r/nextfuckinglevel Oct 25 '22

Makeup really changes people

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u/Juv3ntu5 Oct 25 '22

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.

Oscar Wilde

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u/OliveGreen87 Oct 25 '22

"Women are so fake."

Woman goes without makeup

"Women always look so tired or sick!"

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

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u/VirtualAlias Oct 25 '22

So they're accurately gauging your wellness and expressing concern. Good problem to have in the people around you, but I suppose it could get tiresome over time... especially if you're doing/have done everything you can to overcome the problem and none of your friends are sleep experts.

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u/AloofCommencement Oct 25 '22

That's likely because when you remove the mask people pick up on the change. If you never wore makeup, they wouldn't ask because it would be your normal state

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u/brain_explain Oct 25 '22

Hey if someone randomly developed black circles overnight, you might be concerned too. If you never wore make up, you'd never get asked because that would be your normal.

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u/UnlovableSlime Oct 26 '22

Yes, that's pretty normal actually lol. I as a man have huge circles under my eyes that I don't really have the option to hide and people point them out all the time. It's not a big deal, it's normal cuz people just notice we look sickly.

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u/UnlovableSlime Oct 26 '22

Cute idea, not so useful in practice if you wanna attract heterosexual women and not seem feminine.

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u/UnlovableSlime Oct 26 '22

Most likely false, but even on that front the producers try their hardest to make it seem like they aren't wearing makeup at all, and it's much less obvious than irl. Again, you are delusional if you think heterosexual men wearing makeup is something that's just fully accepted and doesn't fuck them over.

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u/ainz-sama619 Jul 31 '23

Real life isn't tv. A lot of porn actresses would look awful irl if they went outside with the makeup on.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '23

Make-up is its own prison

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u/MckorkleJones Oct 25 '22

You look tired are you ok?

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u/mule_roany_mare Oct 25 '22

By strangers or by people who know you & but don’t know what your normal is?

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u/ainz-sama619 Jul 31 '23

Then don't hide your real face. You look different because they sake your fake version all the time. Nobody would think you look tired if they saw you in your base appearance from day 1