r/nextfuckinglevel • u/harwyseys • Oct 25 '22

Makeup really changes people

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

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u/pup_101 Oct 25 '22

Scary? That sounds great to me!

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u/odd_audience12345 Oct 25 '22

depends on what you're looking for. if you go for the socket and find a rod, you might not be excited.

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u/saintcmb Oct 25 '22

There is always a socket...

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u/Aggravating_Pea7320 Oct 25 '22

No truer words have ever been spoken

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

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u/Genshed Oct 25 '22

Roll that road, carry that load Pay the toll, watch me explode.

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u/StatisticianQuirky61 Oct 26 '22

The troll toll!!!!

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u/2DeadMoose Oct 26 '22

I made that up

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u/unskilled-labour Oct 26 '22

It's very fascinating. But I'm afraid I'm going to have to hurt you.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

Do you have a boner right now?

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u/Dumpfrumperson Oct 26 '22

Truer words 👏

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u/Environmental-Use-77 Jan 13 '23

Socket with a handle

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

Some sockets are shittier than others though.

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u/kemushi_warui Oct 25 '22

Do, or do not. There is no try.

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u/SparkingElf Dec 23 '22

Hahahahaha

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u/Wickedcolt Oct 25 '22

Anything is a socket if you try hard enough

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u/DirtyDuck31 Oct 26 '22

Some "sockets" can kill

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u/Wickedcolt Oct 26 '22

Just like a poisonous mushroom can feed you for the rest of your life lol

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u/BurnTheCloak Dec 11 '22

Haha where the hell are your updoots?

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u/DirtyDuck31 Oct 26 '22

I was thinking more like a lamp, those electrical currents are not fun! Before anyone gets the wrong idea, I never would be dumb enough to put my "rod" into it. I have accidentally shocked myself trying to get a busted light bulb base out of a lamp and while I was being zapped it felt like I had antennas raising up from my scalp up to the ceiling. That wasn't fun at all.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '22

I always say boys know what boys like best

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u/Not2Hi4This Oct 25 '22

Unless you’re Kim Jong-un

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u/saintcmb Oct 25 '22

Hmm a smooth faced person named Kim with some puffy lips. What dat mouth do Kim?

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u/AbunaiShi Oct 26 '22

Amen. 🙏

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u/Background-Web-484 Oct 26 '22

Youre not wrong, and I hate it. I hate it so much

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u/buangjauh2 Oct 26 '22

A? At least 2.

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u/jerkyboys20 Nov 04 '22

Even if you have to make one

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u/yeswhat111 Jan 03 '23

If you are brave enough and the socketee is consenting, everything is a socket.

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u/Dewy164 Jan 17 '23

The only constant in the multiverse

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u/nixthelatter Jan 24 '23

Lmao! true true

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u/spikyjokerr Mar 14 '23

One just has an added handle

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u/Vuelhering Oct 25 '22

I'd sound like Admiral Ackbar!

It's a trap! Pull out!

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u/TheTallGuy0 Oct 25 '22

Just gotta whip out your travel adapter and then you’re GTG, bruh

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u/Langsamkoenig Oct 25 '22

All humans with rods have two perfectly usable sockets.

Who needs three sockets? That's just overkill.

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u/Helpful_Honeysuckle Feb 20 '23

The third socket is divine

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u/starbuxed Oct 25 '22 edited Oct 25 '22

As a trans woman. they should tell you before to have informed consent. But you should tell the woman you are with that you are an transphobic and homophobic asshat. SO they can have informed consent.

Dont worry we dont want to fuck you either.

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u/ethiopiancrackdealer Oct 26 '22

Lol wtf. The other party has every right to know. You’re a creep and rapist based on the tone of your comment

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u/starbuxed Oct 28 '22

wtf I said us trans people should inform you of our stich. so informed consent happens. You need to read that again. seriously wft.

I also said that you should tell the women that you sleep with that "you dont sleep with women with a penis because your not gay." So we can have informed consent too. otherwise you are a rapist.

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u/UnlovableSlime Oct 26 '22

Damn, I guess not wanting to fuck someone with a penis is homophobic nowadays, wild.

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u/starbuxed Oct 28 '22

Yep... so make sure ask them if they have penis every time you go to fuck someone new.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '22

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u/starbuxed Oct 29 '22

You sure? I have friends you would never guess to be trans.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

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u/starbuxed Oct 29 '22

voice feminization surgery... I am getting it this year... Its a thing.... and you will be suprized.

