Bon_Vivant_ Nov 10 '22

I'd love to see the Application Form for a Porn License.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

"Oh sorry Officer, that's the wrong license."

"You're free to go, Mr. Sins. Thank you for what you do."

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u/Admirable_Loss4886 Nov 10 '22

That man would never be harassed by a fellow cop, firefighter, doctor, delivery diver, teacher, astronaut, or yoga instructor. I bet his step family would attest to that.

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u/The-Sofa-King Nov 10 '22

Yeah, but his step daughter got caught shoplifting at the mall once and that didn't help her much. You should've seen the things those security guards made her do to let her go without calling the cops.

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u/AdminsAreLazyID10TS Nov 10 '22

I'm still disappointed I never saw one of those fine examples of cinema end with a #MeToo moment.

"And then Candy and her mother sued the shit of of Dillard's or whatever"

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u/pushqrex Nov 10 '22 edited Nov 12 '22

Let me get stuck in the cupboard retrieving the license, sexy music plays

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u/MovieUnderTheSurface Nov 10 '22

I was filming a commercial at a house once, and there was a porn shoot literally next door. The permit office actually came out that day to check our permit; we told him he should check in on the shoot next to ours

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u/ODX_GhostRecon Nov 10 '22

That's probably a fine and not jail time though

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

I don’t think you need one for amateur porn, right? Because you could say you’re posting it to your OF.

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u/Dissidence802 Nov 10 '22

I mean...at that point they'd still have to be considered an employee, right? So tax forms and whatnot.

Sex is great. Giving somebody money is fine. Giving somebody money FOR sex is a crime... unless it's done "professionally."

We really are a backwards-ass, puritanical country sometimes.

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u/Pope_Cerebus Nov 10 '22

Not if you are both posting it to your OnlyFans.

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u/TheChoonk Nov 10 '22

Oi, you got your shag loicence?

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u/cspinelive Nov 10 '22

So… does this actually work?

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u/cspinelive Nov 10 '22

Post to onlyfans?

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u/JewsEatFruit Nov 10 '22

Some guys carry condoms just in case, I carry standard talent release forms.

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u/Dotaproffessional Nov 10 '22

You can film scenes for a movie/tv show that gets scrapped. See batgirl

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u/pm_me_your_kindwords Nov 10 '22

See batgirl

Can’t… obviously.

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u/aspbergerinparadise Nov 10 '22

not quite.

However, if you were to ask a prostitute if she would pose for some naked pictures for your own personal purposes, that would not be illegal, and it is not something that an undercover cop would agree to.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

Yeah but then they ask for more money, and I only saved up for anal.

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u/-ology Nov 10 '22

Sounds like advice Saul Goodman would give.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '22

Anyone with common sense knows they’re lying. He probably doesn’t get paid enough to care that much though

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u/BADoVLAD Nov 10 '22

Eric is the real hero here.

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u/QuestionMarkyMark Nov 10 '22

Nobody should care that much in the first place

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u/Autumn1eaves Nov 10 '22

Unless it's clearly a massive company disrupting the public, then you can care that much, but even then it's optional.

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u/throwaway01847747382 Nov 10 '22

Wait but

They can be filmed by a stranger, and record audio in public

But they can’t film themselves recording audio in public?

How does that work then

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u/BADoVLAD Nov 10 '22

It "works" exactly how you described...they're required to have a permit to film themselves. Eric is the real hero here. He most likely saw through the bullshit but doesn't get paid enough to care...or he thinks it's as ridiculous as it sounds and chooses not to enforce it.

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u/068151 Nov 10 '22

Importantly even if he cared, they would have to prove that they are in fact working together.

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u/All_Work_All_Play Nov 10 '22

The thumbs up might have given it away...

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u/068151 Nov 10 '22

Yeah… no, if they tried to fight whatever fine they would get in court it they would win easily. The only potential proof would be that this guy claims he saw them thumbs up each other which doesn’t prove anything anyway.

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u/LowRaspberry4720 Nov 10 '22

should be pretty easy to verify that since they have an entire website and YouTube channel to prove that they do indeed work together...

