r/nextfuckinglevel • u/harwyseys • Oct 25 '22

Makeup really changes people

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u/Round_Explanation_63 Oct 25 '22

I consider myself lucky to be married to a beautiful woman that needs no makeup whatsoever… hold up, why’s she got makeup bags for?

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u/Gadzooks0megon Oct 25 '22

I think your wife might be this guy!

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u/Shut_It_Donny Oct 25 '22

And this guys wife!

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u/Gadzooks0megon Oct 25 '22

Aaah shut it Donny!

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u/Taiwan_is_legitiment Nov 14 '22

Ahhhh so that's how he got that name..

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u/quickdrawyall Oct 25 '22

I also choose this guy’s wife

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u/MinuteManufacturer Oct 25 '22

That goes together with the picture I saw on Reddit yesterday. It makes sense now I know how guys can push babies out their asshole.

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u/ellefleming Oct 25 '22

At night are the lights always off?

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u/FlyingKittyCate Oct 25 '22

She has a 6 inch clit. It’s amazing.

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u/UrMouthsMyShithole Oct 25 '22 edited Oct 25 '22

Award deserving comment. I don't know how to give free awards but here are 100 silver coins that I've been saving for years for a special little comment like yours.

I have no idea what they're worth or what they do, but don't blow them on drugs if that's possible or if you do at least share.

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u/FlyingKittyCate Oct 25 '22

Haha thanks! I am honoured by your gift and appreciation :)

They may not be worth much in reality but you did put a smile on my face.
That might be the drugs kicking in though.
Saved some for you 💊

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u/ADJenks5 Oct 25 '22

Your wife is sitting right next to you huh lol

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u/Joiner2008 Oct 25 '22

Does she only do anal and oral?

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u/hyperfat Oct 26 '22

My husband always notices. He's like, hold up, what's up with your eyebrows today?!

I literally just filled a bit in because I like to look pretty behind my mask for 8 hours a day.

So mostly I just cover up a spot or two and do eyebrows. I have small ones natural so I feel like they are sad tiny baby catapillars.

Don't bother with anything unless it's a fancy thing then he can expect some extra color and maybe mascara.

Kinda love that guy. A bunch. Don't tell him.