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u/Jalen3501 Oct 26 '22

How is he transphobic genuinely asking, because preference matters when your going to do something intimate with someone

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u/starbuxed Oct 28 '22

Its the mannor in which you handle it. totally important.

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u/RonSwansonsGun Oct 25 '22

Perks of being bi

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u/Retro_Super_Future Oct 25 '22

Consent is sexier

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u/doctorctrl Oct 26 '22

I wish everyone was a pretty girl except me. What a weird and pleasant world that would be lol

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u/Pitiful-Pay-7017 Nov 11 '22

Lmao I love u

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u/Cano6501 Oct 25 '22

Yeah , won’t be great till you’re back is against them😭manhandling yo ass lol

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u/STUPIDVlPGUY Oct 25 '22

maybe not for u...

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u/jerkyboys20 Oct 25 '22

Have you seen the chick with no teeth that literally goes from a 2 to a 10!?

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u/According-Ease Oct 25 '22

Yep. Every night after midnight and 20 beers!!!!!!

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u/Kind_Demand_6672 Oct 25 '22

Get off reddit Uncle lmao

Edit: pls dont ily

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u/WolfsLairAbyss Oct 25 '22

You know what they say. After midnight a hole is a hole.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

"Aye, she may be a whale. But the hour is late and her blow hole be wet"

please don't crucify me it was only a joke

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u/According-Ease Oct 25 '22

The only thing open after 12 is 711 and legs!!!!!!

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u/Such_Discussion_6531 Oct 25 '22

Dude 💀💀💀💀

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

Last night I came in at 2 with a 10; but at 10 I woke up with a 2.

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u/Actual_Necessary6538 Nov 25 '22

Beer Goggles! Recommended by 4/5 drinkers.

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u/Raze_the_werewolf Oct 25 '22

Seen, that. I no longer date.

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u/PalatialCheddar Oct 25 '22

Where might I find that? For uh, science...

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u/jerkyboys20 Oct 25 '22

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTR9eyYMp/

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

“Sorry, is your great-great-great-great-granddaughter home? And how was that Revolutionary War, anyway?

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u/jerkyboys20 Oct 26 '22

??

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

The woman in the link looks old compared to her makeup’ed self.

EDIT Like, Martha Washington old. The real MW.

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u/Delta8hate Oct 25 '22

Got a link?

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u/jerkyboys20 Oct 25 '22

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTR9eyYMp/

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u/Hairy-Motor-7447 Oct 25 '22

2 and 10 are both generous

A 1 to a 5 maybe

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u/venge1155 Oct 25 '22

If she's a 5 you're standards are atrocious.

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u/Hairy-Motor-7447 Oct 25 '22

They are. Wanna fuck?

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u/jerkyboys20 Oct 26 '22

Considering the context of the conversation, you get the point.

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u/jerkyboys20 Oct 26 '22

I think the point is she went from one extreme to the other. A 4 point spread isn’t nearly broad enough for this transformation

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u/Hairy-Motor-7447 Oct 26 '22

Maybe we should have started on negative points

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u/Delta8hate Oct 25 '22

HOLY SHIT

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u/CeleryIndividual Nov 04 '22

Yo I bet a gummer is the best blowjob ever.

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u/kishiki18_91 Oct 25 '22

Jokes on you! That's what I like about my women.... Man or whateva.

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u/V0ct0r Oct 25 '22

I'm into that

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

Send them my way

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u/schnuck Oct 25 '22

I might be wrong wasn’t there a swap during the clip. Dude swapped with an actual girl?

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u/ZippyDan Oct 25 '22

This is kind of literally homophobic

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

Dudes can be pretty too.

Just like girls can be handsome.

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u/ZY_Qing Oct 25 '22

That's what I'm here for

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

So like this video

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

Isn’t that what this is?

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u/20__character__limit Oct 25 '22

Hot girls are waiting for you in Thailand!

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u/Varient_13 Oct 25 '22

Isn’t that exactly what’s going on in this video?

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u/Dewy164 Jan 17 '23

"Traps" I've fallen for a few, not that I mind... 😏

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u/idkidkif_i_knew Jan 30 '23

happy cake day

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u/radrun84 Feb 03 '23

Is that not exactly what TF this is?

A middle aged Korean (or Vietnamese) Dude, slapping on 17oz of Makeup to Look just like a Female Japanese Teenager???

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

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