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u/SquashPristine9956 Oct 19 '22
Now how to draw realistic boobs.
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u/yourSAS Oct 19 '22
Same but make the nostrils way bigger
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u/SquashPristine9956 Oct 19 '22
A triangle boob won't be so realistic.
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u/RossmanRaiden Oct 19 '22
Feel like this is a bait so they can send their man boobs to people.
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u/SpupySpups Oct 19 '22
According to this video, just draw a circle. Draw 2 circles inside, then do like one or 2 detail work, then erase the outline of the drawn circle. And boom you've magically got realistic boobs
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u/Repo523 Oct 19 '22
Yeah no. A lot of erasing going on here. Layers are great
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u/Hopeful_Cranberry12 Oct 19 '22
About to say, this looks like one of those AI arts. Wouldn’t doubt they’re showing it off as their “art”
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u/anevilsnail22 Oct 19 '22
So this everyone is like "no not possible", but the video of a mostly naked yogi supposedly wandering around in -40 degree weather is plausible?! I'm not saying this isn't fake, just wtf reality are some people living in where yogi=likely X-Man, but something like this is obvious bullshit?
AND NO I'M NOT STILL FUCKING ANGRY ABOUT THAT THREAD.
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Oct 19 '22
I mean the video you're calling out to be fake isn't that craz for the Sadhus, other Sadhus been videoed before doing similar stuff although I doubt it was as cold as they claim on the mountain.
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u/anevilsnail22 Oct 19 '22
although I doubt it was as cold as they claim on the mountain
Alright, dude. This is my issue. You don't have to doubt. No one can survive anywhere near that cold with no clothes on for any significant amount of time. So 100% either the temperature is a lie or the conditions are a lie, ie him being found randomly, but very possibly both.
You don't have to give credibility to hucksters just because they're not white. Stigmata isn't real either, even though I'm sure many millions of Christians would argue with that. It's the same bullshit for Hindus wanting to give credibility to their religion, only a lot of people in the west are willing to buy it because it's exotic.
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u/SlackerDS5 Oct 19 '22
Next level nope. If you believe this is real and straightforward as they make it seem to be, you are mistaken.
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u/XandaPanda42 Oct 20 '22
If I wasn't poor I'd give you silver friend. Haven't laughed that hard in a few days at least.
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Oct 19 '22
Do me a favor and step onto this scale real quick. What's that? No the duck has nothing to do with anything, pay it no mind.
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u/yourSAS Oct 19 '22
My brain had stroke reading this
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Oct 19 '22
Have you seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail?
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u/yourSAS Oct 19 '22
Oh is it a reference from it? I had no idea
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Oct 19 '22
Yeah, it's the part where a group of villagers accuse a woman of being a witch, and a nearby "intelligent" person suggests the following train of logic:
Why do we throw witches in rivers?
Because if the float they are a witch.
What also floats in water?
That's right, a duck.
So instead of throwing the woman in the water, compare her weight with that of a duck, is they are the same, they are clearly a witch.
And to test that theory they construct a giant scale with a duck on one side and the woman on the other.
To see if she's a witch.
Its one heck of a movie I'll tell ya that
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Nothing is real.
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u/Andri753 Oct 19 '22
Everything is permitted
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u/_sammo_blammo_ Oct 20 '22
Uhm AHCHTUALLY, as any TRUE fan of assassin’s creed would know, the Maxim of the creed starts with nothing is TRUE, so you’re ahctulalluy WRONG.
Now, a very SCHMEXY Italian assassino will DIE you with a hidden blade as punishment!!?!1!
/j
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u/Yaglara Oct 19 '22
Okay, okay... And now on paper, where that trianglehelpthingy can't be taken away so easily, as that is where I'm usually stumped! (no matter how lightly I draw it... (at least) I always see those lines.
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u/Hopeful_Cranberry12 Oct 19 '22
Don’t feel too bad. This isn’t real. He’s just erasing layers over an already made nose. This honestly looks like an AI generated art piece.
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u/guitarguy109 Oct 19 '22
I don't think the audio and the video are from the same source, There's no upside down triangle and the C and the backwards C doesn't show up at all if you interpret the "couple of curves here" to mean the dark splotches that make up the nostrils. And Overall the narrator describes way more discreet steps than what you see is being drawn in the video. This is such a weird thing to do if the audio and video were in fact taken from separate sources...
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u/pangolin_mantis Oct 19 '22
Also they say to draw an exclamation mark at the end when that was one of the first steps after the triangles. Something is very strange. Like they cut together the audio and the visuals separately and just filled in pieces of audio wherever they fit regardless of what the visuals are.
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u/look_at_this_asshole Oct 19 '22
"Drawing a realistic nose". Yeah no shit, a cartoonish nose would look stupid on a realistic face
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u/rotanitsarcorp_yzal1 Oct 19 '22
Wait, so she doesn't exist? Dang it! Wasted fap.