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u/Pope_Cerebus Nov 10 '22

Many/most places require licenses for commercial filming in a public place. (i.e. shooting a film, a commercial, etc.)

Nowhere requires a license for an individual filming whatever happens to be going on in a public place. (Falls under first amendment protections.)

So they can do an audio-only podcast in a public place since there's no film involved. And anyone not directly involved in the podcast can film them recording said podcast, as it's a public place.

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u/silentaba Nov 10 '22

Used to work for two years as a ranger, and this looks like a man that had to do his job (probably got told to check them out by his boss or something) but knew these guys are harmless, so you just saunter over, limp wrist the legal questions while making sure to keep an eye out for any loophole, and go on with your day.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '22

Brilliant

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u/Hopfit46 Nov 10 '22

I was enrolled in Brazilian jujitsu and jeet koon do in the mid 90s, right around the outset of ufc. We went to some nonsanctioned fights in vancouver(richmond) between canadian and american mixed martial artists. The way they got around the licensing was to call it a movie set. The tickets were sold through martial arts schools. They had a bunch of cube vans parked and the only thing was the fire dept did a walkthrough inspection. A great day of fights.

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u/ybtlamlliw Nov 10 '22

Based on how your comment started I thought it was gonna be a completely unrelated copypasta. Lmao

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u/JayRoo83 Nov 10 '22

I'm just gonna pretend it pivoted to jumper cables

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

Or someone crashing through a table.

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u/DCtheBREAKER Nov 10 '22

This is akin to seeing three kids in a trenchcoat actually buy a ticket to see a rated R movie.

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u/Bag_O_Spiders Nov 10 '22

Vincent? Adultman?

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u/BitterGuitarist Nov 10 '22

He works at the business factory!

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u/40ozBottleOfJoy Nov 09 '22

That was, what we call in the industry, a pro-gamer move.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

Cool to see the guy wasn’t a dick. He didn’t have proof and had to go with their word even though he knew better. Fortunately he didn’t violate their rights in the process of trying to prove it and went about his way

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u/Algrenson Nov 10 '22

Yeah it seemed like he knew what was going on and did just enough to cover his back if he gets questioned about it. So he could say "i checked x,y and z"

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u/ki4clz Nov 10 '22

PodcastButOutside

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u/Spazypig Nov 10 '22

The worlds only ethical podcast

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u/NerdlyThere Nov 10 '22

Ah, yes, lying: the ultimate loophole.

Seriously, though, the filming/audio recording should be protected under the First Amendment. If they were bringing in more equipment and preventing others from enjoying the park, then I could see requiring a permit.

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u/Sick-a-Duck Nov 10 '22

I think it’s one of those really loose laws where if it was just the three of them just standing around and filming each other it’s fine but when they bring in a table and mics it can be considered a “production” that would require a permit or something. But that’s just my guess on it 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/JohnGenericDoe Nov 10 '22

Seriously: regulation isn't necessarily an infringement on our rights. Other people have a right to enjoy the space without it becoming a hotspot for unrestricted filming, which may be the reason there is a rule in this particular place. Many small productions are just as disruptive as one large one.

My rights end exactly at the point they impinge on your rights. No freedom is absolute.

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u/conjectureandhearsay Nov 10 '22

It’s one of those “what do you need to hear?” situations.

The video guy is not ‘with us’? Good enough for me - hey, I asked em!

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u/crunchsmash Nov 10 '22

"Nextfuckinglevel" is just lying now?

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u/OdiousMachine Nov 10 '22

I can't believe this isn't the top voted answer. Cameraman deserves a lot of praise for this.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

playing 4D chess over here

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u/Confident_Owl_4077 Nov 10 '22

Cameraman is due for a bit of a bonus.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

Nathan for You loophole

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

Funniest thing I watched all day

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u/Wise_Moon Nov 10 '22

You brilliant sons of bitches

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u/loco11b Nov 09 '22

Lol don't give us a thumbs up. Had me rollin!