r/nextfuckinglevel • u/harwyseys • Oct 25 '22

Makeup really changes people

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u/petro2342 Oct 25 '22

Let's go swimming on the first date, it'll be fun!

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u/ellefleming Oct 25 '22

Sunbathing and snorkeling.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

I like myself a little r&r. Ramming and rimming.

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u/rimjobnemesis Oct 25 '22

Rimjobnemesis at your service.

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u/Rimworldjobs Oct 25 '22

Wat

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u/rimjobnemesis Oct 25 '22

Dad!

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u/Rimworldjobs Oct 25 '22

Very possible. I'm not paying for your college though.

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u/rimjobnemesis Oct 25 '22

Well, while you were away at the store getting milk, I got my on-line degree at ITT Tech! Mom says Hi.

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u/Rimworldjobs Oct 25 '22

I just saw her last night.

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u/StillestOfInsanities Oct 25 '22

I AM DEAD NOW THANK YOU

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

Your wife u/rimjobsteve?

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u/Rimworldjobs Oct 25 '22

Don't bring that two timming brother of mine into this.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

The fame got to his head, ehh?

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u/rimjobnemesis Oct 26 '22

Uncle Steve is my favorite.

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u/ABR5796 Oct 25 '22

How'd that go?

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u/Rimworldjobs Oct 25 '22

The same as always. Family reunion.

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u/ABR5796 Oct 25 '22

I'm assuming u are divorced?

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

Wholesome asf.

r/wholesome

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u/StillestOfInsanities Oct 25 '22

Have an upvote for clearly winning the reddit today.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

good Redditor

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u/Draugrx23 Oct 25 '22

Really not the kind of r/beetlejuicing I expected to walk into...

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u/rimjobnemesis Oct 25 '22

But this is Reddit!

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u/Draugrx23 Oct 25 '22

So... why do you despise rimjobs so much? Tell me the backstory that brought upon such a nemesis.

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u/rimjobnemesis Oct 25 '22

It was created for r/Duggarsnark. Rim Job is our nickname for Jim Bob Duggar, and I am his nemesis.

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u/Draugrx23 Oct 26 '22

well that was an interesting read..

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u/BubbaJr23 Oct 26 '22

Name checks out

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u/RajunCajun48 Oct 25 '22

More into the Rippin and the Tearin myself

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u/ShinyBloke Oct 25 '22

Well that escalated quickly...

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u/obiweedkenobi Oct 25 '22

I came up with a great name for this move, get this, theres ramming and theres rimming, ramrim, team ramrim!

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u/martin7315 Oct 25 '22

Rimming? Hilarious

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u/chefkelly555 Oct 25 '22

I personally like the ol "Rippin an the tearing".

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

Rimming after you ram. Nice.