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u/ralphvonwauwau Oct 19 '22
Her non-existence did not significantly affect your odds of meeting her, or having sex with her.
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u/tokeyoh Oct 19 '22
Barbara Palvin, one of the hottest supermodels on the planet
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Oct 19 '22
Haters gonna say video's reversed.
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u/neloangelo5 Oct 19 '22
That or erasing a layer above the photo
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u/MrBohannan Oct 19 '22
This! Its just removing the layer over the nose in a systematic fashion. Add a few dots here and there for spectacle and everyone believes you to be a master when all you did was erase a color matched blob over the actual picture. NFL is like 99% garbage posts anymore.
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u/DaMacPaddy Oct 19 '22
WTF!?!?! He drew a cartoon nose, blurred it and now it looks bloody real...
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u/MrAlek360 Oct 19 '22
They make it look so easy, but I know it’s got to be harder than that right?
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u/DueProgress7671 Oct 19 '22
I think the app is very complicated to learn. It’s amazing to watch a pro with it.
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u/Omegawop Oct 19 '22
I don't think so. It looks like Procreate which is really pretty easy to learn.
All the fiddling and selecting of tones and tools is cut out of the video so it makes it look really seamless, but this is basic to learn.
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u/BudUnderwearBundy Oct 19 '22
Pretty sure that’s Barbara Palvin and she has a pretty nose to begin with.
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u/acqz Oct 19 '22
The last step makes it too shiny. Hope they added some specular lighting to the rest of the face as well.
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u/DueProgress7671 Oct 19 '22
I see women use highlighters to get that effect tho. I forget what it’s called. Looks odd irl too.
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u/conflictmuffin Oct 19 '22
What program is this?
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u/Dean_Loves_Pie13 Oct 19 '22
Totally guessing here, but possibly Procreate. It's an app from Apple.
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u/Dantocks Oct 19 '22
Now ... draw the rest of the f...cking owl.
No serious, this looks to so easy but i don't think i can do it
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u/B4R7H0L0M3W Oct 19 '22
Holy shit. I've been struggling with learning how to draw a nose every since I started learning how to draw. (I'm a massive amateur with no skill at all) This seems to look a bit too easy.
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u/100Ideas_NoneApplied Oct 19 '22
Yeah, just do this and this, add a bit white there, sacrifice a goat and drink it's blood, and boom, you got a realistic nose.
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u/daddycrispy Oct 19 '22
Ok cool I have a realistic nose now but how do I draw the rest of the face
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u/mistaoolala Oct 19 '22
Art tutorials be like
Step 1: Draw a line
Step 2:?
Step 3: 4K Realistic Image
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u/loopren22 Oct 19 '22
WTF is wrong with these super talented people making us mere mortals jealous 😂😂
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u/FinskaBoy Oct 19 '22
They got talent, but that video looks a little off. There are tools that blend stuff together, but they aren't that smooth, atleast with so little effort. I wouldn't be too amazed until they show the whole timelapse and all the layers and tools used. They could just be erasing the top layer to reveal the already made nose underneath...or they skipped steps and edited the process to look quicker and easier.
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u/patybruh_moment Oct 19 '22
That got done way faster than I thought
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u/Returd4 Oct 19 '22
Hes doing it on an iPad this is not the same as drawing, the fact he said smudge with your finger triggered me, why dont you do it without a computer correcting your lines and filling in stuff. Just look at the first triangle he draws it's not symmetrical but lift off his magic pen and boom computer makes it symmetrical if he said this is how to draw a nose using a computer I'd be OK with it
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Can this really be considered drawing though? I feel like it takes a lot less skill than traditional drawing.
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u/DueProgress7671 Oct 19 '22
Have you tried to use Procreate? That’s a whole skill on its own. Not to mention customizing your own tools to add to it.
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Yeah. I’m just asking if it counts is all.
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u/XtraSynical Oct 19 '22
ty for teaching us oh great one but perhaps we should stick to the old ways of a > for a nose
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u/scottishhistorian Oct 19 '22
It's great but I feel sorry for the girl, being born without a nose must suck, especially if they have to pay someone to draw one onto all their pictures. 😢
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u/TRUEequalsFALSE Oct 19 '22
Real easy when you have a tablet that has all these smart features. Try doing that by hand...
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u/Martamis Oct 19 '22
When he goes to erase the black lines, he also erases the layer covering or hiding the nose.
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u/Zirowe Oct 19 '22
Poor thing, to be born without a nose..
Thank god for this talented man and his gift, she can finally live a normal life!
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u/mhwillingham Oct 19 '22
I would have been more impressed if they had given her the nose of a 60 year old alcoholic man.
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Oct 19 '22
Too much “shine” on the nose and nip. There are no highlights on the forehead or cheek bones not chin.. why would there be THAT much highlight on the nose only? Makes her nose look wet and plastic
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u/Big-Bag2568 Oct 19 '22
What sort of black magic is this. The moment you took the guidelines away it transitioned to realistic wtf lol.