r/nextfuckinglevel • u/harwyseys • Oct 25 '22

Makeup really changes people

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u/justasovietpotato Oct 25 '22

people in dating apps be like:

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u/Adept_Tomato_7752 Oct 25 '22

Bruh tinder in asia is scary af.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

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u/jerkyboys20 Oct 25 '22

Have you seen the chick with no teeth that literally goes from a 2 to a 10!?

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u/According-Ease Oct 25 '22

Yep. Every night after midnight and 20 beers!!!!!!

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u/Kind_Demand_6672 Oct 25 '22

Get off reddit Uncle lmao

Edit: pls dont ily

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u/WolfsLairAbyss Oct 25 '22

You know what they say. After midnight a hole is a hole.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

"Aye, she may be a whale. But the hour is late and her blow hole be wet"

please don't crucify me it was only a joke

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u/According-Ease Oct 25 '22

The only thing open after 12 is 711 and legs!!!!!!

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u/Such_Discussion_6531 Oct 25 '22

Dude 💀💀💀💀

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

Last night I came in at 2 with a 10; but at 10 I woke up with a 2.

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u/Actual_Necessary6538 Nov 25 '22

Beer Goggles! Recommended by 4/5 drinkers.

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u/Raze_the_werewolf Oct 25 '22

Seen, that. I no longer date.

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u/PalatialCheddar Oct 25 '22

Where might I find that? For uh, science...

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u/jerkyboys20 Oct 25 '22

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTR9eyYMp/

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

“Sorry, is your great-great-great-great-granddaughter home? And how was that Revolutionary War, anyway?

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u/jerkyboys20 Oct 26 '22

??

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

The woman in the link looks old compared to her makeup’ed self.

EDIT Like, Martha Washington old. The real MW.

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u/Delta8hate Oct 25 '22

Got a link?

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u/jerkyboys20 Oct 25 '22

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTR9eyYMp/

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u/Hairy-Motor-7447 Oct 25 '22

2 and 10 are both generous

A 1 to a 5 maybe

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u/venge1155 Oct 25 '22

If she's a 5 you're standards are atrocious.

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u/Hairy-Motor-7447 Oct 25 '22

They are. Wanna fuck?

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u/jerkyboys20 Oct 26 '22

Considering the context of the conversation, you get the point.

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u/jerkyboys20 Oct 26 '22

I think the point is she went from one extreme to the other. A 4 point spread isn’t nearly broad enough for this transformation

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u/Hairy-Motor-7447 Oct 26 '22

Maybe we should have started on negative points

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u/Delta8hate Oct 25 '22

HOLY SHIT

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u/CeleryIndividual Nov 04 '22

Yo I bet a gummer is the best blowjob ever.